Sunday, October 31, 2021

FBI Director Wray Should Have Been Fired 1 Minute After Rapey Uncle Joe Was Inaugurated

Every Trump appointee and every other Republican should have been removed from office immediately.  No excuse, except for the fact that Dems and the GOP are the same fucking party.  But even a demented old racist bastard like Rapey Uncle Joe should have had enough sense to FIRE TRUMP'S FBI DIRECTOR.

Jesus.

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Those Corrupt And Senile Old Fools Pelosi, Hoyer, And Clyburn Got Cucked By Ron Klain And Pramila Jayapal

Jesus fucking christ, that's humiliating.  POTUS Ron Klain decided Rapey Uncle Joe wasn't gonna do what Pelosi and idiot minions thought he was gonna do, so they looked even more helpless than usual.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

QTard Pedo Sparks Bagger On Bagger Violence At The Free RePubic

So sad.

If baggers can't be QTards in peace, who can be.

Trust the plan.

The storm is coming.

Any day now.

It won't be long.

Really.

Trust Trump.

Thanks, Obama.

Friday, October 29, 2021

Elizabeth Holmes: American Hero

Scamming the grotesque DeVos family has gotta be worth somethin'.  A statue, maybe.  A suspended sentence.  A cupcake.  If any buncha evil bastards ever deserved to be fleeced of every last cent, ti's the fucking Amway cocksuckers the DeVos family.  Homes is an American hero.  Thanks, Trump.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Pro Tip: Rapey Uncle Joe Was Always Gonna Suck Huge Moose Cock

And be a vile right-wing piece of shit.  Biden was never intended to actually do anything.  He was there to make sure that the ecosystem of corruption in DC was not endangered in any possible way.

All this Build Back Better nonsense is performative bullshit.

Through The Grace Of The Gods, We Pray That The Bagger Remover Will Have A Bountiful Winter In Idaho

So say we all.

And jesus, too.

The bagger remover works better when the baggers submit to ignorance, insanity, and paranoia.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Trump.

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Oh, Christ, Jimmy Dore Had Michael Tracey On HIs Show--Talk About Scraping The Bottom

Michael Tracey?  Christ, have some standards.  

You might as well drag out Freddie deBoer.

Who's next, John Cole from Balloon Juice, the Welfare Academia creeps from Lawyers, Guns Y Money, Ragnarock Lobster, Bill Mitchell?  

Nothing will make me watch Sam Seder again, but jesus frakking christ, Dore needs to smarten up just a bit.  Start with no conservatives.  Next no fatuous halfwits like Michael Tracey.

Easy.

Florida Continues To Be The Yugest Coronavirus Failure In The USA

Baggers are so pathetic when they try to claim victory after tens of thousands of murders at the hands of DeSantis and his gang of teabagging nitwits.

California did it right and kept the people of California from dying in all the ways Florida did not.  Now California will benefit from less than total bagger inanity while Florida wallows in DeSantis' rancid incompetence.  DeSantis managed to prove that Newsom was not the worst governor in the country.

The bagger remover has had so much success in Florida because Florida is run by utter fucking bagger morons.  Jesus put DeSantis in office to help kill off the vile racist conservatives in the dumbest state in the nation.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Tom Pigcuck Had Tendonitis Last Season

That's no fun.  Tendonitis sucks.  Makes the training and racing absolute torture.  And when it's your job you can't back off for long.  Must be pretty tough for a Limey.  I'm sure he had the bestest pharmaceutical assistance the UK could scrape up, too.

No, Really, Nathan J. Robinson Is One Odd Mofo

His magazine continues, but Robinson has surpassed Grant Petersen of Rivendell as one of our most genuinely strange people, atmo.  That's life in the big city, I guess. 

The New York Times Loves Promoting The Worst Violent Lunatic Baggers

Josephine Valdez is not some rando dipshit teacher's aide in New York; she's a yuge Trumptard lunatic who is an anti-vax and anti-mask activist, but somehow the paper never gets around to disclosing that factoird.  Weird.  Thanks, Obama.

Neo-Nazis, Racists, Bigots, Conservatives, TERFS Are All The Same People On The Same Side

The wrong side.  The baddies.  The racists, bigots, transphobes, bullies always need a target, an other, upon whom they can focus their attacks and create fear of that other in the society.  It's an old fucking game, and the TERFs don't have any new tricks.  Just the same old hate.

Limeys are fucking vile.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Ohio Baggers Get Their Vaccine Questions Answered By Actual Doctors

Will they listen?

Of course not.

Baggers are being removed by the bagger remover because they are literally too stupid to live.

Thanks, Trump.

Sunday, October 24, 2021

Florida Has Become A Wasteland Of Suffering, Death, And Hilarious Bagger Incompetence--PRAISE BE!

Ron DeSantis managed to go from an incompetent and unqualified teabagging shithead to a mass-murdering shithead without even trying.  Brilliant.  The bagger remover requires the cooperation of screaming bagger morons to do the lords' work.  Thanks, Trump.

Every bagger removed by the brave beautiful patriotic bagger remover is one less Republican voter, and that makes America greater again.

Dems Are Scumbags, So Never Vote For Dems--India Walton Seems Good, Tho

How many times do Americans need to be taught what Ralph Nader tried to teach them.  India Waldon seems okay, but the Dems in general are fucking right-wing scum, so don't vote for any Dems except in very particular cases.

The party of the Rapey Uncle Joe, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton is a party of vile neolib racist cocksuckers.

The Fukkin' Sox Lost At Least

The Astros are shit, but they ain't Boston.  The Red Sox losing is probably the only thing making America greater again, atmo.

So, The Coronavirus Vaccines Are Miracles Of Science, Have Essentially Eliminated Deaths, Prevent Infection, And Slow The Spread, But Baggers Are Too Dumb To Believe It

Praise be!

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers get the fucking shots and don't die.

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers stop getting sick.

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers stop spreading the disease to other baggers.

The bagger remover requires baggers to continue to be titanic vile assholes who are literally too stupid to live. 

The real miracle of science is the bagger remover killing dumb fucks because they wanna own the libs.

Brilliant.

Thanks, Trump.

Chapo Has Issues For Sure, But Tedious Shitlibs Like El Yurman Are Beyond Worthless In Every Regard

Being to too stupid to understand what Liz The Snake Warren did in 2020 to prop up the status quo or pretending to not understand what that treacherous lying bitch did puts you squarely on the side of Obama and Clinton and Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest of the racist neolib scum.  Pretending Sanders online support was anywhere near as toxic as the KHive and the rest of the establishment shitbirds is beyond parody.  Yurman sucks WAY harder than the Chapo guys ever could.  Conservatism is a mental defect, and Yurman is rock-ribbed Dem establishment conservative.

Thursday, October 21, 2021

Rapey Uncle Joe's Only Political Victory Has Been Burying The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris In A Hole So Deep Nobody Can Find Her

President Ron Klain has done a marvelous job icing out Kamala Harris, the KHive Slut Queen.  Other than that, Klain has sucked major ass.  But even senile old Rapey Uncle Joe can see that Harris is less likeable than even Hillary Clinton, so keeping her far away from everything is a solid plan.

Thank Christ Boris Johnson Is As Comically Incompetent As Donald Trump So That The Bagger Remover Can Also Be The Limey Remover

Praise be!

The lesson here, which neither baggers nor Rapey Uncle Joe will learn, is that if you give up on mitigation efforts and simply declare the rona over, well, you get fucked.

The Limeys have done exactly that.  And Rapey Uncle Joe tried it in the spring.

The other lesson is that natural immunity is bullshit with this virus.  Limeys are catching it over and over, everyone else is catching it over and over, so that horseshit about natural immunity being better can ignored now.P

Pray hard for the bagger remover to remove Limeys too.

Hispandex Catholics In Texas Figured Out The Vaccine Thing, But Baggers Are Way Fucking Dumber, Apparently--Praise Be!

Assuming these priests are not diddling little boys, well, then, good job, padres.  Saving lives is a the lords' real work, and these folks managed to figger that shit out.

Free RePubic Baggars Are Mostly Stupid And BORING--Bring Back The Redboards For Some Real Screaming Conservative Insanity And Hate

These Free RePubic fuckers are fucking lame.  We need a vibrant community of Redboards to really keep the unmoderated conservative ignorance, insanity, and hatred alive for our amusement.  Thanks, Obama.

Good News From Dennis Prager, But Jesus Needs To Make It THE BEST News

This news can get so much better.

Jesus fucking christ and the beautiful brave exceptional American bagger remover need to remove that fucking bagger.  Prase be.

Ted Cruz Is Dumber Than Even The Average Texas Bagger

Jesus christ, even Texas should be embarrassed by Ted Cruz.  When a fucking Bogan can make you look like a fucking asshole without even bothering to put down even one of his beers, you know you're dumber than dog shit.  And that simp Beto O'Rourke couldn't beat him in an election.  Holy shit, Dems are fucking pathetic losers.

A Good Day In Washington: The 1312 Project Marches On!

Bye bye asshole.  Baggers are fucking dumber than dog shit, and cops are the worst baggers out there, so these are the good days watching these dumb bastards quit.  Few cops means more freedom.

Vile War Criminal Colin Powell Ded: Creepy Uncle Tom Who Tommed From My Lai To Iraq

Woulda been better if he died 80 years ago.  Powell got his start as one of the grossest Toms ever helping to cover up the My Lai massacre.  And then there was the UN.  Fuck him.  He was evil and we all should be glad he's dead.

Anti-Vax And Anti-Mask Lies Are Bowel Movement Conservatism At Work

The conservatives are lying again, and anyone dumb enough to believe it deserves everything they get.  Fools like Jimmy Dore and the Convo Couchers and all the rest who consider themselves to be on the left or of the Left yet promulgate this insanity should be so much more than ashamed of themselves. 

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Imagine The Demented Bagger Fucktard Parents Unhinged Enough To Pay For Centner Acadmey

This shit is bugfuck insane even by Florida Man standards.  Baggers are so fucking dumb, but thanks to the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover, Florida is losing vile racist baggers every day.  Praise be.

Racist Teabaggers Are Racist

Stupid AND racist.  The Free RePubic is a bagger cesspool; those baggers are the GOP.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

You Should Not Need Reminding That Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Useless Neolib Piece Of Shit

Rapey Uncle Joe sucks ass.  Of course he exercise power, but he doesn't want to because all his priorities are being supported.  Biden is a senile old racist piece of shit.  And Manchin, Sinema, and Coons are all on HIS side.

Lunatic Fundie Asshole Rob Skiba Has Been Removed By The Bagger Remover

Bye, dickhead.

He ded.  Flat Earther, fundamentalist christian preacher, anti-vax.  This fucker one the crazy bastard jackpot.  The perfect bagger.  Ded.  Praise be.

Friday, October 15, 2021

Not Breaking News: The Bowel Movement Conservatives Were Lying About That Harvard Vaccination Study

Not at all shocking.  The anti-vax and anti-mask movements were racist reactionary bowel movement conservative operations all along.

The paper itself is probably useless, too, in addressing whether higher vaccination rates lower infection rates since the data were all jumbled and inconsistent.  The paper was just a review of other data, so it's certainly not definitive, but that did not stop the conservatives from lying about it anyway.

Sorry Jimmy Dore stans.  You were duped again.

This Dune Thing Is Bagger Or Even Libertarian Levels Of Dumb

Jesus christ, are editors no longer a thing?  Dune is what it is, but suggesting a filmmaker make a movie they want to be a faithful adaptation of a book but say they need to completely change everything is some kinda stupid shit I would expect to hear from Bret Weinstein or whoever.  

The Trump Piss Tape Was Always Real

Trump keeps telling everyone, but nobody wants to believe it.  But of course it's real.  Trump's been a pissboy all his life.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

According To The Unhinged Baggers, Trump, The Lardy Moist Orange Man With The Comically Misshapen Undersized Dick, Is A Tough, Battle Hardened MMA Combatant

The fundamental law of the universe: baggatron cocksuckers are dumber than dog shit.

Imagine being so demented that you honestly believed Trump was some sort of strong, masculine tough guy and not the weak old fat wet orange boy he's always been.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Florida Is A Bagger Shithole, But Now With Fewer And Fewer Baggers Every Day

Including children.  Brilliant.

Florida should be ashamed to exist in this condition, but Florida Man is not big on learnin' or thinkin' or healthy or hygiene, so if you have a functioning brain, stay the fuck outa Florida. 

But even though they were only baggers, Ron DeSantis should be executed for mass murder regardless.

Do Any Of The "Left" "Independent" "Media" Folks See That By Falling For The Right-Wing Anti-Vax Distraction, They've Been Missing The True Threats?

I'm not sure.  It would be nice to see these assholes get with the program and stop supporting the reactionary anti-vaccine and anti-mask movement.  Dore and his ilk like Fiorella Isabel and the rest of the Convo Coucher morons are gonna have a fuck ton to answer for.

All this nasty reactionary neolib shit has been going down while they've been screaming about horse paste and tonic water.

Christ.

Black Folks, Get The Rona Shot (Baggers, Don't Get The Shot)

Everyone in the world wants all of our brothers and sisters to get vaccinated, black, brown, it does not matter.

But not baggers.

Baggers should not get the shots.  They're full of poison.  They will turn you black.  They have microchips in them.  The have 5G receivers in them.  They will turn you into a gay tranny Soros jew.  Run away!

What's With All These Limeys Being Vile TERFs

Limeys are fucking gross, but this transphobic insanity is disgusting even for those sorry bastards.  Limeys are horrible, but TERFs manage to be even more vile.

Jon Gruden, What An Asshole

Stupid racist asshole is stupid.  Probably time to shut down the NFL in the interest of health and basic decency. 

Free RePubic Baggers Are Just Miserable Stupid Bastards

Those dumbfuck baggers on the Free RePubic definitely are all on the dole in some way or another, but they're such racist little pricks that they would hate for some dark kid to get a sandwich.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Just Awful News About Allen West

Out of the hospital.  Nobody wanted  that.  Fuck you jesus.

Monday, October 11, 2021

When Even Idiots Like Ryan Cooper Figure Out You Fucked Up, You're Fucked

Rapey Uncle Joe ain't much of a leader.  Of course, he's a senile racist reactionary shithead, so there was never any hope, but christ he sucks at the president game.

So, Your Chinese Plastic Bike From The Fine People At Pon Holdings Is Going To Get Even More Expensive Next Year

Progerss marches on. Capitalism is killing biking, too. Not just music.  Shareholder value is a parasitic disease.  Bring on the ivermectin.

Sunday, October 10, 2021

Not Breaking News: Eric Clapton Is A Nasty Old Tory

Cream was like a hundred fucking years ago, so Clapton can pretty easliy fuck right the fuck off without bothering anybody important.  There's lots of reactionary fucking assholes in the world.

There's No Justice Or Freedom In The USA

And if you don't understand that simple, obvious truth, you're a fucking dope.  No, you're so much worse: you're a fucking vile racist reactionary shithead.  Conservatives don't give a fuck about children.  And neither does anyone else.  Poverty, racism, inequality, capitalism have been killing our society every fucking day and most people don't care or even notice.

Attn. All Brave Beautiful Exceptional American Patriot Baggers: Only Trust Medical Advice From Other Baggers, Preferably Chiropractors Before Anyone Else

Lots of bagger doctors are actually fully vaccinated, so how much can you really trust 'em?  Like that soft little faggot Tucker Carlson with all his vaccinations, all those vaccinated doctors can't be telling you the REAL truth, so it's probably best to go with an unvacunnated radio guy or chiropractor for your medical advice.  Praise be.

Let Us Pray: Baggers, Never Stop Taking The Horse Paste And Tonic Water In Place Of Safe, Effective Vaccines

So say we all.

SO SAY WE ALL!

Through the love of jesus fukking christ almighty we pray that the vile racist teabagging cocksuckers on the Free RePubic and everywhere else never get vaccinated against the rona or any other disease and instead keep choking down the horse paste and tonic water till every last bagger is ded.

SO SAY WE ALL!

Real Good News From Allen West, But It Can Get So Much Better

West is taking' the horse paste and tonic water, so we can pray to jesus fucking christ, that we get some much better news concerning West's health very soon.  Praise be.

Tesla Is A Grift To Take Money From Idiots, So Perfect For Texas

Tesla, a 'green' company.  Jesus fucking christ, that's so dumb.  Telsa, like the COVID vaccine and commercial nuclear power,, is an intelligence test to illuminate fucking imbeciles.  If not for screaming fucktards, both Tesla and Texas--and the fucking New York Times--would be out of business.

Friday, October 8, 2021

Free RePubic Baggers Are Small, Fragile Losers

Save the baggers from the scary scary vaginas.  Jesus christ conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The 1312 Project: The Cops Are A Gang Of Thugs

Abolish the police.  Fuck 'em all.  ACAB. 

Let every single one of those greasy cocksuckers quit and forfeit their pensions.

The 1312 Project.

Piles Of Dead Baggers Are The Only Things Making America Greater Again

Cheer every dead bagger.

Praise jesus and the bagger remover for loving us so fucking much.

Speak very ill of the ded.

Smile.

Some baggers died today.

Having COVID Doesn't Make You Immune, Dummies--Get The Frakkin' Shot

Natural immunity is not 27 times better.

Or 10 times better than vaccines.

Get the shot, you fucking retards.

Stop listening to right wing whackjobs and liars like Bret Weinstien and Robert Malone and Jimmy Dore's doctor from Grenada.

Christ.

Unexpected Tinker Juarez News

I guess any Tinker Juarez news was unexpected.  But, Cannondale has been a pretty shitty company for a long fucking time, so he's lucky he held on as long as he did.  When was that motorcycle thing?  That was the end of Cannondale in more ways than one.  It ain't the days of Super-Vs with Marzocchi Bombers on the front any more.

Fatuous Reactionary Tool Rick Newman Is Too Stupid To Lie, So This Garbage Is Nothing More Than A Happy Pissboy At Work

Rick Newman is a vile right-wing cocksucker, but he's not exactly a vibrant intellect, so when he comes out with shit like this, well, you know he's just pouring his pissbucket down his throat as instructed.   Newman will always stand by and protect the status quo and guzzle the rancid conservative piss.

Fukkin' Yankees

Broke the only rule: didn't finish ahead of the fucking Sox.  Shame.

My Bet: This Entire College Confidential Thread Is Bullshit

Specifically, the OP is lying.  His kid was a fucking nightmare dummy just like his father, so UMass ran away screaming.

Also, the guy who said he could have gotten his kid into UMass CS with a phone call is lying too.  Also bullshit that his kid picked the MORE EXPENSIVE UVM over Cornell.  Or Colby.  Just fucking made up.

That, and a fuck ton of responses supporting the OP were sockpuppets.  Twits suck balls.

Fatuous Neocon Nitwit Bill Kristol Gets Brutally Violated By Libertarian Scott Horton

You really do love to see it.  Conservative on conservative violence is the best kind of violence.  Skullfucking neocons is probably the only righteous mission any libertarian can have, so kudos to Scott Horton for being the best libertarian boy he can be.  Caitlin Johnstone enjoys the festivities.

The Unhinged Baggers Will Never Give Up On The Horse Paste Scam--Thank Chirst!

The idiots are citing a debunked meta analysis from LAST JANUARY.  Fucking brilliant.  But these demented cocksuckers will never give up on this horse paste lie until the maximum number of the dumb screaming fucks are dead.  Praise be!

Those NYPD Boys Have Had A Bad Day

Sad.  Corrupt cops versus the Feds.  No good side there, but it would be nice to see the cop0s in NY get skullfucked by their buddies at the Justice Department.

Alaska Has Embraced The Bagger Remover As Only A True Bagger Shithole Can

Praise be.  Dead baggers is the business and business is good.  Bagger remover removes baggers.

The Police Are A Violent, Racist Cancer In Any Free, Peaceful Society

All. Cops. Are. Bastards.  Add in a greasy racist cocksucker like Giuliani and you get a mob that should have been mowed down with machinegun fire.

The 1312 Project.

Sunday, October 3, 2021

Sonny Crockett Wins The Paris-Roubaix

Big win for Colbrelli.  Almost an astounding season for Van Der Poel.  Hilariously dismal conditions, so a big win for October, too.

Portugal Figured Out How To Tame The Coronavirus, But Baggers Are Too Stupid To Do The Same

Fucking Portugal.  Jesus.  They needed a giant submarine guy to do it, but they did it, and the giant submarine guy is stepping away.  Portugal.  But no the USA.  Nope.  And Portugal did it all in less than nine months.  Baggers are killing us.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

Shabby, Melancholic Pissboy Rick Newman Wants To Remind You That He Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

How does Rick Newman always come out on the side of the hard-right neolibearl establishment--without fail, every single time?  Weird.  It's almost as if he was hired to drool out worthless reactionary propaganda BECAUSE he's an empty-headed stooge who loves his pissboy job as much as anyone ever has.

When he calls Bernie Sanders' brand of anodyne centrist politics progressive or pretends it's a product of the far left, and tells himself that the American people support Joe Manchin's positions--jell, most people in WEST VIRGINIA don't support Manchin's positions on this shit--and hate so-called big government, well, you can be sure Newman is drowning in rancid nolib establishment piss with a beatific smile on his face.

Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Weaker President Than Trump

Nobody gives a shit about what either of them wanted.  Whatever the opposite of leadership is, that's them.  Trump was a hopelessly stupid manbaby, and Rapey Uncle Joe is a doddering old senile conservative asswipe.

Wyoming Is Heaven For The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover

Wyoming is a teabagging shithole, so lots of the baggers are dying of the rona.

Praise be.

This story has one of the best ever lines in modern American journalism regarding the six people on the smoke break not getting vaccinated because they didn't know what was in the vaccine.  Genius.  That writer should win the Pulitzer every fucking year for the next century on just that sentence.

Friday, October 1, 2021

Some Fantastic News From Jesup, Georgia!

bagger down!  BAGGER DOWN!  The bagger remover is working well with the 1312 Project.  Praise be!

Great News About Brett Kavanaugh, But It Can Get So Much Better

We pray to jesus that this piece of shit reactionary cocksucker gets exactly what he deserves from the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.  Praise be.

Florida Is The Biggest Shithole In The World--Praise Be!

Thank christ that the baggers in Florida are willing to be murdered by that psycho retard Ron DeSantis.  This is the best news ever out of Florida.  Bye, baggers.