Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Can't Stop, Won't Stop The Good Bagger News: Robert David Steele

BAGGER DOWN!  bAGGER DOWN!  Robert David Steele, he ded.  Of a hoax.  Heh, indeedy.  Nice to see the brave beautiful exceptional patriotic coronavirus take out a CIA Qtard bagger this time.  Comedy gold.  Thanks, Trump!

How long till we're running low on racist teabaggers?

Thank Jeebus For Mississippi Baggers

MISS-ISS-I-DED.  Jesus frakking christ, Mississippi sucks ass.  These bagger fucks are choking to death on horse paste because they refused to take a safe, effective vaccine.  Brilliant.  Mississippi is providing the high-calorie funfetti America needs about now.  Thanks, Trump!

Monday, August 30, 2021

And Florida! Marc Bernier

Ded.  Baggers are dropping like flies from this fake scamdemic.  It's a hoax.  A sham.  A plot to take your guns and bibles.  GENE THERAPY!

Being a conservative radio talk show host is clearly the most dangerous job on the planet.

Praise be.

The Best Possible News From TX

Bagger, removed.  It's nice that the beautiful brave exceptional coronavirus is doing the lords' work removing these baggers from our society.  

Attn. Idiots, Baggers, Assholes, And Jimmy Dore Stans: Ivermectin Does Not Help Treat Or Cure COVID-19

Useless.  Like a libertarian useless.  

Baggers should continue to take as much of that nasty shit as they can find.  

Everyone else, just get vaccinated and take proper precautions.  

Thank you.

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Air-Headed PIssgirl Erin Gloria Ryan Must Be Loopy From Guzzling Nancy Pelosi's Piss To Wash Down All The Ivermectin She Is Probably Taking

PIssgirls love piss and suck-ups suck.  Erin Gloria Ryan sure does love that taste of the filthy, filthy boots Nancy Pelosi wears.  Good thing she always has the pis bucket close at hand.  Christ.

Capt. Joe Manning: One Good Cop

Bagger, removed.  You know this vile stupid asshole was also a racist cocksucker, too.  More cops should follow his lead.  Joe Manning was def one of America's best pigs.  Stay the fuck away from ALL vaccines and keep eating that barnyard animal dewormer, baggers.

Florida Baggers, All Other Baggers, Baggy Clowns Everywhere, Should Be Scarfing Down All The Ivermectin As Fast As They Can

DO IT, BAGGERS!  The vaccine turns you ghey, but ivermectin is the shiz, the good stuff, the real deal.  It's a cure.  A floor way.  A dessert topping!  Don't forget the bleach and Lysol and hydroxy shit, too.  Let Florida Man lead you teabagging motherfuckers straight to hell.

Where's Your God Now? Florida Baggers Are A Special Kind Of Stupid

He rottin'.  He ded.  Those dogs were fixin' to eat that motherfucker.  

They met on a christian dating site.

Of course they did.

Fucking baggers.

If Only The Birchers Had Been As Willing To Off Themselves 60 Years Ago As The Average Modern Racist Reactionary Bagger Nitwit Is Today

The gay Nazi bikers are makin' it too freekin' easy!  Praise be.  All over the country the bagger assholes are willing to the dirty work themselves, so that's great for the rest of us.  Soon there will be no baggers left at all if jesus loves us enough.  Thanks, Trump!

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Great News Out Of Bolivia Regarding Jeanine Anez

But it can always get better.  When the bad guys suffer, we are all better off.  Let's hope for even more fantastic news soon enough.

Ron DeSantis Is Literally Killing Off The Bagger Population In Florida--Praise Be!

Florida is proving that many of its people are literally too stupid to live.  They're livin' in Cali, but Florida Man is a bagger nitwit, so he's dying off.  This is the greatest news in our history.  Ron DeSantis is killing off his own bagger people.  Anyone who doubts the reality of jesus now is a fool.  All the fucking gods love us so much that they're killing Florida.  Thanks, Trump!

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Ivermectin Is Not A Coronavirus Treatment Or Cure, And All The Dummies On The Left Like Jimmy Dore Should Read A Fucking Book Once In A While

Ivermectin is a barnyard animal dewormer.  It also works on doggies.  And maybe kitties.  And it will on people IF YOU HAVE FUCKING WORMS.

It will also work as a topical to get rid of head lice, if you have head lice.

Coronavirus is not worms.

Again for the Jimmy Dore audience: CORONAVIRUS IS NOT WORMS.  Or head lice.

CORONAVIRUS IS NOT HEAD LICE.

Anywho, there aren't any studies that show Ivermectin is an effective treatment for COVID, so people should GET VACCINATED INSTEAD OF TAKING HEARTWORM PILLS.

The fact that Ivermectin is available in a people-sized dose does not mean anything.  IVERMECTIN IS NOT A CORONA DRUG.

Don't take it.

Ivermectin has not really helped anyone, no matter what dipshits on the internet say.  At best it hasn't harmed a given person yet.

Maybe Jimmy Dore's list of medical complaints is BECAUSE HE'S TAKING DOG MEDICINE.

Baggers should be encouraged to gorge themselves on this Ivermectin shit tho.

Monday, August 23, 2021

Sad Day For Unhinged Racist Bagger Lunatics--BUT IT'S NOT A VACCINE...EVERYONE WHO TAKES IT DIES...GENE THERAPY...GAY TRANNY SOROS JEW

The baggy fucks at Free RePubic are having a very sad day today.  You see, it's not a vaccine.  It's gene therapy.  Vaccines don't require booster shots.  EVER!  The vaccines have killed more people than corona.  The vaccines were developed too fast.  Trust Q.  Where we go one fucking drooling, syphilitic imbecile, we go all.  Trust Trump's plan.

Sunday, August 22, 2021

Jesus Christ, It's Getting Hard To Laugh At These Florida-Man Baggers Now

This story is fucking horrible.  Mom was smart enough, but her two large adult sons were fucking bagger tards and now they're ded.  And now their mom is fucked even more than losing two sons since she's losing her house.  And her oldest son died five years ago.  And her other two boys died of corona within 12 hours of each other.  In Florida.  Jesus fucking christ.

AND NONE OF IT HAD TO HAPPEN!

Those gods-damned dipshits coulda gotten the fucking vaccine and lived.

Christ, you sick deluded bagger nitwits: get your shots for your moms or whoever is deranged enough to care about you.  It works.  It's safe.  It doesn't turn you into a gay tranny Soros jew.  You won't die.

Make me suffer by living long baggy lives, baggers.  Ruin my life by saving your own and your moms' and shit.  Jesus.  Fucking stupid baggers.

The Best Possible News Regarding Phil Valentine: BAGGER DOWN! BAGGER DOWN!

He ded.  After helping a bunch of other baggers to an unnecessary death, Phil Valentine died, too.  Praise be.  Thanks, Trump.

The Red Sox Are Proof Jesus Loves Us And Hates Massholes--Mac Cerullo Sure Isn't Happy

Glorious.  This article should win a prize or somethin'.  Good job, Mac.  If only we could all spend our days watching the NESN post-game show after performances like this with a salty, unhinged, and borderline suicidal Eck unleashing a fusillade of whiny opprobrium. 

Remember Sweden? Herd Immunity? No Masks? No Rules? How'd That Work Out?

Very poorly.

Who knew.

So, Sweden attempted to be a bagger-style libertarian paradise and wound up with 10 times the deaths and a much worse economy than any of its neighbors.

That sounds about right.  Libertarians are fucking idiots.  Conservatism is a mental defect.  Sweden proved it.  Conservatism always fails.  

In the US we have been watching bagger cocksuckers all over the south put on this same disgusting show for a fucking year and a half.

Thursday, August 19, 2021

Afghanistan Was Never The Good War, But Holy Shit The Establishment Is Trying Hard To Maintain That Lie

The pissboys in the meida are guzzling down that piss faster than ever before someone tells the truth about Afghanistan somewhere and ruins the party for the profiteers and other villains in the war machine.  If you are on the side of the empire, you are the bad guy 100% of the time.  But dissenting voices telling anything resembling the truth are not gonna be allowed...

Good News From Bagger Senator Roger Wicker

It can get better, tho.  Bagger remover removes baggers.  Pray to jesus for bagger removal today.

Heartwarming Stories Of Texas Baggers Will Fill Your Day With Joy

They ded.  Scratch two baggers, always a great outcome.  And now their kids are orphans because they were so fucking stupid that they didn't get the fucking vaccine and trusted in their faith or some fucked up dumb shit.  Of course they were christians and of course they got sick at a fucking christian camp because jesus loves smart people and hates the fuck out of disgusting stupid bagger assholes, apparently.  Texas is like a whole other retarded country.  Thanks, Trump!

Signs Of Hope: The Vile Racist Revanchist Baggers On Free RePubic Seem To Be Getting MORE Unhinged And Retarded As Time Goes On, So The Bagger Remover Should Be More Effective Than We Had Any Right To Hope

These are some demented baggy fuckers on the Free RePubic.  All kind, decent, sane Americans should pray for our beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover to work its magic on these horrible stupid bastards as soon as is possible.  Praise be.

Thank Fukkin' Jeebus For Alabama Baggers And The Beautiful Brave Exceptional Patriotic Coronavirus

In baggers we trust to bag like no baggy fuck has ever bagged before.  And to get sick and die from a virulent disease we could have eliminated six months ago.  Bag on motherfuckers, and don't forget to die.

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Biden's Afghan Pull-Out Was Probably The Best Decision He's Made In HIs 700-Year Long Political Career, And The Fact That The Disgusting Ghouls In The Establishment Are Apoplectic Assures You It Is The Right Move

All the assholes in the blob hate Rapey Uncle Joe over this, so, for once, the senile old racist bastard did the right thing.  Afghanistan kicked our asses, and we deserved it.  The USA is the enemy of freedom everywhere, so it's nice to see the monsters who promulgated this whole murderous disaster in such pain over its ignominious end.  Fuck the military, fuck the diplomats, and fuck the war profiteers till the end of time.  All the people who promoted and enabled this war should be gathered up, packed into shipping containers, and fired into the sun.

Specialized Has Lots Of Cash, But They Won't Be Making Linkage Forks, Atmo

That's trouble they don't need.  But, they're bastards enough to make sure nobody gets rich someday off of some stupid ugly contraption that actually works, so there you go.  Probably didn't want Sram fucking around with this shit.

Excellent News From Cardinal Raymond Burke, But It CAN Get Better

The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic bagger remover can do the lords' work and send this vile bagger cocksucker to live with jeebus in hell.  Praise be.

Cheaters Win Lots, Right, Katie

The testing is almost as big a mess as the sports are, but at some point everybody is going to have to admit what's really going at every big race.  Win like Armstrong or maybe not win at all?  Win clean?  Good luck.

Sunday, August 15, 2021

Tennessee Wants America To Know They Can Bag Like The Biggest Baggers Anywhere

Not just Florida.  And Texas.  And Georgia.  And Arkansas.  And Mississippi full of racist bagger fucktards.  Nope.  Tennessee is right fucking there.  Bagger remover will be culling those fuckers.  Praise be.  Thanks, Trump!

More Not Breaking News: Rand Paul Is Corrupt As Fuck

Rand Paul is more than a fatuous bagger shithead.  More than a racist creep.  More than a conservative idiot.  He's also corrupt as fuck.  Not shocking to anyone who has ever seen that miserable little fucker before.

Not Breaking News: Absolutley Nobody Likes The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris

Harris is a repugnant neolib dimwit who has all the personal charm of a weeping chancre.  Harris got her start in California politics on her back, and it was all down hill from there.  She flamed out of the presidential race when she was going to come in fifth or worse in her own state.  It's no wonder her polls are shit.  She fucking sucks major ass.  Nice job, Rapey Uncle Joe!

Lookin' Good Mississippi! Keep Up The Bagging!

The brave beautiful patriotic bagger remover is rampaging all over Mississippi.  This is great news for humanity.  The teabaggers are bagging themselves straight to hell.  Thanks, Trump!

It's Time To Make It Way Harder To Become A Nurse In This Country

Note that almost all the doctors are on board, but the fucking nurses are just not that smart.  It's time to turn most nurse credentials into aides and have actually nurses need to prove they aren't fucking retards before they can earn an RN degree that means something: baggers need not apply.

The Halfwits Who Believe A Dewormer Drug For Farm Animals Cures Covid Are As Demented As The Baggers Are

If you take medical advice from Joe Rogan and Bret Weinstein, you deserve whatever you get.  Rogan is a fucking meathead, but Weinstein is an utter and complete libertarian ass clown.  Get vaccinated, dummies.  Don't take drugs meant for animals.  Don't listen to bagger morons like bret Weinstein.  Christ.

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

At Last The Final Nail In The Coffin Of Cuomo Family Presidential Aspirations; Praise Be!--Andy Should Pack HIs Shit And Get Out Today

Not two fucking weeks from now.

Has his greaseball brother Fredo been fired by CNN yet?

We should all be glad that no Cuomo will never be president.

Andrew Cuomo failed as a Kennedy and as a presidential aspirant.  He was a shitty neolib asshole as a governor and a gross sex pest his whole life.  Even the Kennedys hated him, and they put up with a fuck ton of disgusting behavior and vile humans in their wretched family.

If You Want The Lamest Racist Reaciionary Conservative Take From The Emptiest Head In The Game, Matt Lewis Is A Sure Bet

Matt Lewis is one the emptiest heads in bowel movement conservative welfare media, so you know you're getting some dumb fucking shit.  As a pisspoy, Lewis never disappoints.  He'll gargle that piss with glee every fucking day of the year.  Conservatism is a mental defect, and no bagger asshole is more defective than Matt Lewis.

Thank The Gods That Our World Is Chock Full Of Bagger Nitwits Like Joseph Arthur Who Are So Ready To Be Removed

A world without baggers will be a world without hate AND tedious banal music.  Hoo fucking ray.  We should be lighting candles everywhere to thank the gods that so many vacuous baggers and religious fools are so easily removed by the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover.  Thanks, Trump.

Monday, August 9, 2021

How Fucking Demented Are You If You Are A QAnon Believer And 'Trust Trump's Plan' In August 2021?

Didn't these bagger assholes get humiliated enough when Trump lost to a senile old moldy lump of dog shit/Democratic sex pest and rapist?  Or when Q was exposed as a fucking grift run by an ex-pat pedophile and proven to be wrong about every single fucking thing the entire time?  Where are the arrests?  Where are the tribunals?  What happened to Trump's second term?  Jesus christ, these Qtards are fucking unhinged.

Thank Christ That The Rancid Racist Reactionary Bagger Imbeciles At Free RePubic Aren't Getting That Evil Vaccine

Hold fast, baggers!  Don't believe the facts.  Ignore all evidence.  Stick to your guns, dipshits.  Never, ever get that gay soy boy tranny Soros jew vaccine.  NEVER! 

There's No Great Replacement For White Genocide--White Genocide Is The Best Idea Anyone's Had In 500 Years

Delete the white.  Replace white people with hamsters or old shoes or anything, but do it ASAPy-like.  The Great Replacement would be the best thing ever.  Just Say No to Weak Whytes.  Thanks, George Soros.

Sunday, August 8, 2021

Gods Damn, Florida, Please Don't Ever Change--Keep Doing Excactly What You Have Been Doing All Along With This Covid Hoax

Bag like baggers have never bagged before.  Don't get no vaccines.  Don't stop licking each other's fetid holes.  Masks are for pussies.  Keep it up, Florida.  Bag like fuck right until the last bagger.

There's Nothing The Yankees Like More Than Dumb White Guys

A Yankkees tradition.  Jesus fucking christ on wheat toast, as a cancer survivor, what the fuck was he...

Don't Make Officer Friendly Get Jabbed

NOOOO!!!  Saves yourselves!  That'll do.  Quit now while you have your health!  Please!  Right now!!

The New York Times And Ron DeSantis Deserve Each Other

The Times loves to lick the scabby ballsack of every fascist bagger they can find, and DeSeantis probably loves the attention to his rancid nuts.  It's a fucking match made in fucktard heaven.  

Saturday, August 7, 2021

The 1312 Project: Cops Are Shitty Liars, Too, Cuz That's Not How Fentanyl Works

Bullshit.  That's not how fentanyl works, but those lying cop motherfuckers think everyone is as dumb and nasty as they are.  Abolish the police.  ACAB.

The Best Possible News From Florida Man And Bagger Asshole Dick Farrel!

He ded.  The is the best possible outcome of conservative ideology: it has turned into a suicide cult.  I'm all for it.  Thanks, Obama.

Friday, August 6, 2021

Jesus Isn't Real, But Jesus-Fluffing Baggers Are Surely Dumber Than Dog Shit

Thanks you, jesus, for helping the brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus remove as many baggers as it possibly can.  Praise be.

Seder Simp Emma Vigeland Is A Rancid Right-Wing C U Next Tuesday

Vigeland is a trust fund baby and GOP faildaughter who will be a press flack for a Republican Senator by 2025.  Everything Sam Seder touches is bad-faith neolib horseshit.  Connecticut College should be ashamed.

Rapey Uncle Joe's Adminstration Is Every Bit As Nasty And Stupid As Trump's

The only difference is that Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist who is liked and admired by a yuge chunk of the very reactionary DC establishment.  Trump was a gross and nasty racist idiot many of them despised.  Only diff.

Mario Cuomo's Creepy Sex Pest Boy Andrew Has Been Very Very Naughty

Time to degrease Albany.  As much as possible, anyway.  The Governor's mansion at least.  Anywho, I hope the fucking cops arrest that right-wing piece of filth.

Attn: Baggers, Racists, Conservatives, Republicans, Trump Voters, Libertarians: Do Not Forget That The Corona Vaccine Makes You Magnetic!

The vaccine is turning you into a gay tranny robot!  George Soros!  Bill Gates!  They're controlling vaccinated people to do gay jew stuff!  Stay awayyyyyyy....

(The comments on that deranged bagger site are so gloriously unhinged.  It's fucking sublime.  Keep on bagging, baggers, you dumb motherfuckers.)

Thursday, August 5, 2021

The Best Possible News From Texas Regarding Bagger Asshole Scott Apley

He ded.  The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic coronavirus has done us all a yuge favor.  Thanks, Trump!

Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Obama Was An Execrable President And A Mass-Murdering War Criminal And Continues To Be A Vile Human Being: The Not Very Smart Brothers At The Root Need To Get His Dick Out Of Their Mouths

If you are as fucking screamingly dumb as Stephen A. Crockett Jr. and think Obama was "the best president ever" or he is your "forever president", well, you are one sick disgusting motherfucker.

And a not very smart brother.

Obama was awful as the POTUS and has continued to be a nasty piece of shit out of office.  Anyone who can't see that is a fucking demented asshole.

"Black Excellence" indeed.

The Offspring Aren't Putting Up With An Anti-Vax Drummer

Heh, indeedy.  I guess Mr. PhD wasn't gonna waste his time listening to some right-wing horseshit from a fucking drummer!

Not Breaking News: Chris "Fredo' Cuomo Is A Bigger Idiot Than His Sex Pest Governor And Kennedy-Washout Brother

Jesus christ, this is a family of dunces.  Chris Curomo has done a fabulous job so far, and I'm sure he'll advise his brother all the way into prison before he's done.

Has CNN fired his Fredo ass yet?

The Last Thing Any Kind Decent Sane American Needs Is A Couple Of Racist Reactionary Men Having Any Fucking Thing To Say About Abortion: Ryan T. Anderson And Robert P. George

Fuck you.  And Fuck you, too.  These blithering dipshits will never have anything useful to say about abortion.  No doubt they are fatuous incels in the spirit of Ben Shapiro, never having encountered a wet vagina in their entire sad needle-dicked lives.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

Andrew Cuomo Has Been A Corrupt, Reactionary, Hard-Right Neolib Greaseball His Entire Life

Why the fuck didn't AG James indict the motherfucker?  Is she hoping he will resign so she won't be seen as an abject failure?  Is she waiting for a tidal wave of lawsuits to wash his sorry ass out to sea?  This is bullshit.  Cuomo is fucking scumbag who never should have been elected to anything anywhere.  Even the fucking Kennedys couldn't stand him for christ's sake. 

Has CNN fired his fucking brother yet?

Monday, August 2, 2021

Canada Didn't Have Any Vaccine In May, But Now They Have A Higher Percentage Vaccinated Than The US

The fucking Canucks can't even make a fucking vaccine in their stupid country, but they fave surpassed the US vaccination effort in less than three months.  Jesus.

Sunday, August 1, 2021

Thank Fuckin' Christ For Florida

We still have hope that the coronavirus will turn into a mass bagger killer, and Florida is the reason why.  Florida is chock fucking full of unvaccinated bagger retards, and those assholes are fixin' to start dying by the fuckload.  Beautiful.  Thanks, Trump.

Eviction Moratorium: Rapey Uncle Joe Promised Nothing Would Change Except For The Worse

That senile racist piece of shit could have stopped it, but instead Rapey Uncle Joe let the eviction moratorium expire.  Now plenty of people are going to be fucked, but Rapey Uncle Joe doesn't give a shit.

The Dems are gonna get destroyed in the midterms next year.  Even AOC knows it.  It's gonna be a bloodbath, and it's what most Dems want.  Fuck the people.  Stupid smelly poor people.  Get a job.

Lil' Jimmy Surowiecki Is Always And Forever A Fatuous Manlet Nitwit And Shitlib Pissboy

The Pride of Choate!  Well, him and all those teachers who liked to molest and rape the students.  And thet greasy kid from Meriden who tried to carry the coke in for the rich kids, also, too.  He's an Entertainment Tonight superfan as well.  Anywho, Surowiecki never had an original thought in his empty little head and is a fucking dope who not only guzzles the piss, he fucking wallows in it with orgiastic glee.