Craig's

Tiger's

Yahoo!'s Rick Newman Might Be A Lying Conservative Piece Of Shit

Just maybe.  Nothing conservatives love more than scaring stupid old people with tall tales of some dusky immigrant fella stealing their shit.  The funny thing is, if those fuckin' old folks understood that single payer healthcare meant no more copays or supplemental insurance, well, that would be like getting a giant fucking social security raise!  Bet those miserable old bastards would like that.

Jeez, That Obama Sure Was A Great President

So much good stuff.  Obama is so much better than any socialist from Vermont.  JOE 2020!

Neoliberal Establishment Dems Would Rather Lose Again Than Win With Sanders Or Warren

And they're dumb as fuck. Reading is not a strength either.  If the conservative establishment candidate keeps on losing, that does tell you something about the conservative establishment of the Democratic Party.

And Bernie would have won.  It took a multi-billion dollar infrastructure to keep Clinton from losing to a candidate who started his campaign in order to publicize certain issues like healthcare, and then she failed to beat the least popular GOP candidate in a hundred years.  Sanders would have carried Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsyltucky, AND Florida at the very least, along with every state Clinton, the shittiest political candidate in human history, won.

Game over, neolib cocksuckers.

Josh Marshall's Readers Are Just As Dumb As He Is

Bernie bros? Really?  Well, anyone stupid enough to type 'Bernie bros' in 2019 is a fucking shit-eating conservative fuckstick.  And that stupid cocksucker really believes Biden is running ahead of Sanders?  Ok, lets see how Iowa and New Hampshire work out if Biden is even still in the race.  And Biden, a less than Obama or Hillary neoliberal corporate Dem, beats Trump?  If you believe that you deserve your shitty life.

Look What It Did To Watt!!

Never Underestimate What The Twits Don't Know About Cycling Even

Fuckers know nothing jonny sleet.  These retards are supposed to be cyclists, and they aren't all new to the sport this spring, so wouldn't you think they would have learned some shit for themselves through experience and wisdom?  Not if they're fucking reactionary upper-class twits!

Look What It Did To Watt

Political Song for Big Train Piggy Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Sing

Clearly Jacob Wohl Is The Greatest Living American

The finest conservative of the last 100 years.  There's truly nothing Jacob Wohl can't do to make America greater again.

Sarah Fuckabee Sanders: Art Or Not

Fucking gross.  If anyone in the world deserved to be dragged in public over their looks, it's this fat ugly cunt.  Fun thread, tho.

Armando Big Tent Democrat Llorens Will Always Be A Vile Neoliberal Cocksucker

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This Is The Conservative Establishment Shitting Themselves Over Bernie Sanders

Jay Cost, pathetic little tool.  Cost says Bernie donors are far to the left of the average American, but everyone knows that is utter horseshit and is why the conservative establishment is so fucking terrified.  Bernie donors and Bernie supporters are smack dab in the political center, while the neoliberal Dems and violent racist GOP are hard-right radical loons intent on destroying democracy and the American middle class.  Sanders has exposed them for the horrible fuckers they are, and they are scared.  Good.  It's not hippies taking over politics.  It's the average American.  And the conservative establishment is headed to the cesspool of history where they belong.  Either Sanders leads the way, or others do with slightly different tactics.  Either way, they reactionary oligarchs see their end, and they are shitting themselves.

Neoliberal Dems Can't Help But Turn Into Corn Cobs

Rock-ribbed conservative Dems are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.  Their only owns are self-owns.  DIY corn cobbing is a neolib cottage industry.

If You Are Dumb Enough To Pay Money To George Mason University, You Deserve What You Get

This rocket surgeon for example.  If you had to dumb down a state college enough to appeal to teabaggers and other racist cretins, well, this is exactly what you deserve.

English Beaten

There's Nothing Dumber Than A Racist Conservative

Narrator: All conservatives are racist.

White trash conservative racist MAGAtards would rather be poor and hopeless than have a minority get a break.  This is the genius of America.  Poor whites are too stupid to understand class solidarity because they are screaming racist fucktards.

MMMM...Asparagus

Oranges Are The Only Songs

Notes From The Garden

You got it.  33 years on...

Kamala Harris Could Not Be A Bigger Shitbag And Gun Owners Are Fucking Worse

Of course Kamala Harris has a gun. Of course.  Hunt is absolutely right that owning a handgun is a shitty idea for any sane, freedom-loving America and yet another reason Harris should be canceled.  Guntards, whether insane racist GOP or insane racist Dem, are the worst people in the galaxy.  If we want a truly free America, we need to eradicate them.

Star Wars Is Never Really Gone, Sadly

Terry And Shane

What Sort Of Pathetic Little Man Defends Robert E. Lee In 2019

Only losers like Jesse Kelly and Donald Trump, I guess.  It takes a really sick sad motherfucker to venerate Robert E. Lee, one of history's greatest losers.  It helps to be dumb as a rock, too.  Kelly is wrong about Lee, wrong about U.S. Grant, and generally a fucking imbecile.  And he writes for the Federalist.

By the way, who funds the Federalist?

Warren Is A Decent Candidate, But I Don't Think You Want To Win The Joy Reid Primary In 2019

As covered by Bezos' very good boy.  Seems like the Hillary deadender neolib primary is not the contest to win. 

Kill The Olds

Adam Ant does fine, and it's nice to see Denis Leary's cousin getting gigs, but the fucking crowd should have been set on fire.

The Gossip Kids Political Club Ladies Auxiliary Is Probably Not Up To This

They are really bad at politics.  Maybe not any worse than the neolibs, but the gossip kids are painfully shallow and ignorant most of the time, and it shows when the ladies auxiliary gets going on shit like Bernie Sanders.  Sanders has been at this a long time, playing the longest game in American center-left political history, so it's more than a little amusing to ask the folks who started hearing about this last week ask why he's not better at that shit.  Maybe they're the ones who aren't up to the task.  (Narrator: they suck at this game.)  Pretty sure 2016 was a pretty good indication of that.

Subtle, Yet Understated

Berton Averre, AKA That Guy From The Knack Who's Not Dead, Has A More Reasonable Political Understanding Than Any Neoliberal Democrat

How the fuck does that happen?  Berton Averre is living proof that not being a complete fucking imbecile and right-wing fuckstain is not that fucking hard and really pretty fucking obvious and easy.  Jesus.  Why can't Hillary Clinton deadenders be as wise as Berton Averre? 

Idiots Who Supported Hillary Clinton Gave Us Donald Trump And Are More Disgusting Than MAGAtards

Hillary deadenders are doing more harm than Trump.  These are the worst people in the world, and they have no good excuse for being this vile.

Remember That Cunt Sally Albright Worked For Newt Fucking Gingrich

Right-wing piece of shit Sally Albright worked for noted conservative shitbag Newt Gingrich.  Surprisingly, Albright does not support the current 2020 frontrunner, Bernie Sanders.

Damn, Bernie Sanders Sure Did Badly At A Forum Run By Hillary Deadenders And Hosted By Hacking Victim Joy Ann Reid

Wow.  Sanders sucks man.  Black people who love Hillary and are neolib shitbags don't like him at all.  Who knew? 

JOY REID WAS HACKED!  SOMEBODY CALL THE FBI!!!

It's About Gods Damned Time That The Satanic Temple Started Making America Greater Again

This is the best news America and liberty have received in 100 fucking years.  The Satanic Temple will start making America even greater again now without the onerous burden of immoral taxation!  Now that faggot jesus and his followers will finally get the full force of Satan's mighty power.  Hail Satan!  Thanks, Trump!

TFW You're Glad That Smarmy Life-Loser Deputy Sporty Gossip Kid Didn't Go To Medical School

I'm glad this loser is so happy with himself, but most idiots are happy. Just ask Dunning and Kruger.  Sadly,  this John Walters sucks at writing and humble-bragging both, so it's no shock that he was canned from the jobs which required that skill.  But fatuous chump Bob Costas once patted him on the head!  Walters probably still jerks off to that memory today.  In the end, I guess his NBC buddy who backpacked with him but later fired him was right all along.  Heh, indeedy.

Teslas Are The Perfect Product For Serotta Forum Twits

Synergy!  A useless, tacky, overpriced, underperforming consumer product.  Brilliant!  It's a $10,000 titanium Speedvagen road bike with disc brakes!  It's a Serotta Ottrott!  What else do over-privileged white idiots need more than a defective electric car built by crazed fucktard and tawdry grifter Elon Musk?  NOTHING!

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Rock In The Bronx

Savage Fisking Of Paul Krugman

Luke Savage, Jacobin.  Savage!  Heh, indeedy.  Anywho, Krugman is a neoliberal company man for sure, and, chances are, you ain't rich enough to be workin' for that company.  Better luck next life, chief.

Whose Couch Has Quasimodo Been Crashing On?

I hope one of those whimpering fuckfaces offered to let that hunchback for a few days while they clean up his room in Paris.  That would be the christian thing to do.

Is There A More Pathetic Careerist Imbecile Than Jennifer Rubin?

Maybe if Jennifer Rubin wasn't so fucking shitty, you could feel badly for her and her insane ravings, but she's such a yuge shitbird that you just cannot manage it.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Not At All Shocking News Of The Day: Cher Is Absolutely As Dumb As She Appears

Cher probably lost her ability to turn into a corn cob long ago, but that's not gonna stop her from being a screaming idiot anyway.  Americans in general are so much stupider than any group should ever be.  Jesus.

If You Are A Conservative Asshole Dumb Enough To Believe Cheshire Academy Is An Elite School, Well...

You and your fat dumb reactionary son deserve exactly what you got.  Poor little conservative snowflake pussy and tawdry homophobic bigot couldn't learn to stop being an ignorant fucknut in class so the school decided they didn't want to deal with it anymore.  Fuck, this raises my opinion of Cheshire Academy about a million percent.  Nice job.

Note the unironic use of irregardless.  The father must be just as fucking dumb as his kid.

Gods, The Twits Are Vile, Tedious, Spoiled White People

Over-privileged twits are the gods-damned worst.  What pathetic idiots we all are, and our species deserves every fucking thing coming. 

Welfare Academia Might Just Be Dumb Enough To Believe This Shit

That Obama or Sotomayor are/were liberal in any useful sense.  Or the whole Merrick Garland fiasco where fools like Scott Lemieux were so fucking sure Obama would win that battle even though it turned out he simply surrendered.  That Scott Lemieux is gonna talk shit.  Really.  Professors who graduated from non-competitive programs at non-competitive schools who teach at non-competitive colleges and universities might not be the best or brightest.  Just sayin'.  Welfare academics might not be so good at readin'.  Or maybe they're just fucking liars.  Either way.  But even the dimmer boot-licking pissboys need to collect that check.  Didn't Scott Lemieux get shitcanned from his job at a school with an 82% acceptance rate a while ago, and now he's sweeping the floor or some shit at University of Washington.  Fucking meritocracy at work, boyo!

Alt-White, Canadian

Rising

Attention Please: Do Not Park Near The Teslas

Thank you.  Heh, indeedy.  Telsa is turning out to be the most fun anyone can have until our inevitable extinction.  Elon Musk acolytes are wicked fucking dumber than MAGAtards or even Hillary Clinton deadenders. 

The Cain Train Is Not The Express To So Much Fucking Winning

Herman Cain 9-9-9 presents Where's the white womens at?  Herman Cain is just too sick, sick of all that winning.  No 9-9-9 and sweet sweet 69 for the Godfather of Pizza Herman Cain in 2019.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Dave Weigel Will Never Not Be Jeff Bezos' Very Good Boy

Very good boys deserve favors.  Weigel knows how to please Jeff Bezos.  Bezos never has to ask.  That's service.

Ben Shapiro: Comically Undersized Corn Cob

Jesus christ on a yot, Ben Shapiro is really fucking dumb.  Wingnut welfare does horrible things to a society.  Ben Shapiro should be somewhere in Appalachia right now, squatting naked in a puddle eating worms.

Dream Popes

James Surowiecki, Another Embarrassment For Choate, Morphs Into A Corn Cob

Sparkling intellect and trenchant analysis are not what you get from Jimmy Surowiecki.  As should be expected, it's not difficult to make Surowiecki look like a simpering moron right there in the middle of the living room in front of guests from out of town.  Sad.  Neolibs suck ass.

Shan On And On

The Gossip Kids' Car Club Dragging Elon Musk's Dumb Tunnel Idea Is Exactly What America Needs

Elon Musk is a yuge vile shitbird, and the more people like the Gossip Kids drag him, the better off we all are.  Musk's Shelbyville monorail boondoggles are the best examples of MAGAtard America anyone will ever see.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Serotta Forum Twits In A Nutshell

Wealthy, over-privileged white guys too lazy and dull to understand the world around them.  Dipshits who think the New York Times is a left-wing outlet or think Slate and the Hill are solid journalism.  Gods fucking damn, what utter filth the upper-class twits are.  Jeffrey Goldberg's Atlantic skews left.  Yeah, sure.  Fox "News" is respectable and not hyper-partisan right-wing insanity.  Absofuckinglutely.  Lunatic jesus freaks at Natural News are hard left.  Brilliant!  And BruceK is still a fucking dick.

Nate Silver: Apparently Too Dim To Be A Corn Cob

Jesus.  There's always an election in 18 months.  Very dumb boy Nate Silver is not familiar with elections and calendars, I guess.  But he really seems to understand what the rock-ribbed conservative Dems want.  Funny, that.

Le Pop

Just Another Reminder That The Twits Are Vile Shitheads

So many hateful reactionary racist cocksuckers on the self-selected upper class bike forum.  Yes, a few of the mushheads are not right-wing cocksuckers and a few of those twits are actually decent and somewhat aware, but the rock-ribbed creepiness is as always the dominant trait of over-privileged white twits.

Kate Smith Is Suddenly But Not Unexpectedly The Most Popular Singer With Red Sox Fans

Once those racist shitbags up in Boston hear about this, Kate Smith will be the queen of RedSox Nation. 

Dave Weigel, Ladies And Gentlemen

I wouldn't want to live with Glenn Greenwald or have to deal with him on a daily basis, but I'd sooner be Glenn Greenwald's batman than have to listen to the fatuous pissboy Dave Weigel on anything.  Absolutely disgusting.  The smarmiest brown nosing little boy on the Bezos Post is a fucking retard.

Too Rights

Josh Marshall: Banal Porn Monger And Also Corn Cob

Jesus fucking christ, Josh Marshall turns himself into a corn cob and somehow manages to also get a yuge shit sandwich jammed down his throat because he tried to tell some folks smarter than himself--checks notes: that's almost everyone--that rock-ribbed reactionary international political consultant Jim Messina is not an establishment guy.  Nice job, Josh.  Now go empty that piss bucket down your throat like a good boy.

Paul Krugman: Corn Cob

Krugman was a neoliberal before anyone else, and after he was a conservative, so there's no shock for anyone when he decides to be a good soldier.  Krugman is always that good soldier, but that's not what we need now.  There are too many centrist good soldiers now.  Far too many.  Fuck them.  Neera Tanden and the CAP are pure unadulterated evil, holding back our society.  Seriously, fuck them.

Tru Dat

Fun Rant Calling Sam Harris A Racist Asshole

Sam Harris is a fucking nitwit, a fatuous trust-fund baby who gets his little pecker hard by being a racist shithead.  Dunking on him is always good fun.

Shane, Babe

Shane's Dream

How Do The QTards Live With Themselves?

They've been binging on the world's yugest shit sandwich with nothing but shame and humiliation to show for it, but there they keep going.  What the actual fuck?  How can anyone be more deranged than a typical racist incel Republican teabagger?

The Nicest, Most Polite Boy On The Post Dave Weigel Is Also A Malformed Corn Cob

This is a pretty amusing self-own.  Weigel absolutely reeks of the genuine, heartfelt desire to both suck and blow to the very best of his abilities for Mr. Bezos.  Even Mr. Chill careerist guy sees that.  Sick burn.

David Coverdale Is A Better Health Care Pundit Than Any Neoliberal Democrat

David Coverdale is also a silly old man in a wig, but give him all the credit for understanding the realities of healthcare better than most in the political and media establishment.  (Now surely every fatuous neolib will agree David Coverdale is the smartest kid in the class.)  I guess there's a shitload of weirdness left in this world.

Bernie Sanders Had A Pretty Good Day

The Fox "News" bit worked out well for him.  Sanders managed to make Fox "News" look bad at their own game and got a shit ton of positive press from it.  I'd never have gone on Fox "News", but I'm not Bernie Sanders, so good job.  The Dems have to be fucking losing their shit now.

John Judis Redefines Fatuous For The Josh Marshall Dipshits

John Judis might be able to suck harder than he does, but why would he when he blows so fucking hard, too.  Judis is the perfect Josh Marshall stand-in, a more worn-out careerist pissboy for certain, but overflowing with that demented centrist ignorance and screaming that stunning Josh Marshall utter inanity in abundance.  Bootygig is getting all the press simply because the rock-ribbed reactionary neoliberal Dem establishment is scared shitless of Sanders and Warren--Bootygig isn't the smartest kid in any class, but he's what a dimwit like Judis thinks a smart kid looks like.  John Judis probably knows this, at least a little bit, but he's way too busy licking boots and guzzling the rancid piss from the bucket to ever mention it.

Jesus Frakking Christ, The Twits Are Just The Worst

Bruce K is a miserable fucking cocksucker and petty little MAGAtard, and I'm surprised the FlashUNC guy who often seems relatively sane and intelligent compared to most of those fatuous motherfuckers is a Craig Gaulzetti fanboi.  Really weird, but rich white people are just the fucking worst, so fuck 'em.

And I guaranfuckingtee you that none of those miserable shitbirds offered to let the Hunchback crash on their couches for a while during the rebuilding, not that vile cocksucker Bruce K, nor the pansy fake tough guy William, not the Jerk or the jerk off or any of 'em.  Assholes.

Kinda Sad From The Pullitsher Folks: Elizabeth Bruenig's Kind Of An Airhead

I'm sure she's very nice, but Bruenig is an odd, shallow writer who knows so very little about the world, as anyone reading her stuff can see, or should be able to see, and getting a Pulitzer, or not getting it in her case but being a finalist, is definitely an establishment bootlicker honor right up there with a Tiger Woods Medal of Freedom.  Plus, Bruenig got a shout out from the boy most desperate to please, Dave Weigel.  Nothing in a capitalist society is rewarded more than anodyne mediocrity.  Such is life in the big city.

There Are No Bigger Pussies In The World Than Racist American Conservatives Like Donald Trump

No chickenshit loser like a teabagger.  What a bunch of fucking babies these racist incels are.  Fuck them.  Ilhan Omar makes them shit their pants, and that's fucking great.

Kid Knee, Bingo

Meanwhile, Twits Think This Dumb Pinarello Was The First Full Suspension Road Bike Used In Paris-Roubaix

Gods damn.  Why do twits hate RockShox?  Why do twits hate Greg LeMond?  Why are twits so fucking stupid?  We may never know the...

Philippe Gilbert Wins Paris-Roubaix And Now Has 4 Of 5 Monuments

That's cool.  Does he have a chance to win Milan-San Remo?  That would be something.  These big classics should be tee vee gold in the USA, but without Lance Armstrong, we are nothing.  Sad. 

Gaming Gait

Hillary Clinton Was Too Stupid To Be President: She Didn't Pick Sanders

If Clinton or any of her highly-paid morons on staff had listened to me, well, she would have been the fucking POTUS right now.  Sanders would have won her the states she needed in the midwest and Florida because, well, you know.  Good job, Hillary.

Blues For Alan Chow Chess Kew

The Entire Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Political Establishment, GOP And Dems, Cheered Julian Assange's Arrest

Right-wing goons, whether they call themselves Democrats or Republicans in the US, love to lick the boots of their masters.  Political leaders who gave a flying fuck about freedom and the rule of law would be outraged by the treatment Assange has received.  Other journalists should be up in arms and protesting this gross assault on freedom of the press.  But they're not.  They're perfectly fine to line up behind the police and the secret police and do what they're told.  They're scum, in other words.  Only a few are brave enough to see the truth.

Lou Dobbs, Blithering Idiot, Is Sick To Death Of All The Fucking Winning

Too much winning for Lou Dobbs.  The greasy old fucker can't handle it.  Dobbs needs less winning, not more.  So much winning is killing whatever threadbare shred of sanity to which Dobbs manages to cling.

That Moronic Palmer Report Asshole Is Still Out There

How many Hillary Clinton dead-end losers can the Dems tolerate?  This pathetic fucktard Bill Palmer is just as fucking inane as Bill Mitchell.

Kaayyy

This Is A Pretty Powerful Endorsement Of Elizabeth Warren

Yes, it's sad she was so fucking obtuse in her youth and middle age, but she fucking learned her lesson bigly.  That is a fuck ton better than most of those assholes in the establishment have ever done.  Even the Gossip Kids' Girls Politics Club signal-boosted it.  If Warren gets more coverage like this, she'll be in a strong position going forward. 

Somehow, It's Still Remarkable How Badly Disney Fucked Up Star Wars

If George Lucas was looking for a measure of redemption along with the billions of dollars delivered to his ranch in a wooden crate, well, the Disney flicks have given him that in packets.  I guess it is harder than it looks, but making a decent, watchable SW movie or two should not have been that fucking hard.  J.J. Abrams and Rian Johnson have done the lords' work making George Lucas look like a solid filmmaker.  And Lucas is the guy who blew up a second Death Star in his third SW flick, so...

Lord Sugar Enjoys A Jolly Good Drive-By Fisking

People as dumb as Alan Sugar would be better off shutting up, but what fun would that be for the rest of us.  Sugar is exactly the sort of galaxy brain very stable genius Limey cocksucker that Donald Trump needs to help make America greater again.

Cure For Joe Biden

After Dershowitz And A Billion Other Atrocities, Nothing Could Further Debase Harvard, But Lawrence Tribe Is Sure As Fuck Tryin'

Tribe is a fatuous old douche, in love with the smell of his own farts.  Tribe sure lurves him some hard-right neolib scum Dems, too, Swalwell, Booty-Gig, and Krazy Klobuchar.  That's some bold, big brain shit right there.  I wonder what Lawrence Tribe wouldn't do to protect the ruling class?

Atrios Duncan Black Never Had An Opinion On Assange

Really?  That beggars belief.  I know Atrios wants to stay chill for the kewl kids but not offend anyone in charge, but jesus, get one fucking nut somewhere at least. 

Orville Prom

Pro Tip: Josh Marshall, Pissboy, Does Not Have Thoughts On Anything, Ever

Josh Marshall does not get paid to think.  Josh Marshall's job is to hold the bucket and then guzzle the piss with a stupid smile on his dumb face and when he's done beg for more.  That's it. 

You Can't Compete With Astronomy

Robert E. Lee Facts Twitter Is In Fact Making America Greater Again

What's the opposite of MAGA?  This is good shit.  No better way to celebrate the surrender of racist traitors.

Ivanka Theme Song

Elon Musk Is Just Another Risible Failson Like Trump & His Acolytes Are Dumber Versions Of MAGAtards

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are both extremely incompetent grifters, and the fact that they have managed to fool anyone is proof that most people are too stupid to be running around loose.  If you were duped by Musk or duped by Trump at any time in your life, you deserve exactly what you get, fucker.

Motherfuckin' Kirstjen Nielsen Is Fuckin' Sick Of So Much Fuckin' Winning

So much winning that Fox "News" had to trot out a turd-burgaling teabagger off the back bench called Andy Biggs to sell all that winning.  I'm not sure that is something most sane people would recognize as winning.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Conservatives, Even The Grifters Like Cain, Gingrich, Huckabee, Are All Really Fucking Dumb

The bible can cure your cancer!  Sure, Cain and his ilk know they can prey on the average teabagging fuckface, but those grifters are every bit as stupid as their targets, and they prove it every day of their lives.

Matty Yglesias's Trust Fund Musta Had A Good Year Tax-Wise

It's nice when air-headed trust fund babies can tell us how things are.  What a day for America!

Certain Other Stars

Maybe Leo Fender Shoulda Taught Ben Serotta How To Make Bikes

Out of business, yes, but nothing about this POS Serotta Ottrott says easy to repair.  A quality instrument should be easy to repair.  Sure most buyers, especially the dentist type asswipes who bought Ottrotts, never rode their bikes so they never crashed and never needed a repair, but jesus fucking Crisco, those titanium-carbon bikes were a fucking joke when it came to function and value.  Even if Serotta was still a going concern, it would cost more to fix the bike than buy a new one.  Stupid fucker.

Neoliberal Dems Are The Corn Cobs The World Does Not Need

No sentient creature could ever be as fucking stupid as an establishment Democrat.  We point and laugh at the MAGAtards as they flop around in puddles of their own greasy shit, but the Hillbots are a billion times more pathetic.

Super Peeled Chunk

Socialist America For Everyone Is The Better America

Long past time to stop socialism for only the 1% at the expense of everyone else.  A better America would socialize the benefits of our vast wealth for all of the citizens.  The plutocrats don't want that shit, thought.  They want to continue to socialize everything but the profits which shall remain firmly privatized for only the obscenely wealthy.  Time to stop.  Time to change back to more like the way Milwaukee did it in the 20th century.

Nobody Tell The Twits There's A Name For Performance E-Bikes

Electric motorcycle.  The non-performance styled e-bikes are called mopeds.  Jesus frakking christy cakes, those white guys are really fucking helplessly ignorant.  It was only 125 years ago that the first recognizable motorcycles were made, and they looked just like fucking bicycles!  How could these bike guys not know basic shit like this?  What do they teach the children of privilege in schools?  Why don't these assholes know anything about anything, especially their self-chosen avocation?  Sad.  Fucking over-privileged upper-class twits.

Shiftin' Radio-Friendly Units

Most Of The Time You Don't Get Surprised By Twits, Tho

Just helpless, mindless, reactionary philistines consuming bougie shit every day of the their lives.  Anywho, the upper-class twits are fucking jerkoffs.  Cobain died but these assholes or cocksuckers like them will be alive forever.

Sometimes You Get Surprised By Twits

And in a good way.  This feller is certainly not gonna be makin' any friends amongst the reactionary shitbirds or the soft-headed over-privileged simps on the Serotta Forum.  Heh, indeedy.

May Bee

Plenty Of People Have Read Ulysses--Dummies Are Dumb

It's not just like five modern lit PhDs or something fucking stupid like that.  Lots of folks have read Ulysses.  It's not that hard of a book and certainly not unreadable by anybody who reads at a high school level.  (Surely the Wake is something else, and while plenty of people have also read the Wake, Ulysses is not Finnegans Wake.)  It's amazing how fucking ignorant most people are.  People suck.  Fuck them.

The New York Times Had No Credibility Left To Squander, But Corn Is A Cob

Jesus, imagine a hard-right reactionary IMF neocon like Ricardo Hausmann being fluffed by a hard-right neoliberal establishment press organ?  How can you be a paper and a corn cob?  That's like fucking amazing or something.  Joanna Hausmann should have kept her fucking mouth shut, but being part of a murderous reactionary bowel movement in South America does take work sometimes, I guess.

Shane Rimmer RIP

Rimmer was in tons of movies, including Rollerball, and was in both UFO and Space: 1999 for Gerry Anderson.  Stanley Kubrick and Gerry Anderson in the same career.  Cool.

Imagine Being So Fucking Vapid That You Listen To Steven Pinker Or Bill Gates

Pro tip: stop it.  Is there anything more pathetic than airheaded Steven Pinker?  Jesus frakking christ on a surfboard, Pinker is exactly what dumb fucking assholes think a smart Harvard guy should sound like.  Your elites are mostly idiots. 

Peeling Cure

Bomb Talk

Fisking Obama And Torturing The Obama Fluffers Is The Best Thing We Can Do Now

Make sure those vile neoliberal assholes know exactly what we think of them, and Geoff Beckman is on it.  Obama was a shitbag president for a shitbag country; both Trump and Hillary are his natural successors. 

In Case You Wondering, The Worst Thing About Asia's Geoffrey Downes Is Not The Awful Music

He's also a vile upper-class twit.  Downes is under the impression that the dumb vote in the UK was a landslide and not a close thing at all.  What a rock-ribbed reactionary racist Tory dickhead.  Limey fuck.  Sad.  Thanks, Cameron.

Certain Stars

Michael Tracey And Matt Taibbi

This is very interesting, especially the last third.  The thing both guys missed, I think, is that Trump's own vulgar incompetence made all this possible.  Justice and the FBI thought they could go after a president not simply because he represented a threat to their preferred policies but also because Trump himself had spent a lifetime turning himself into a tawdry clown show and was working doubletime on that project once he got elected. 

RIP Nipsey Hussle, The Man With A Truly Remarkable Stage Name

A sad loss for everyone, especially his family and the people close to him; nobody should die at the hands of some asshole with a gun like that.  I'm not a huge hip hop fan or anything, but I suspect Nipsey Hussle did not get the credit he deserved for an honestly epic stage name.  So great and works on so many levels.  Wonderful.  I would liked to have met the man and compliment him on it.  Rest in peace, brother.

Ranty Rant Pissing On Loser Incel Dweebs Scared By Captain Marvel

Valerie Jarrett Is Clearly An Idiot

Or a Republican, which is the same thing effectively.  But holy fucking shit the Obama people were all utterly useless rock-ribbed establishment tools.  Key to remember that Obama didn't fail because he was good but incompetent but because he was a conservative asshole who was also incompetent.

Damn, That First Episode Of The New Twilight Zone Was So Fucking Long

It was almost as tedious as Twilight.  Ben Stiller was right about one thing: Low Budget Tales of Cliched Horror.  The Tracy Morgan as Dave Chappelle thing was funny, though.  It wasn't enough, so CBS All Access should cancel itself.

KC Living

I Thought Tin Star Was Going To Be Way More Twin Peaks Or Black Spot

And less incoherent Death Wish 2 cartoon.  Weird.  I thought for sure that bear in the beginning of the first episode was a harbinger of something, but no.  And it's def not as over the top as the greatest and most entertaining tee vee show of all time Banshee, though Tin Star is uproariously funny at times, both intentionally and not so much.  I'm not sure what they thought the show was going to be, but it's not that, and it's also way dumb.  Yes, it has its moments, but it's also got too much daytime soap inanity.  There is a cool show in Tin Star somewhere, but there are at least two shitty ones there at the same time.

Carrion My Weigh Ward Sun

Fuuccckkkk.  Republican rock is not pretty.

Trust Fun Dipshit Matty Yglesias Guzzles The Piss

Yglesias is a pissboy for the love of it, not because he's a risible careerist failson.  That's a giant galaxy brain inside that trust fund babyhead.