Peter Hamby Gets It On Bernie, Atmo, And The Neolib Dems Are Wicked Pissed

Of course Bernie is the strongest against Trump, for the reasons Hamby cites and more--and after Pelosi's and Schumer's political malpractice, Bernie is the only Dem candidate who will beat Trump.  Every other Dem would lose to Trump now after the horrible performance of the Dems in Congress since 2018.  The right-wing racist KHive Hildo donut-twitter neolib assholes might not like it, but Bernie will win the primary and will beat Trump, even when Hillary and her smattering of hateful losers vote for Trump.  Bernie would have won in 2016, and Bernie wins in 2020.  Hamby is correct, but he's not the only one who knows it.  Trump and Hillary know it, too.  You really do love to see conservative racists lose their shit.

Hillary Clinton Is Trash, But She Increases Bernie's Winning Margin Every Time She Opens Her Ugly Trap

So, thanks, bitch.  Hillary and Bubba are every bit as gross as the Bush Family, Reagan, Nixon, and all the inbred Trumps. But she's so fucking senile at this point that she can't see how she's turning Bernie victories into Bernie blowouts.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Life Inside The KHive With The Hildos

Stillwithering Hildos Are America's Least Popular Pet In 2020

These neolibs are just fucking awful.  They believe all the craziest shit as long as it serves the arch-conservative racist Dem status quo.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary!

Update: This is lunacy; these donut-twitter neolib racists are unhinged.

Updater: Bugfuck crazy screaming insanity.  The Klob wouldn't even win Minnesota against Trump.  Kamala Harris is a fucking cop.  Jesus. 

No Kisses Left 4 U

Even Libertarian Boys Cosplaying Ignatius Reilly Feel The Bern

Bernin'.  Whoever laid out the Sanders campaign is a fucking genius.  I love it when a plan comes together.  Biden somehow still in the race is a worst-case scenario for Bernie, but he is still winning every early state and now nationally in the week before the voting starts.  Once that voting begins, Sanders is positioned to roll this up by March.  That is fucking brilliant.  Everything is working.  You really do love to see it.  Look for Tulsi to drop out after Iowa, possibly Yang as well.  If Warren lasts until New Hampshire, she will drop out after NH--she should endorse Bernie, but her campaign has been such a shit show, I would not be surprised if she fucked that up too.  Klobuchar and Booty-gig have always been unimportant, and they're about to see that hilarious reality; they won't change anything, and their supporters will hop on the winning side with Bernie.   Steyer and Bloomberg don't matter either; let them spend their money against Trump.  The only wild card might be if Biden has a sundown moment and quits on tee vee after he loses South Carolina.  Fun times.  Thanks, Trump!

John Delaney, Really Fuckin' Sick Of So Much Winning

Loser!  Say goodbye to a true shithead.  John Delaney is another neolib sick to death of all the winning. 

'Si'

Imagine Being As Vapid As Imani Gandy, The World's Worst Foreclosure Lawyer

But you can't.  Potato chips generally have more active intellects than Imani Gandy.  It would be sad if we had time to give a shit beyond a chuckle or two.  Christ, the dumb angry black lady gets corn cobbed in her thread, though, except for one bleating simpleton having a sad over our boy Joe Rogan.  You really do love to see neolibs melting down.  Thanks, Trump!

Jesus, If Even Jonathan Chait Can See Through Your Bullshit, Well, KYS

If your Bernie smear is too inane for Jonathan Chait, you have clearly failed at life.  The neolib Hildo racist reactionary Dems truly suck at this game.  You really do love to witness such bathetic failure.  It's almost sublime. 

Trump's Tiny Orange Mushroom Tip Is The Only Thing Making America Greater Again

Oh, baby!

Shit That Never Happened From Sady Doyle, Or It's Never Not Hilarious AND Pathetic When Profoundly Dumb People Try To Weird Flex Intelligence

Great story bro!  Sady Doyle never got in trouble for being too smart.  Or too sane.  Or truthful.  These are all the rantings of an incoherent dolt, Hildo, vile reactionary nitwit, and fleck of human filth.  RESIST!  Stillwithering!  (It would be worth Bernie picking Warren as VP just to watch their empty little heads implode.)

Bill Kristol's Pissboy Richard North Patterson Is Very Sad About The Bernie Ascendancy

Poor baby. Sounds like he needs a diaper change.  The Bullshit is the website started after Bill Kristol and Charlie Sykes failed at publishing the Weekly Standard.  The market spoke and Kristol and Sykes lost.  Sad.  So they brought in a pissboy named Richard North Patterson to whine about how Bernie can't beat that mean old orange shitgibbon Donald Trump when what they really mean is Bernie will destroy Trump and make Kristol and Sykes and Patterson look like idiots, again, and also raise their fucking taxes.  You really do love to see it.  Bill Kristol is the guy who discovered Sarah Palin, so you know he's wicked smart.  Heh, indeedy.  Bernie's gonna be POTUS.

David Atkins' Mommy Was Also A Fucking Liar, But She Probably Shoulda Hugged Him More

Maybe she liked the other mutant spawn moron more.  But David Atkins is def not a smart and handsome very popular boy, either.  What a tedious cunt he is.  Nobody cares about Warren or any of that bullshit.  If Atkins is just finding out now that racist reactionary neolib establishment Dems are shit, well, he's dumber than he looks.  Every single Warren stan should have jumped on the Bernie express months ago.  At this point, none of those whiny fucks will even get a cookie when they bend the knee.

Powah Popp

Jesus Christ, Sady Doyle Is Fucking Gross

What the fuck is the matter with these insane Hildos?  Sady Doyle is a fucking idiot.  I have plenty of issues with Elizabeth Bruenig, but in a battle of wits and sanity between Bruenig and Doyle, poor Sady is utterly unarmed.  Sady Doyle is a gods-damned cancer.

Jonathan Chait's Mother Lied When She Told Him That He Was A Smart And Handsome Very Popular Boy

Not breaking news: Jonathan Chait is a fatuous neolib pissboy.  But what is worse is that he so fucking dumb that he doesn't know that Bernie is a boring anodyne centrist, NOT any kind of leftist at all.  Chait is a truly stupid man, married to a charter school grifter, so he probably does really believe that people are not in favor of single-payer healthcare which outlaws private insurance.  It's not true and insanely wrong, but it doesn't matter.  Chait is an establishment tool.  Just for fun, Matt Taibbi kicks Chait when he is down.

Libertarian boy and Reason magazine alum and current Bezos Post denizen Dave Weigel also thinks that the progressive, centrist democrats got "rinsed" in 2018, which is bullshit.  Weigel should know better, but...well, he probably doesn't.  The House districts and races where Bernie-type Dem candidates ran were not equivalent to the winning districts where the right-wing Dems won, even if Hildos are too dumb to understand that.  Five years, 10 years from now, the Justice Dems and the Our Revolution Dems and the other center-left Dems will be much more successful and will win in the most competitive districts.  This leftward swing in the Democratic Party is just getting started--and certainly the upstart center-left candidates would have won all those blue districts also if the reactionary Dem establishment had backed their candidacies the same way they backed the establishment candidates; those more-left candidates were only set loose in the least likely districts to flip.  They were set up to lose in order to bolster this bullshit narrative, AND hard-right Hildo Dems would have lost every single seat that the centrist Bernie-type Dems lost as well..  Chait and Weigel aren't sharp enough to process that, but fuck 'em. 

Apparently Xeni Jardin Peaked With Lefty Chief O'Brien

Not even sane enough to be a corn cob.  You really do love to see a shithead lose whatever's left of their mind.  Thank the gods Lefty Chief O'Brien got out of there in time.  Jenny Hamm is fucking nuts.

This Heartfelt Red Letter Media Fisking Of Star Trek Picard Is All-American Good Clean Fun

Felicia Sonmez Is Okay In My Book

The Bezos Post is a fucking joke.  Ms. Sonmez did nothing wrong when she pointed out that Kobe Bryant was a disgusting rapist.  Imagine a reporter telling the truth about someone.  Even someone who was rich and famous.  And a rapist.  Shocking.  Let's see how Bezos' pissboys and pissgirls follow through.

Bernie Has His Boot On Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens' Neck Now And It Is Glorious

The Big Cuck is completely insane now.  So good.  Bernie is running the dirtiest campaign ever because he publicizes the records of his opponents.  Scandalous!  That fucktard Llorens thinks David Frum has it all figured out!  Nobody tell Armando and Frum that the militia always wins.  Ask around in Vietnam.  Or Afghanistan.  That said, broken and babbling Armando is way more entertaining than racist asshole Armando.  The neolibs are fucking nuts.  And scared to death.  Thanks, Bernie!

Racist Dimwhit Jennifer Rubin Shitting Herself Is What Establishment Panic Looks Like Today

David Sirota rent-free in her empty head.  You really do love to see this.  The establishment is melting down while we watch.  Beautiful!  Thanks, Trump.

Heritage Foundation Stooge On The National Pinterest Is Very Scared Of AOC

He probably should be.  All the right-wing establishment dummies in the GOP and Democratic Party and the Heritage Foundation and everywhere else will be completely unmanned as soon as Sanders is the winner of the primary.  The world will change even before Sanders is elected and assumes the office.  This racist filth know they are going to suffer.  You really do love to see it.

All These Vile Fucking Shitheads Prostrating Themselves Over A Dead Rapist

So many sick, diseased Americans out there.  Kobe Bryant was shit.  He was a rapist.  It is terrible that those other people died in an accident.  But not him.  Fuck him.  Rapists deserve way worse.

And as usual, that racist piece of right-wing filth Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens could not be more grotesque.

1 Skidillion Kisses

Even Trump Knows If Hillary Had Picked Bernie For VP, He Would Have Carried Her To Victory

Yep.  Even Trump, or at least his people know it.  If Hillary Clinton had been smart enough to run up the score against Trump by picking the man who was the better candidate and more popular than she was with the majority of Americans, Bernie Sanders, as her running mate, well, she would be the fucking POTUS right fucking now.  Nice going ya' fucking moron.  Tim Kaine in your shitbrain.  The Clintons are a cancer on the rectum of American society.

Michael Harriot Is Another Very Dumb Brother

Another dipshit at the Root lacking sufficient brain power to be a corn cob.  No wonder the gossip kids couldn't keep their gig going.  They're fucking retarded.  Anywho, Michael Harriot is every bit as screamingly inane as "Russia" "Expert" Terrell J. Starr.  Fucking gross.  Dems of all hues need to be way fucking better than the very dumb brothers at the Root.  Jesus.

National Review Has A Sad Over Bernie And Joe Rogan

Suck it, racists!  National Review and everyone associated with it should be rolled up in a carpet and then have the carpet set of fire, the smoldering ashes dumped into a pit and buried in an unmarked mass grave.  Fuck all racist conservatives everywhere!  Joe Rogan is okay.  Bernie's gonna win. 

The Rapist Kobe Bryant Is Dead!

Hooray!  But it would have been so much better if he had died before he had a chance to rape that girl!  Why, jesus?  Why??

Update: Lotsa really gross motherfuckers who should know better and BE better are sucking Kobe's dead dick right now.  Fucking atrocious.  Kyle Kulinski is just one, but fuck, these people are just so fucking wrong about that rapist cocksucker.  Kobe Bryant was one of the worst people who ever lived.  Those other folks that died with him were innocent victims, but Kobe was a rapist who deserved a much worse fate than what he finally got.

Updater: Matt Binder gets it, atmo.

Updaterer: There are some good people out there.  Linda Tirado is one.

Surgin' Bernie

Somebody call Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat and Michele Granville Curry Mendoza Ferrer and Imani World's Worst Angry Black Lady Addict Lawyer Gandy!  You really do love to see it.

White Room Honey

Joe Rogan IS Good; Joe Rogan Is Better Than Bill or Hillary Clinton--Joe Rogan Contains Multitudes

Game. Set. Match.  Who knew that dopey Joe Rogan was also more of lefty than Hillary Clinton!  Well, anybody with half a brain.  But whatevs.  The same racist reactionary Dems who are apoplectic over the Bernie juggernaut and happily took endorsements from Colin Powell and Henry Kissenger in 2016 are too stupid to understand the importance of Joe Rogan or anyone who isn't an oligarch, a war criminal, or a neoliberal pissboy.  Fuck 'em.  Bernie's gonna win!

The Bernie Ascendancy Blasts Ever Higher

Bernie is winning everywhere!  It's such a scary time for all the Hildos out there.  You really do love to see it.  All those reactionary racist bastards can eat shit and live just long enough to vote for Bernie in November.  Blue no matter who!  Unity!  Never Trump! 

Imani Gandy, The World's Dumbest Angry Black Foreclosure Lawyer, And The Rest Of The KHive Donut Twitter Hildo Shitbags Are Broken By Bernie's Ascendancy, And I Am Totally Here For It!

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Politico's Holly Otterbrain Has A Sad Because Pepperidge Farms Remembers Her 'Bernie Sanders Is In Trouble' Screed

Boo motherfucking hoo.  So, Pepperidge Farms and I were not the only ones.  To be fair, though, Otterbrain has done an okay job covering Bernie for that rancid shitshow Politico.  Nothing brilliant, but apparently she's not a complete fucking moron, especially by Politico standards, so, sure, we might fuck with her a bit, but we can also say she's okay.  Ms. Otterbein has been aided, I think, by the bandwagonesque nature of the Bernie ascendancy as well.  Hey, sometimes you make your own luck.

Edge River

Ralph Nader Shoulda Been POTUS

All those conservative fools who voted for the loser Gore instead of Ralph Nader should probably be very ashamed of their mental inadequacies.  Had they backed the best candidate, Mr. Nader, the USA could have enjoyed a generation of prosperity, safety, and peace unprecedented in the post-war era.  But no, they had to vote for a loser.  Thank jesus that Bernie will finally get us on that path this year.  Ralph Nader is a truly great American.  Respekt.

Hillary Clinton Is Much More Of A Grotesque Monster Than Many People Know

Jeff Sharlet and Kathryn Joyce absolutely brutalizing Hillary in 2007 over her membership in the vile fundamentalist conservative christian fascist group The Fellowship, also known as The Family.  These utterly evil right-wing racist revanchist lunatics are responsible for so much wrong with the United States government we are fighting againt--and suffer under--today.  Hillary was always so much more disgusting and rotten than most people probably know.  What a wretched human being.  The Clintons are gross.  The General provides the signal-boost for our 2020.

This Jim Bakker Parody Is Much More Entertaining Than Jim Bakker

Sharing the gospel with Stormy.  Jesus frakking christ, that's gross.  Jim Bakker is one sick son of a bitch, but there's no way he could ever be this funny irl.  If Jim Bakker had this sense of humor, he'd be kinda okay.

Bernie Wins Florida In 2020, Just Like He Would Have Won In 2016

Bernie beats Trump, everywhere.  Racist right-wing Hildo establishment Dems like Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens are dumber than dog shit.  Bernie eviscerates Trump in Florida.  The man who is in favor of boosting Social Security and Medicare is gonna be wicked fucking popular in Florida.  That same man, Bernie Sanders, also has an identity that will really bring out the votes in Florida.  I wonder what that could be??  Unfortunately, for the KHive retards like Very Dumb Brother Terrell J. Starr, the "Russia Expert" who knows nothing about Russia, and  Llorens, their identity is fucking wrong about everything in the fucking world.  And being a liar. And a yuge pussy.  Folks with a functioning brain, like Emma Vigeland et al., know that Bernie is strongest in Florida AND that Rogan is a pretty influential dope with the apolitical dirtbag dopes out there--and Bernie didn't have to cede a single point to Rogan to get his endorsement.  Everyone also knows that Biden, Warren, and Booty-gig all tried to get on Rogan's show, and he told them to fuck off.  So, miserable lying cocksuckers like Llorens and Starr and all the rest of those reactionary cunts can fuck right the fuck off right the fuck now.  Bernie's gonna win Florida, and he's gonna beat Trump.  Democrats lose because they listen to idiots like Llorens, Starr, Hillary Clinton, Jim Messina, Neera Tanden, Joe Biden, Joan Walsh, Holly Otterbein--remember Bernie Sanders Is in Trouble?--who are always wrong and always lose.  Sanders wins because he can convince dolts like Joe Rogan that his policies and his politics are better choices.  That's what winning looks like.  Bernie is going to crush Trump in Florida this year much like he would have crushed Trump in Florida in 2016.

Rudy Giuliani = Simon Bar Sinister

Only Simon Bar Sinister is a fuck of a lot more sane and reasonable.

Hal Hartley Vs. Yo La Tengo

Dalhi Myers Backs The Winner In SC

Dalhi Myers is on the winning side!  From the loser Biden to the winner Bernie.  Bernie has some serious momentum now, at the best time.  Iowa, NH, Nevada, and then South Carolina is going to be a fucking revelation.  Bernie's gonna win it all.

Such A Bad Week For The Racist Reactionary Hildo Democrats

Just when it looked like Bernie had stumbled, well...

Establishment Dems and donut Twitter and the KHive and all the rest of the dumb fuckers be like

Red Dressed

Counterpoint: Neal Peart Was A WORSE Drummer Than He Was A Lyricist--And Rush's Lyrics Were Mostly Hella Dumb

Lotsa people loved Rush--I saw them in concert at least six times, probably more, maybe 10 times, but I was no superfan.  Basically, when you are too young to drive and no longer live in the city, you go the concerts your older friends and your older siblings and their friends go to.  Rainbow!  Asia!  Genesis!  Yes!  Maiden!  U2!  Frank Zappa!  Ok, that last one was pretty fucking wild.  Anywho, the weak link in Rush, besides the singing, was Peart.  I'm sure he was very nice, but his lyrics were risible boiling Objectivist garbage.  Sure, he disavowed them later in his life, but, sorry dude, you recorded that shit.  Made records.  The records exist.  Your job was to make literal records of how much you sucked.  (And there are plenty of lyrics in rock and pop and punk to like; not everybody is as shallow and tedious as Peart.  Atrios is being stupid.)  But even worse than that inanity was the man's godawful drumming.  Neal Peart's drumming was a masturbation Josh Marshall would single-handedly endorse.  See what I did there?  Way too busy, way too intricate, it took away from the music, though it did help to distract from the embarrassing lyrics.  Maybe that was the point.  Whatevs.  Yuck.

Now this is good great drumming.

 
David Narcizo knows a fuck of a lot more about masterful drumming than Neal Peart.  Notice Narcizo doesn't need an 11,409 piece drum set to get it done.  And his playing is not annoying at all.  His drumming actually makes the song better, not worse.  Fucking magic!

Biden's Fucking Broken By The Bernie Ascendancy

This is fucking deranged.  Biden needs to be driven to the old neolib's home and left to die.

Bernie Is Winning The CNN National Poll For The First Time

Love it when a plan comes together.  Gonna be some very painful times ahead for the donut Twitter Hildo racist neolib Dems.  Very soon.  You really do love to see it.

The Racist Right-Wing Establishment Neoliberal Hildo Dems Are Fucking Apoplectic Over Teh Bernie Ascendancy

You really do love to see it.  These vile dimwits are going to be so fucking shocked when Bernie sends creepy Uncle Joe to old neolib home in two weeks.  They are living in a right-wing racist fever dream.  Fuck 'em all.

Memphis Bell

Glenn Greenwald Is A Fucking Hero

Giant balls on Glenn Greenwald.  A true hard guy.  Greenwald has been a target of the fascist Brazilian government all along, but he didn't run, and he didn't hide, and he didn't shut up.  That's a fucking hero.  Standing up to the fascist bastards is hard when you are in the vanguard.  Even a fucking useless right-wing dipshit like Jake Tapper can see it.  How many literal jerk-offs like Josh Marshall would have 1/10th the courage?  1/100th?  1/1000th?

I Don't Trust Peter Daou, But That Motherfrakker Is Having A Wicked Good Time Toying With Hildos

Daou's still an unctuous little prick, but he's willing to be cannon fodder in the war for Bernie, so let the psycho motherfucker give his life in the cause.  Don't trust him beyond that, tho.

ACP Endorses Universal Health Care

It's a start, and about as good as you would expect from a group like the American College of Physicians.  They are not gonna get behind Bernie like the good guys, but it is a pretty big fucking deal.  Once Bernie gets the M4A train rolling, probably in Cali, well, those fucking weaselly doctors will get onboard.

Stolidly Brutal Fisking Of Elizabeth Warren's Political Incompetence

Warren needs to be given her office; she can't win it on her own.  Matt Karp, in Jacobin.  Fucking with Bernie was a yuge mistake for Warren.  As part of a winning team, Warren could have been a valuable asset, but on her own she's a loser.  Tammy Baldwin may regret that vote for Trump's shitty trade deal if Kirsten Gillibrand or Kate Brown are America's next VP.

Cenk Uygur Is Right About Bernie

Cenk Uygur, si!  Everyone who agrees with me, is 100 per fucking cent correct.  Bernie was wrong, but Hillary fixed his Biden apology problem for him.  Onward!

And Just Like That, Vile Cunt Hillary Clinton Ensures That Bernie Will Win

Holy shit. You really do love to see this.  After last night, Bernie needed something to bring victory back into focus, and well, ladies and gents, it's Queen Hildo.  Yee fucking haw.  This is such a perfect-timing thing that I wonder if this is Bernie calling in a favor with Bubba to make sure nothing stops the Bernie ascendancy.  Maybe the blown-out 40 year old skank who was sucking Clinton's dick this morning was a fan Bernie sent by to see his friend Bill.  Whatever it was, this is just what Bernieworld needed today.  I'm happy that I was apperently wrong about yesterday.  That Hillary Clinton is wicked smart.  Thanks, Trump!

Side Out

I Have A Bad Feeling That Sanders Lost The Presidency Tonight

If Sanders loses the primary, tonight's completely unwarranted apology to Biden was the ultimate reason.  Something seems so off about it, so wrong, such an unnecessary mistake, that I can't help think it is Sanders' final, tragic miscalculation, the one that costs him everything.  For no good reason.

Yes, this is a very online freakout that might not even make it out to the civilian Iowa caucus zeitgeist, and the Sanders campaign may have some polling and other data that tell them Biden's campaign is already over, and that now what they need most to win is to secure the support of all the sad old senile conservative shitbrains supporting Biden and Warren and the rest of the clown show because the clown show is essentially over, and Sanders is on the cusp of winning the race.

Fine.  But this was such an ugly unforced error, otherwise.  They sure as shit better have some secret info.  And I don't fucking trust any political campaign to win when it looks like it is losing.  After tonight, Sanders suddenly looks like a loser.  Sanders is not a perfect politician even if he is the best in the race this year.  And he didn't do everything he could to win the race and destroy the vile Hillary Clinton four years ago.  Is he at the it again?  The failure to defend one of your best supporters, Zephyr Teachout, is a very bad look.  Even Dave Weigel can see that!  And he's a libertarian boy who worked for the Fonzie of Freedom and wearer of the world's worst rug Nick Gillespie at "Reason" magazine before parking his Ignatius J. Reilly-cosplay self at the Bezos Post.

Teachout was right on this, and Sanders is wrong.  Nobody lied about Biden.  Biden is corrupt as fuck and always has been.  He will cut Social Security if he can because that has always been his goal.  Biden is a gross, right-wing racist asshole.  It doesn't fucking matter if he is anyone's friend.  He needs to be beaten bloody and sent to the old neolib's home forever.  Suddenly it seems that Sanders truly might not understand any of this.  That is what it looks like tonight.  I would be thrilled to be proven wrong.

That Girls

Rev. William Barber Is Too Old To Play Nice

More people shoudl have the guts to call out the right wing scum.  Conservatives are the worst people in the world, enemies to freedom and justice everywhere.  Rev. William Barber is a fuckin' baller.

Huge Mistake For Bernie To Abandon Zephyr Teachout And Apologize To Biden, Unless...

Unless the Sanders campaign knows that Biden is about to get blown out of the race in Iowa, obviating the need to attack him.  This is Bernie's worst trait, though, his inherent decency.  Stand strong.  Crush your enemies.  (And yes, I know why Bernie probably did this shit, after Warren lied about him and Biden lied about him, he's being the better man, yada yada yada.  But this is not how you beat the right-wing establishment.)  Biden is fucking scum, corrupt as hell, and Zephyr Teachout is completely correct.  Bernie needs to stand strong until we know Biden is dead.  This is a link to the original op-ed in The Guardian, and here is a copy pasta of the Bern Notice sent out this morning by David Sirota:

BERN NOTICE: "Joe Biden Has A Big Corruption Problem"

In a new oped, anti-corruption expert Zephyr Teachout says "we don’t have to choose Biden’s way, which would give Trump a perfect foil."

David Sirota

Jan 20

Bern Notice is a production of the Bernie 2020 campaign. Please forward this on to your friends and tell them to subscribe. The views expressed here are solely of the bylined author.

Anti-corruption crusader and Bernie endorser/surrogate Zephyr Teachout has just published a new oped this morning arguing that Joe Biden’s record on corruption would make him a dangerously weak nominee against Donald Trump. The oped looks at Biden raking in cash from donors in different industries, and then doing the bidding of those donors. In one passage, she asks “When he pushed for cuts to Social Security, was he serving donors or his constituents?”

Here’s a key excerpt:

Some think nominating Joe Biden, a moderate white man who calls himself “Middle Class” Joe, makes sense. But Biden has a big corruption problem and it makes him a weak candidate. I know it seems crazy, but a lot of the voters we need – independents and people who might stay home – will look at Biden and Trump and say: “They’re all dirty.”

It looks like “Middle Class” Joe has perfected the art of taking big contributions, then representing his corporate donors at the cost of middle- and working-class Americans. Converting campaign contributions into legislative favors and policy positions isn’t being “moderate”. It is the kind of transactional politics Americans have come to loathe…

Nominating a candidate like Biden will make it far more difficult to defeat Trump. It will allow Trump to muddy the water, to once again pretend he is the one “draining the swamp”, running against Washington culture…

We don’t have to choose Biden’s way, which would give Trump a perfect foil. The 2020 election should be about a crystal clear contrast between truth and lies, corruption and integrity, compassion and cruelty. We have a rare opportunity to end a larger culture of corruption and we should take it – we will regret it if we don’t.

Click here to read the whole oped.

Bern after reading,

Sirota

Great Idea To Celebrate MLK: Get That Vile Fascist Hoover's Name Off The FBI Headquarters

The General is right.  That creepy fascist cross-dressing bastard Hoover should not be celebrated anywhere.

Political Song for Josh Marshall to Sing

Josh Marshall Was: Onan The Barbarian('s Creepy Old Uncle)

Angela and Strawberry are such good friends.  It's nice to have friends.  Josh Marshall has only one friend, Rosie Palm. 

Generic 90s Power Pop

Or very low-rent Throwing Muses-adjacent outfit.  The pool, the pond.

When Even Emma Vigeland Acknowledges How Cringe The Warren Campaign Has Become

And Emma Vigeland was such a hard-charging Warren stan.  How the fuck can Warren be so fucking bad at this?  She's been running this campaign for a fucking year, yet every week she gets worse.  Warren is the Transformers movies of candidates.  Starts out incomprehensible and gets insultingly dumber each time out.  Jesus. 

Kirsten Gillibrand should keep her phone charged these days, too.  That vote against Trump's shitty trade deal was a good sign of willingness to not suck totally all the time.  Is Gillibrand willing to become a zealous convert to Bernie's centrist agenda in order to be the first woman POTUS?

It's 10:15: The Times Will Probably Pussy Out And Endorse Warren

They know Warren isn't going anywhere, and they know she sucks.  But they also know what a senile nightmare Joe Biden is.  They'd look even more ridiculous endorsing the losers Booty-gig or Klobuchar or Yang.  They hate Bernie.  So they'll be craven reactionary fatuous hacks--they ARE craven reactionary fatuous hacks--and pick Warren and immediately try to forget all about it.

Bernie's gonna win.

Holy Shit, That Crazy Cocksucking Grifter And Lunatic Jack Van Impe Died

About fucking time.  Any real god woulda smote that motherfucker a century ago.  Jesus.  Burn in hell, ya miserable cocksucker.  But unfortunately hell isn't real.  And that vile cunt Rexella is not a pretty girl.

Hüsker Dü, 1984

Bernie Was Def All About The Huskers In 84

Zen Arcade, my brother.  Of course, we also got Double Nickles on the Dime in 84, so...

Josh Marshall, Masturbating Furiously To Lesbian Porn, Doesn't Have Time To Be A Corn Cob

That greasy little prick ain't gonna jerk itself!  Marshall doesn't need his strong hand to get ratioed, though.  Simpering little careerist pissboys like Josh Marshall are never gonna give up their one love: guzzling the conservative establishment's rancid piss with gleeful simpleton's smiles on their faces.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Matt Bruenig Is Doing An Excellent Job Trolling Hildos Over Creepy Uncle Joe

Neolibs are not very smart, but Matt Bruenig has built a cottage fucking industry kicking them in the fucking teeth.  Nice.  That behavior probably qualifies as abuse of the mentally defective, though.  But fuck 'em.  They're scum.  Don't vote for Biden, ever. 

Pramila Jayapal Knows What A Winner Looks Like

Like Bernie Fucking Sanders.  The train to Victorytown keeps rolling for Bernie.  Hell yeah!

Compositions For The Young And Old

Elizabeth Warren's Political Career Has Been Singularly Unimpressive

Not much of a career in electoral politics.  And she was a Republican till she was almost 50.  Warren has had to be helped over the finish line every time.  Her last Senate campaign was especially weak, running far behind the Dem presidential nominee in Mass.  She needed Bernie's help to get to the White House, but she fucked that up this week.  Now she will probably lose if primaried by a strong progressive candidate.  Heh, indeedy.

Third Way Also Lacks The Inherent Dignity Required To Turn Into A Corn Cob

Bernie is pretty fucking cool!  Returning to local militias is about the neatest thing you will ever hear.  Abolish the CIA?  Fuck yeah!  Castro?  Yep.  Obama sucks for sure.  Socialism?  Get that shit over here right fucking now.  Neolibs are so fucking dumb.

David Sirota Has Been Dragging Joe Biden On Social Security All Week

And now Biden is starting to crack--you really do love to see it.  Better late than never on this shit; it's pretty obvious now why the Dem establishment cranked up that bullshit Warren story this past week.  Creepy uncle Joe is going down.

The Red In

The Fucking Bogans Prove That Private Health Insurance Is Pure Fucking Evil

Vox tries to bury the truth, but the Australian system shows how much of a waste that private health insurance is.  The racist conservative idiots down under have flushed billions of dollars into the cesspool of fraud and waste in the private sector instead of providing proper and necessary levels of coverage in the public system.  Stupid fucking Bogans.  Outlaw private insurance for anything covered by your Medicare program.  How fucking hard is that to figure out.

That Was

This Is

Alternative Nation

Rich White Conservatives Are Vile Grotesques

Reactionary racist whites are the only true evil in the universe.  Liz Mair and Megan McArglebargle and Virginia Heffernan and Hillary Clinton and her legion of Hildos and all of the associated conservative white racist men are the most disgusting fucking rancid shitstains on the motherfucking planet. 

Despite CNN And Warren's Inanity, Bernie Won The Debate

Bernie wins by 16%.  Warren comes in second to last at 10%.  You really do love to see it.  Bernie's the next POTUS.  Thanks, Liz!

The Warren-Stan Hildos Are Apoplectic Over Liz's Political Suicide

Christ all motherfucking mighty moose, these Warren-loving morons, stillwithering Hildos like Maya Contreras are fucking frothing after Warren destroyed her own political career while they watched.  Jesus, you really do love to see it.  Hildos.  Heh, indeedy.

Bernie's Winning In 2020 & Bernie Would Have Won In 2016

Caucused for Bernie, but then she voted for Trump--so who would she have voted for in 2016 if Bernie had been on the ballot instead of Hillary?  Supports Medicare for All, so who would she have voted for in 2016?  She didn't vote for Clinton against Trump, but she caucused for Bernie in 2016, so who would she have voted for in 2016 if Bernie had been the Dem nominee?

Example eleventy billion that in 2016 BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!

This Is Way Better Than Code Orange

Jesu Frakkin Crispy, An Atkins Brother's Wife Is As Dumb An Atkins Brother

The entire fucking Atkins association is smearing the walls with their own shit.  How the fuck to these grotesque fucktards manage to remember to breathe.  The entire conservative establishment is chock full of the most inbred shitstains who ever lived.

#RefundWarren Nets Bernie $4 Million In Two Days

Great work, Liz.  Has anyone ever told you that you really suck at this game?

Ladies And Gentlemen, Cornell's Own Virgil Texas

Comedy stylings from a Chapo Trap Haus.  That Bernie is a real bastard.

Jesus, Bernie Stomped On Warren Like A Boss After The Debate

Christ, Warren is so bad at this game.  Bernie's probably gonna be the reason she gets primaried out next time in Mass.  Heh, indeedy.

Did You Forget How Vapid Josh Marshall Is?

Well, he's a fucking dipshit.  But when he's not jerking off to insipid online porn, he's jerking off to his own inanity.  Chronic masturbation is no joke.  But pissboy Josh Marshall is.

Nathan J. Robinson Unloads On Elizabeth Warren In A Very Useful Fisking

Warren is the enemy of progress. Now it is clear.  Whether you attribute it to malice, as she failed to endorse Bernie in 2016 and perhaps ran this time primarily to stop his victory, or to astoundingly titanic political incompetence and malpractice, it doesn't much matter.  She tried to fuck Bernie, and in the end she fucked herself.  Warren would have/could have/should have been the second-banana for the Bernie ascendancy, but clearly she was never capable of it.  She is not trustworthy, and she's the most naturally brick-handed politician since Hillary Clinton came on the scene in 1991.  She sucks moose cock.  But she would have been the first woman POTUS if she'd had even a bit of smarts and a bit of integrity.  Oh, well.  Fuck her.  Keep your phones charged if your name is Brown, Lee, or Tlaib.

This Land Is That Land

After The Debate Tonight, Elizabeth Warren Is Done: She Will Never Be President

Kyle Kulinski is right: after winning the nomination, Sanders never would have been stupid enough to make Hillary Clinton's mistake.  Before tonight, Sanders would have looked to run up the score against Trump by picking the the second-strongest candidate, Warren, as his VP.  Not anymore.  Kate Brown should def make sure her phone is charged. 

Had Hillary chosen Bernie Sanders as her VP, she would be POTUS today.

Bernie is way fucking smarter than Hillary, but Warren will never be his choice now.  She's done.  Kate Brown is a woman, a Dem, a governor.  Picking a woman brings all those vile Hillary identity politics assholes onboard even if the pick doesn't deliver a state.  Jay Inslee isn't a woman.  Castro had better get his kneepads out if he wants to try and make his case after this Warren bullshit.  Klobuchar is scum and Kamala Harris is a cop.  Kirsten Gillibrand might be an empty vessel willing to be reeducated into sanity in exchange for the page in the history books.  Stacey Abrams lost and works for Neera Tanden.  Andrew Gillum is not a woman and lost.  Ben Jealous lost, not woman. 

Nina Turner would be a fucking dambuster of a pick, but she lost her last race in Ohio, so she's not a winner.  Great biography, but I really have an issue with people not currently serving who lost their last race.  Dambuster of a pick, though, if Bernie knew he would win no matter what.

Barbara Lee; Rashida Tlaib.  Pramila Jayapal and Ilhan Omar were both born overseas.  Ro Khanna is not a woman.

So, Barbara Lee and Rashida Tlaib would be excellent picks.  Kate Brown is a Dem governor right now.

Thank Jesus Fucking Christ Or Any Other Fictional Gods Of Your Liking That Sady Doyle Is Not Your Mom

Apparently that thing has bred, so light a fucking candle for the sorry motherfucking spawn.  Bad mothers, indeed.  Grotesque shitbirds like Sady Doyle should not reproduce. 

Of Course, CNN Is As Bad As Klobuchar And Mayo Pete And Biden

CNN ain't makin' any friends tonight.  The Bernie ascendancy has them fucking flailing.  I guess that's a good thing, but our media should be better than CNN and Fox "News" and MSDNC.

Klobuchar Is A Toxic Moron

At least Tom Steyer is an affable doofus, like a stinky puppy who just wants to be petted.  But jesus fucking christ, Amy Klobuchar is a gods-damned tumor on the dignity of the fucking human species.  She's a vile corporatist and arch-conservative villain.  All the world can see that Amy Klobuchar is a creepy little ogre who has no place being elected to anything in a decent society.  Klobuchar is as bad as Mayo Pete.

From The No-Shit File: Racist Neolib PUMAs Like Riverdaughter Are Still Wrong About Everything

Hapless PUMA dingbat Riverdaughter parties like it's 2008 and wades into the Warren lies about Bernie and gets totally pwned.  Remember, even Bernie's arch-enemy the Bezos Post has confirmed that Warren is the liar in this deal, but this idiot goes all fucking crazy over the horseshit and even ends up saying that the 2016 was perfectly kosher BUT THE 2008 PRIMARY WAS TOTALLY RIGGED!

THEY STOLE IT FROM HILLARY IN 2008!  THERE'S A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!

This is full-on, ocean-going lunacy.  Poor Riverdaughter gets defeated right away in her own comments on this post about the Warren lies, but that doesn't stop her from squealing like an idiot for all to see.  It's almost comical.  Almost. 

Riverdaughter even loses a PUMA to Bernie over this shit.

These people are vile.  Hillary Clinton stans, all the way back to the PUMAs, are the worst people who ever lived.

Now That We Know Warren Lied, Let's Check Ben Burgis V Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens, Shall We

Even the Bezos Post confirmed Warren lied.  Oopsy.

Here's what Ben Burgis had to say last night.  Holy shitsnacks, Ben Burgis was correct!  He figured it out.  Good for him.  Ben Burgis is a smart and sane man. 

What did the screaming drunk racist Big Cuck Democrat Armando Llorens have to say about it?  Oh, shit, he was completely fucking wrong!  Shocking.  Well, not that shocking.  But, but, Armando is a smart and handsome boy!  His mom told him so!  How could he be so wrong?

Sad.

So, After Warren's Suicide Yesterday, I Assume Kirsten Gillibrand Was Knocking On The Side Door Of Bernie World HQ This Morning With Coffee For Everyone

Gillibrand has been a political chameleon in her life, not exactly a leader, but certainly a striver.  She was a conservative from a conservative district in New York, but a more sensible US Senator from New York after Clinton.  She certainly wasn't much of presidential candidate, but if she wants to be the first woman POTUS, Gillibrand would do well to ingratiate herself with the Sanders campaign.  Warren had the brass ring within reach, but she fucked it up because she sucks at this game.

1 Million Kisses

Tulsi Wants To Be On The Winning Side

Tulsi Gabbard: showing the world she's a better politician than Liz Warren.  Jesus.  Strange times.  But Tulsi doesn't want to be accused of missing the easy ones, so good on her.  Warren just has no head for the game.  Sad.

(Tulsi will not be the VP pick regardless.)

Imani Gandy, The World's Nastiest Foreclosure Lawyer, Is Broken

The sad old girl isn't even trying anymore.  But Imani Gandy hates her some Bernie even though she knows he will win it all, and it's destroying her.  Broken.  You really do love to see it, especially if you happen to be one of those folks who lost their house because of her.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Trump!

Jesus Christ, Elizabeth Warren Really Wants Kate Brown To Be The First Woman POTUS

Huge mistake on Warren's part.  She sucks at this game.  When her campaign began failing, she should have known what her path to the White House was, but now I wonder if Bernie even would want her as VP after this inanity.  She's shown just how feckless she is, and her worth to President Sanders might now be zero.

Keep in mind, though, all this is up to Bernie at this point.  If he wants her on the ticket and decides that is the best way for him to win big, he will rein her in before the caucus and force her to bend the knee after NH.  If Bernie decides he's better off beating her bloody, well, that's what he'll do.  Warren has lost all agency after a string of unforced errors ending in a risible lie about Bernie personally.  After today it's solely Bernie's decision whether Elizabeth Warren will ever be president.

Biden Truly Is A Vile Human Being

Biden is the worst.  Biden has been on the wrong side of everything important in the last 50 years and in love with every war and every atrocity.  And Anita Hill's treatment--and that horrible cocksucker Uncle Clarence Thomas's seat on the court--was his responsibility.  Bernie needs to destroy that reactionary bastard Joe Biden right fucking now.

Vox Tries Wicked Hard--And Fails--To Make Taiwan's Single Payer System Sound Bad

They just can't manage it.  Those difficult health care policy and funding questions required under a single-payer system are also required under a private, for-profit system.  Insurance companies don't cover the newest drugs and the newest, most expensive treatments every fucking day.  The most important keys to universal coverage are prevention and protection from catastrophic diseases and emergencies in addition to believing that health care is a human right in an advanced society.  Even Vox can't fuck that up.

A Reminder That Piss-Guzzling Corn Cob And Liar Edward-Isaac Dovere Still Has A Job In Media

That's your liberal media at work propping up this fucking fatuous dipshit.  Conservatives are fucking filth.

Center-Right GOP Poster Boy Cory Booker Is Sick, So So Sick, Of So Much Winning

I assume that Rosario Dawson will move on to her next role now, also.  Booker is a really good center-right, corporatist Republican.  I'm sure he's a genuinely loyal servant of the oligarchy.  As a Dem, however, he's fucking dog shit.  Bye, Felicia.  Thanks, Trump.

Hillary Stans Are Demented In Ways MAGAtards Can Only Dream Of Being

It's a sick sad world full of arch-conservative, neoliberal asswipes.  Whoever the fuck this rando creep is, she's fucking nuttier than an entire gaggle of Trump loving Nazis. 

This Is Better

The Warren Campaign Is Not Good Under Pressure

Standing tall on health care has helped Bernie, and her waffling has wrecked Warren.  She might be playing herself out of the second spot with all this bullshit.  I hope not, because I think Bernie needs to run up the score first in the primary and then against Trump.

Al Giordano Is On The Cutting Edge Of Humiliating Inanity

Wicked shahp guy that Al Giordano!  Warren's gonna win!  Ew, gross, Al took is stanky little dick out again.  Jesus.  Nasty!  Thanks, Trump.

Political Song for Donald Trump to Sing

Pants-Shitting Moron Kaitlin Bennett Gets Destroyed By Freedom Loving Young Hero

Holy fuckballs, this dude wrecks her.  I'm surprised she didn't shit her pants on the spot during that encounter.

Team Yang Bang's Vapid Response Unit Is On Point

'1k bro.'  'PS5.'  'Eat my entire ass.'  Heh, indeedy.

2 Closer

Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Is Screaming In The Night: Iowa Doesn't Matter

'First place is bad for Bernie, but fourth is good for Biden.' Brilliant!  Armando is broken.  'Iowa doesn't matter.'  Of course not.  'A non-event.'  So 'it doesn't matter if Biden gets fourth and no delegates in Iowa.'  Armando is a complete dolt; he understands nothing about politics, but he sure is happy to scream his stupidity on the corner.  You really do love see a racist piece of shit like Armando Llorens so terrified and defeated.  Thanks, Trump!

Drew Magary Gets It On Bernie, Atmo

Good for him.  We got that former gossip kid sports douche demo bending the knee for Bernie, and that's good.  Plenty of people are jumping on the bandwagon now, but better late than never.  Support for Bernie is reaching critical mass just ahead of the racist reactionary meltdown over Bernie's ascendancy.  You really do love to see it.  Thanks, Trump!

Republicans, Hillary Clinton Dead-Enders, And Other Arch-Conservatives Are In A Screaming Panic Over Bernie's Ascendancy

Bezos Post reactionary dullard Jennifer Rubin and lunatic neolib Hillbot shitheads like Froma Harrop and all the rando stillwithering losers on Twitter, they're fucking losing their shit and lying their asses off as Bernie runs away with the nomination.  You really do love to see it.  Thanks, Trump!

Orange Adventures

If She Wants To Be The President, Elizabeth Warren Will Endorse Bernie After Iowa And New Hampshire

That's the time. Don't wait. Run up the score early. Make the deal.

For Bernie, running up the score probably means picking Warren as VP, surely making her the first woman POTUS.  Demand and get all her money and supporters and energy and everything and just obliterate Biden on Super Tuesday and that is it.  Bernie will have won Iowa, New Hampshire, and Nevada.  South Carolina, too, perhaps.

Biden will probably drop out on his own, but don't wait.  Push him out.  Destroy him.

Warren onboard gets Bernie a whole shitload of right-wing Dem Bernie haters who just want to see a woman in the White House; this deal gives them that.  Bend the knee for Bernie, and you are guaranteed to get your woman POTUS.  Very simple math.

Bernie gets what he wants, too.  He wins.

That's the best way to make it happen.  Don't count on convention shenanigans to beat the arch-conservative neolib stillwithering corporatist Democratic Party scum.

Sunrise Movement Gets On Board With Bernie

Always smart to back the winner, boyo!  Now that Bernie is starting to roll over everyone in the primary contest, the endorsements will come faster and faster.  Bernie is the climate guy, so the environmentalist kids should be all over this shit.  Excellent work.

Ireland United

There's No More Ostentatiously Shameless Boot-Licker In The American Establishment Than Jonathan Chait

Chait redefines gleeful, highly-paid pissboy for the 21st century.  Of course a sniveling dipshit like Jonathan Chait would be all wet and sticky over the thought of a fascist neoliberal billionaire being elected.  Chait has never had a thought of his own and would love to be Bloomberg's bitch.  That shit is obvious.  And the prospect of Bernie elevating the discourse and centering American politics is absolutely terrifying to neolib idiots like Jonathan Chait.

The US Army Def Lacks The Inherent Dignity To Be Even A Corn Cob

Comically sick and twisted and evil.  Remember when those CONSTITUTIONAL PATRIOTS who wrote the US Constitution were really squicked out over the whole standing army thing.  And now every fucking conservative dipshit is all about sucking the Troops' dicks.  FREEDUMB!

Manufacturing A Gnome Chompsky Time Capsule

Evergreen: Baggatron Cocksuckers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

This fucking fundie lunatic is a perfect MAGAtard.  America is full of conservatives too stupid to be any use to anyone.  Fuck them in their eye holes. 

Orange Kidz Bop

There's Nothing Worse Than A Conservative

Too stupid to live and too gross to be tolerated, conservatives are a threat to America's sanity and dignity.  President Bernie Sanders is going to be a wonderful antidote to the toxic filth on the right.

Dragging The World's Worst Lawyer And Dumbest Angry Black Lady Imani Gandy Will Always Be Way Too Easy

Imani Gandy is just gross, a real hateful piece of human garbage.  Stillwithering Hillbot morons are the nastiest people.  All conservatives like Gandy are fucking scum.  Remember when Ballon Juice John Cole made Gandy one of his crew.  Good times.  Conservatives all jerking each other off.  John Cole was a fat drunk and Gandy is a brain-dead stoner. 

Reminder: Koch-Suckers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit, Too

Greasy shitheads are def dumber than Armando Llorens, too.  That's an amazing accomplishment: Armando Llorens a fatuous racist arch-conservative cocknozzle.  Anywho, the Kochs and their buddies have spent all the money over the last two generations to make sure every boot-licking fucktard would have the talking points to deny science and promote short-term profits.  Fortunately for the Kochs and unfortunately for most everyone else, conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

Worthwhile Drive-By Fisking Of The Center For American Progress' Stacey Abrams

Hard to believe a friend of Neera Tanden would be a shitbird.  Abrams would have been a fine governor in a state like Georgia, but as a national-level Dem, she blows dog.  Abrams is no Sanders-style centrist, and those centrist folks are what we need in the Democratic Party right now.

MAGAtards Like Sassy Scarlett Want Everyone To Know That Right-Wing Dems Are Not The Biggest Idiots On Earth

She seems nice.  I 100% believe that Sassy Scarlett thinks she's smarter than any Democrat, but these squealing MAGAtard assholes are not even smarter than Armando Llorens or Imani Gandy.  That's just fucking heinous, cuz Llorens and Gandy are fucking vile shitheads.

Days Again

Trustfundbaby Failson Matty Yglesias Hops On The Winning Bandwagon And Bends The Knee For Bernie

Such bold! So Courage! Wow!  Lil Matty Yglesias can pick the winner after the race is run, but he's still not gonna make any friends amongst his fellow trustfundbabies and failsons stillwithering away or the careerist pissboys gargling with glee.  Remember when that idiot was just going to go away?  What the fuck happened with that.  Fucking liar.

1/2 Said + Done

Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Might Be The Absolute Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet Which Currently Claims Donald Trump As A Resident

Jesus fucking christ, the Big Cuck Democrat can't be this stupid, can he?  You betcha!  That demented motherfucker really believes that AOC painting Biden as a Republican to the right of Reagan in word and deed is somehow a detriment to Bernie's chances at the nomination?  Because AOC is 100% correct, and Biden is against all the most popular Democratic policies in 2020.  The Dem electorate agrees with Bernie on just about everything, from health care to the minimum wage to taxes and organized labor.  Sanders is running away with the nomination and poor retarded Armando is just fucking broken.  You really do love to see it.

When You Are The World's Worst Lawyer And Most Risible Angry Black Lady, You Beg For Money On The Internet

It's who you are.  Especially when you are a gross hophead.  Neolib stillwithering Hillbot Dems are dumber than dog shit.

Neera Tanden Is A Vile Cunt--But She's Losing Her Shit Because She Knows She Is Going To Lose Her Influnece And Cushy Job In 2020

What a nasty cunt.  But the gravy train for Tanden will be over when Bernie is in the White House, so maybe we can forgive her a little screaming panic.

Liz Bruenig's Bowling Kid Is What White Privilege Looks Like

I'm sure Liz Bruenig is very nice, but she's not exactly the brightest bulb on the picnic basket.  It's nice to be able to spoil your kid with a day out and not worry that you'll be short in your check that week--or get fired for missing time--or that the kid will fall behind when you know they are not gonna get more than one longshot chance at life and have to be pretty much perfect to even hope to make that shot.  Doesn't suck to be a rich white lady in America.  Liz Bruenig got paid a metric fuckton of cash by the Bezos Post and now gets paid by Bret Stephens' and Bari Weiss' New York Times for her opinions and insight.  We live in interesting times.  And it's never a bad idea to be rich and white.  Or know your place.

Decent Piece On Clerks

Clerks works so much better if you pretend Kevin Smith was never heard from again after that flick.  But it holds up.  The black and white look of hit really aids in that shit.  Clerks is good, but Smith was out of ideas after that.  Cop Out was Smith's biggest film, and it is also 10 years old now.  He didn't even write that one.

This Is What Reeking Reactionary Terror Looks Like

Stinking, pants-pissing terror.  Neera Tanden, Tom Watson, Michelle Mendoza Ferrer (wife of an investment banker) along with the rest of the rando boot-licking losers, all of them scared to fucking death of the coming Bernie era.  You really do love to see it: night-screaming horror.  Heh, indeedy. 

Life Charm

Justin Jackson Makes Northwestern Look Pretty Friggin Good

Neera Tanden should probably consider firing herself into the sun after this beating.  More Justin Jackson, much less of Neera Tanden and the stillwithering Hillbot cocksuckers. 

Kids Bopp

This Is What Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Whistling Past His Own Grave Sounds Like

Poor fatuous little twerp Armando just doesn't see Bernie's path.  The election feels over.  Bernie never was going to win!  This whiny shit is really encouraging for all decent sane Americans, since Armando Llorens is a racist fucktard and unctuous neolib shitbird.  He's never right about anything, so if he feels that Biden will win, well, Biden's all done.  You will really love to see it. 

Here's how it's gonna go: Bernie wins Iowa and New Hampshire, bigly.  Big wins.  The best wins.  Beautiful wins that Joe Biden won't be able to win.  Bernie also wins Nevada.  South Carolina is a surprise Bernie win or a close second.  California is a Bernie landslide.  By this time, neither Biden nor Warren are still in the race.  Warren has bent the knee for Bernie.  Inslee and Castro come back onto the scene as Bernie surrogates.  Trump considers resigning but decides to fake an illness instead.  GOP crumbles into a squealing puddle of fetid Nazi shit.  It will be over.

President Bernie.

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Quality.  Some shit is worth paying for.

The Patriots Lose And Everything Is Beautiful

Brady goes out like a loser, and Billy-chick is humiliated.  Pick-six!  What a way to end a career!  You love to see it.  Thanks, Trump!

Always Time

Hail Satan, Amen!

What a friend you have in Satan!  There are plenty of good reasons to not be a fan any Pope who is not playing with Shane MacGowan, but this woman is a fucking loon.

It's Time To Make Nazis Very Afraid Again

2020 is the year to take out the Nazi trash in America.  Very fun to see these folks just pushing this vile little pussy into the fucking street.  Too bad there weren't any speeding cement trucks available.

Land It

Neoliberal Arch-Conservative Corporate Dems Are Retards

They're just fucking pathetic.  Hillbots.  Dead-enders.  Stillwithering.  Donut Twitter.  Sirota will still reach out to kick them occasionally.  But gods damn, they are low-energy and broken here in 2020.  Sure, they can't won't don't read--as usual--and hate health care and get all frothy over an article from three fucking years ago, but all their zest has dried up and blown away.  They're sad hang-dogs just waiting to be shot in the street by exuberant Bernie Bros after the primary.  You really will love to see it.

In An Alternate Universe, Thurston Moore Is History's Greatest Monster--That's A Pretty Decent Universe Overall

Necessary Reminder That Bethany S. Mandel Is A Vile Cunt

Cunt.  Let up pray to jesus fucking christ that Bethany and Seth Mandel are visiting an airport with their family when some brave patriot strikes a blow for Iranian freedom.  You'd really love to see it.

Shockingly, Biden Made It To 2020 Before Dropping Out, But Will He Make It To Iowa?

If I were paranoid, I'd say that Pelosi is fucking with the impeachment trial to help Biden somehow, but that would be giving Pelosi way too much credit at this point.  She's nothing but a mean old bitch now, content to get into politically useless pissing contests with Trump, and whatever political skills she once held are long gone.  I thought Biden would have cashed out by now, but the media did a great job of buoying him up after his "Biden 0330003-Oh" mini-stroke and his exploding eyeball major stroke and all this racist, Republican horseshit about Corn Pop and white man's culture.  I still hope he won't be in it a month from now, but if he is, the humiliating losses Sanders should drive him out after Iowa and New Hampshire.  You would really love to see it.

Mewling Pipsqueak And Fatuous Stillwithering Hillbot Armando Big Cuck Not Daily Kos Cuz Fired Democrat Llorens Is Having A Normal One

You mad, bro?  The Big Cuck sounds mad.  You love to see it.  What a whiny bitch.  Sad.

There's no way any sane human would contend that Bernie hides from the media, but poor lil' Armando has been broken by the realization that Sanders is gonna win it all, and Hillary is never, ever going to be president.  Stillwithering!  Llorens is a vile piece of human filth, so you really do love to see it.  Sweet!  Thanks, Bernie!

Bernie Raised 41% More Little Mayo Pete Without A Single Wine Cave Billionaire Donation

Jesus fuckballs.  That's a shitload of money.  52% more than Biden.  From the reactions today, this was the last hope of the pissboys, a hope that maybe Bernie's fundraising would crater, and they could write him off.  Nope.  The hard right, rock-ribbed Dem establishment is in a boiling froth today because now they finally see that Bernie Sanders is gonna win it all, and they are fuuccckkkkeeeeedddddd.  Sad.  You love to see it.  Thanks, Trump!

Jeff Bezos Did Not Have To Order The Washington Post To Run That Greedy Jew Pic Of Bernie

Bezos hates Sanders after Bernie buttfucked him in public over the $15 minimum wage at Amazon, and the boys and girls who work at the paper understand that very well.