Wednesday, July 31, 2019
The New York Times Is A Collection Of Racist Idiot Failsons
Don't give them money. The suck major ass. They are vile right-wing stooges. Fuck them in their face holes.
The Baggatron Cocksuckers Are Starting To Panic
The stink of their fear is hanging over them like a black cloud. They're too dumb to understand what is happening to them, but they feel the fear. It's lovely to see.
It's A Good Thing Imbecilic Failson Josh Barro Has A Trust Fund
Your working boy Josh never gonna get anywhere on brains. So many gross little pissboys like Josh Barro out there. Sad.
Josh Marshall Is A Titanic Moron
He should stick to banal porn. If Marshall is dumb enough to think that Warren copying Bernie's healthcare plan would be a problem in the general election, well, he's even dumber than I thought. What a thirsty, thirsty, pissboy.
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
If Kos Was Not So Fucking Creepy, He'd Be A Corn Cob Right Now
Being a weird little grifter is like a sickle cell for turning into a corn cob, apparently. Looks like Kos will have to do without even the dignity of being that mini corn cob. Sad.
The Serotta Forum Twits Are Vile
Simply awful people. Useless, ugly. White people suck so fucking hard.
Monday, July 29, 2019
Dave Weigel, Reason Magazine Alum, Is Always A Good Corporate Boy
The libertarian boy may not be smart, but he wants to make Mr. Bezos proud, so look for Dave Weigel to be gleefully gargling that malodorous piss all summer long.
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Even Yet Still More Expanse
Renewed again before the first new episode airs. Nice. The show is decent.
Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Believe Anything Because
They're dumber than dog shit. Somebody should have liberated that Covington cocksucker's teef to a baggy for him. But those nasty little retards were so sure those creepy kids would win. Dumber than dog shit.
Saturday, July 27, 2019
Friday, July 26, 2019
Fun Racing At The Tour
The Frogs have their hopes dashed again, and the best cheaters will have a man win the race again. But it could have been worse.
What The Fuck Are The Yankees Doing?
Good thing the Sox are already out of it this season, but the Yankees had a chance to humiliate them and didn't get it done. Jesus. Fucking racist assholes.
There Is Nothing More Tiresome Than An Insipid Racist And Bigot
But I guess it's kinda fun watching them piss themselves in fear. The USA needs to cancel all these racist dipshits immediately.
Biden Is Just Awful And The Only Dem Who Might Really Lose To Trump
Never Biden. Fortunately, Biden will be out of this race, probably by the end of 2019, but if he made it to the nomination, he's probably the only one of the potential nominees, Sanders, Warren, Biden, who might actually lose to the fat orange dotard. He truly sucks AND blows. Don't vote for Biden.
David Sirota Is Enjoying All This
Wonder kind of a normal one David Simon is having? Heh, indeedy. How's that Beto candidacy doing, anyway?
Thursday, July 25, 2019
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
Thank The Gods We Have Tebow To Fucking Shit On
98 strikeouts. Nice. I guess jesus can't hit a curve ball after all. Tim Tebow is a horrible shitbag all around.
Neolib Assholes Are Always Yuge Liars
This miserable cunt Mimi Rocah didn't really stay away after turning into a grotesque corn cob. Fucking liar.
You Always Knew Mariano Rivera Was Not The Brightest Bulb On The Tree
Great pitcher, great Yankee, but Mo was always a fucking dipshit christian, so nothing is shocking about this. It's sad, but dummies are so often conservatives.
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Of Course The Gossip Kids Get Franken Wrong
The comments are a shitshow, too. Nothing about what Franken didn't do matters except that the Dems led by Schumer and that dope Gillibrand helped Roger Stone win one. Inexcusable. The Gossip Kids Ladies Auxiliary is not up to grokking that, atmo.
Everything Wrong With Andy Signore
Who knew the tedious online dolts were such scheemy little whores and shit.
Monday, July 22, 2019
Ugh, Maggie Rogers Is The Fucking Worst
Maggie Rogers is a talentless, shameless self-promoter, but you should have known that from that risible video with talentless plagiarist and fellow relentless self-promoter Pharrell. In case that wasn't disgusting enough, well there was always that creepy perv on the boarding school twits forum who always name-dropped Rogers because his unfortunate kid also went to St. Andrew's, along with the fact that Rogers herself was an over-privileged prep-school kid who grew up with money and is basically the shit music failson version of Ivanka Trump. All in all, tho, the Pod Save America thing might be the most disgusting thing she's ever done.
Josh Barro Is Another Very Dumb Libertarian Boy
Josh Barro is like Dave Weigel's gay libertarian brother. Not exactly the brightest boy, but Barro is a true rock-ribbed reactionary right-wing trust fund failson, and acolyte of Grover Norquist, so those are very good reasons to insist he go fuck himself right fucking now.
Democrats Were Stupid Enough To Let Roger Stone Ratfuck Al Franken
Even Charlie Pierce sees it. Schumer, Gillibrand, the rest of those feckless cockbags should never have believed anything Roger Stone said, and Roger Stone was reason enough to defend Franken to the last man. Cowards.
Sunday, July 21, 2019
There's Nothing More Hilarious Than A Gaggle Of Chickenshit Racists And Baggatron Cocksuckers
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Saturday, July 20, 2019
Friday, July 19, 2019
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Conservatives Need Brains And Teeth
Racist inbred stooges should be canceled. The GOP base is astoundingly dumb.
Wednesday, July 17, 2019
Polish The Sky At Sweny's
Rare old time. Dublin is going away blindingly fast now. Joyce's Dublin, especially. Soon it will all be gone.
Tuesday, July 16, 2019
A.J. Delgado Made A Great Decision To Breed With Jason Miller
Winner! Poor stupid A.J. Delgado should have been advised to abort anything sired by Jason Miller. Oops.
How Can Twits Know Nothing
Pro bike racing existed before Lance Fucking Armstrong, but some twits are seriously fucking stupid. Rich, white, dumb, miserable racist assholes, and responsible for all the problems in the world. Jesus.
Exclude All Racists, Bigots, Homophobes From Everything All The Time
Fuck all these idiots. Christianity is stupid, but if it makes you an intolerant hater of everything, well, kindly go fuck yourself with icepick until you are dead. Thanks.
Ann Richards Would Have Hated This Imbecilic Right-Wing Dem
Hillary deadenders are the fucking worst scum on the planet.
Monday, July 15, 2019
The Twits Are The Wealthiest, Best Educated Humans Who Ever Lived
Jesus motherfrakking christie. The most privileged cohort ever born.
And not for nothing, but medical doctors are some of the biggest reactionary morons on the face of the Earth. Medicine is not science; it's completely an anti-science for its practitioners.
And not for nothing, but medical doctors are some of the biggest reactionary morons on the face of the Earth. Medicine is not science; it's completely an anti-science for its practitioners.
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Chuckles Toddler, Sad Little Corn Cob
Chuck Todd should consider a little thing called suicide. We have plenty of corn cobs; nobody will miss Chuckles.
Saturday, July 13, 2019
Maybe Imani Gandy Is Not The Worst Lawyer In The World
Could this clueless idiot be as bad a lawyer as a very stupid black lady? Maybe. Maybe.
Hillbots are dumber than MAGAtards.
Hillbots are dumber than MAGAtards.
If The Libertarian Dimwits At Reason Can See It
Holy fuck, neoliberal Dems are assholes. Reason is full of dummies like Dave Weigel. And even they understand Kamala Harris.
Fun Fisking Of Execrable Dumb Boy Donnie Deutsch
Had Donnie Deutsch not inherited an advertising company from his father, he would be squatting naked in puddle in your driveway eating worms. He's a douchebag.
Single Payer Keeps The Hospitals Open
And the establishment dickheads pretending this isn't true are fucking liars. Maybe hospital CEOs might not get paid like the old days, but the people get the healthcare. Everyone wins. Except rich assholes.
Nancy Pelosi Is A Vile Neoliberal Stooge
I hope AOC and the rest have learned not to trust that cunt ever again.
Not Too Much Longer Till West Wing Character Atrios Joins The Black Bloc
How much more can Herr Doktor Professor West Wing character take? Duncan Idaho MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod Black will be part of the Black Bloc soon enough. Even a guy who collects a check from David Brock can be radicalized.
Eventually.
Eventually.
Friday, July 12, 2019
Trapped Was Way Better Than Fortitude
Fortitude has some hilarious parts in the first series and some wicked dumb shit in the second series, but Trapped is so much fucking better all around. (The first series of Trapped was better than the second.)
Trump And The Racist Shitbirds At The Federalist Society Lose In Humiliating Fashion
Even the demented bagger fucks see the humiliation. Sad! The Federalist Society is especially butthurt. But it's okay cuz Trump's a winner no matter what reality says. His racist asshole MAGAtard worshipers have no idea what the fuck is going on most of the time anyway.
Epstein Stepped On The E. Jean Carroll Story, But Trump Rapes Adult Women, Too
Excellent Rolling Stone piece on the E. Jean Carroll story. It's important to remember that Trump is a serial rapist.
QTards Having A Very Hard Time
Even the creepy nitwits at Free Re-Pubic can't stand the QAnon dipshits. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Good Girls Revolt Was Way Better Than Mrs. Maisel
Some of the cast is excellent in 'Maisel' but the main character is so fucking annoying. I know that's the point and it's a very meta satire, but I'm not sure Amy Sherman-Palladino gets it, atmo.
Jeremy Corbyn, Si! New Labour, No!
No more neoliberal limey fuckfaces. Corbyn should be the PM. Conservatives are worse than rectal cancer.
Boom, Or How Does This Shit Not Happen Every Day
KFC explosions are surprisingly rare. That decade old oil in the fryer must turn into something splody. Always follow best practices and read your MSDS, kids.
Children In Concentration Camps Is Making America Greater Again
Just like the good Germans, the good American patriots just sit around and let Trump put kids in concentration camps. No big deal. First they come for the spic kids.
Gillibrand Fucked Up Majorly Over Franken, And This Luntatic Has The Receipts
Everyone needs a hobby, I guess. John Mashey decided to play a little game theory with why Kirsten Gillibrand fucked herself with the Al Franken situation when she, Gillibrand, decided to side with ratfucker Roger Stone against a Senator from her own party who clearly didn't do anything wrong. Gillibrand took a risk, and she got fucked. That's racing. If it had worked out for her, she'd probably be lined up to be Bernie's VP. But it didn't.
Alex Acosta Is Pretty Fucking Sick Of All The Winning
What a winner looks like! If only Acosta had known that raping kids was bad, he woulda been tougher on that Epstein guy.
Thursday, July 11, 2019
Trump Kidney Bingos
Kidney bingos hearts. Or something. Trump sure is a big brain very stable genius.
The General Cancels Daily Kos
He's dead, Jim. It's hard to believe that Kos managed to pull this scam off for so long. I remember even in the FishyShark days when DailyKos was just getting started, there were people saying Kos was a nothing more than a grifter. Those paranoid fuckers were right!
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Ben Garrison Is A Racist Teabagging Fuckface Sick To Death Of All The Winning
Disinvited is just like winning if you are a Trumptard! Sad that Trump can't invite all the Nazi cocksuckers he wants to the White House.
Eric Swalwell, One Dumb Motherfucker Sick Of So Much Winning
A winner! Right-wing Dems are worse than rectal cancer.
When Bernie Wins, The Dems Lose
And that is a good thing. The Sanders Years, 2015-2020, are doing more to dissolve the neoliberal establishment than anything else. Bernie's gonna win.
Obsolete Twits
Mr. Nighbor is a genuinely decent fellow, but some of the twits are fucking nimrods. These over-privileged white fuckers picked that fucking hobby and still don't know shit about it. Jesus.
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
Father Of The Millenium Jerry RemDawg Remy
Writed hisself a book. I'm sure it's a classic. And I wonder what Sean McDonough thinks about the way the Sox stood by the RemDawg. Anybody ask Bob Montgomery?
Rick Snyder Is One Vile Motherfucker Sick Of So Much Winning
No matter what this miserable cocksucker Nolan Finley says, Rick Snyder is a piece of human garbage who poisoned a city full of poor people and got away with it. Snyder is a fatuous rock-ribbed conservative fuckface who deserves all the abuse our species can manage, and boot-lickers like Nolan Finley can kindly go fuck themselves with ice picks.
HamNo Gets It About Half Right
Not the worst, not the best HamNo. But Warren and Bernie are not fungible. Sanders is a stalwart center-left independent politician while Warren is a very recent rock-ribbed doctrinaire reactionary Republican. It's nice she's not anymore, but Warren was fucking wrong as wrong can be for decades when Sanders was 100% right over and over again. If Sanders can't go on, Warren is better than Booty Gig or Biden or Kamala Harris Is A Cop, but they are not the same.
If You Pick Warren Over Sanders, That Says Something About You
And it ain't good. Warren would be a better choice than any of the others. Except Sanders. If Sanders were not running, that would be different, but Warren is a Reaganite Republican up until very recently, when Sanders was as far from Ronny Houseplant as anyone currently in Congress. (Warren's foreign policy is also Reaganite shit.) All the reasons to dislike Bernie don't make Warren a better candidate; it just means you put your personal pique above everything else. Have the balls to say so.
Monday, July 8, 2019
Deion Sanders Get It? Deion Sanders?
Deion Sanders seems pretty fucking on it. Sad that some of the fucking imbeciles out there don't know how public employees get paid. THEY WORK FOR FREE, MOTHERFUCKER! NOW GET BACK TO WORK AT FREE COLLEGE FOR FREE, ASSHOLE!!
Deion Sanders is a pretty cool guy. Poor Jen Kirkman is not a smart girl.
Deion Sanders is a pretty cool guy. Poor Jen Kirkman is not a smart girl.
Haven't We Been Living In The World With Racist Crank Morrissey For A While?
Billy Bragg isn't happy, but Mr. Bragg was always team Marr, so he hasn't lost as much. The rest of us wish Steven had been a happier, better adjusted young man so that he might have aged into Billy Bragg and not into a tawdry racist old queen. Apparently there is a light and it goes out when it gets old and senile. The General knows what's what.
Josh Marshall Gurgles The Piss With A Smile On His Face
Josh Marshall loves being a pissboy. Some careerist hack dipshits might be sickened by having to guzzle the rancid urine of the establishment to get ahead, but not Josh. He loves piss almost as much as he loves jerking off!
Even Some Twits Are Smarter Than Fred Flintstone's Snorkasaurus
When Dino gets flattened, the species gets smarter. Jesus twits are the fucking worst.
Nate's Liver Debones Your Libertarian Boy Dave Weigel
Jesus. That was good. Weigel is just too focused on Jeff Bezos' dick in his mouth to do much else.
Sunday, July 7, 2019
Saturday, July 6, 2019
Ruh Roh: Jeffrey Epstein Arrested In NY
Donald Trump's continuing adventures on the Lolita Express. Epstein and that vile cocksucker Alan Dershowitz must be having very bad nights, too.
Friday, July 5, 2019
Thursday, July 4, 2019
Wednesday, July 3, 2019
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
Pretty Much Every Abortion Is The Best Abortion Ever
But I guess some are better than others! Thank the fucking gods for a woman's right to choose.
Monday, July 1, 2019
Anyone Else Would Have To Try Wicked Fucking Hard To Be This Insipid And Inane, But Not Josh Marshall!
Of course Marshall, the chronic masturbater, is all-in on a woman who could never get the nomination in a million years. Of course he is. And of course he believes single-payer isn't popular. Of course he does. Luckily for us, he's Josh Marshall, so not only will Kamala Harris Is A Cop never get the nomination, but M4A is pretty much a given now. Thanks, jerk off.