Little Dutch Boy Bagger Geert Vanden Bossche Doesn't Understand How Vaccines Or Viruses Work

But the Free RePubic baggers believe it because it's dumber than dog shit.

The Dutch boy is as wrong as wrong can be about how vaccines and immune systems work, but baggers are too stupid to understand that.

The blessed holy bagger remover will not be stopped.

Thanks the gods.

The 1312 Project: Border Patrol Edition

All.

Cops.

Are.

Bastards.

The Border Patrol are probably the worst of the bastards.

Time to to abolish the Boarder Patrol.

The 1312 Project.

How Is Hayes Still In The Bike Business?

Hayes, Manitou, Reynolds.  Apparently all of this shit is still being sold in the bicycle buisness in the USA.

Who knew?

Fucked up.

Everyone Better Hope People Like Patrick Cockburn Are Right

Cuz if they missed something, well, Putin might be fixin' to uncork a nasty surprise.

That would be bad.

For everyone.

Europe needs Russia, and the lasting strategy going forward should be the integration of Russia into Europe in order to create a bloc large enough and powerful enough to face off against the US on one side and China on the other.

Europe needs a Europe with Russia as part of a tri-polar world.

Otherise, it's BRICS+, and Europe ain't gonna like that.

The New York Times And The Rest Of The Media Establishment Spent Two Years Telling Us That Ron DeSantis Won The Coronavirus Over And Over

What the fuck happened?

Florida is a shithole of COVID death and suffering.

DeSantis is a bagger mass murderer.

Who fucking knew?

At least it's all good news.

Thank christ for the beautiful brave American bagger remover.

At Least There's Good News From Bolivia And Jeanine Anez

Heh, indeedy.

I love it when the CIA cuts its useful idiots loose to suffer and face justice.

Thanks, Obama.

Lara Logan Solves Evolution

Nice.

Another very stable genius.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

In These Dark Times, We Can Thank Jeebus For Making Nebraska For Us To Laugh At

Jesus.

Furries.  Littrtboxes.

Gods damn.

Nebraska is home to many very stable geniuses.

Heh, indeedy.

Jesus Frakking Crispy, Abigail Cartus And Justin Feldman Delivered A Beautifully Brutal Fisking Of The Execrable Reactionary Nitwit Emily Oster

Protean Magazine.

Right-wing simpleton Oster was a big part of the United States' failed COVID response.

Trump was fucking awful, and Rapey Uncle Joe has been worse, thanks in large part to reactionary asswipes like Emily Oser providing cover for the conservative Dem/GOP political establishment in Washington to abandon proper public health measures required to stop the virus from killing a million fucking people in this country in favor of the desires of the American Oligarchy.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Mitch McConnell And Every Dem Are Part Of The Same Conservative Political Establishment

There's only one party in the USA, and the Dems and the GOP are it.

McConnell sucks as is a racist piece of shit, but Schumer plays for the same team.

A vote for the Dems is a vote for McConnell's party.

Can Jagmeet Singh Actually Get Some Shit Done For Canadians By Propping Up The Execrable Justin Trudeau?

I guess we'll see, but I don't have much hope.

Singh has not gotten it done for Canada and the NDP so far, after bursting forth a purported political force in Canada.

But if they can accomplish some healthcare and climate goals, well, okay, for now.

The conservatives in Canada fucking hate the agreement, so that's a yuge bonus.

Conservatism Is A Mental Defect: Damon Linker Is A Perfect Example

Damon Linker

Stupid fuck doesn't know what public health is.

Doesn't know how vaccines work.

Is dumber than dog shit.

Sucks major moose cock. 

Conservatives are blight on society.

Religious zealots are even worse. 

Fuck baggers in their skull holes.

Herschel Walker Is Gonna Fit Right In As A Leading Intellectual In The United States Senate

The man is a very stable genius.

Herschel Walker will immediately become one of the mist intelligent Republicans elected to any office in the US.

Thanks, Trump.

Execrable Neocon Madeleine Albright Died 84 Years Too Late

Too bad hell isn't real, cuz that vile bitch deserves spiky demon cocks skull-fucking her for eternity. 

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Apparently, Dr. Jimmy Dore And Dr. Rapey Uncle Joe Have Been Wrong About The Coronavirus All Along

Who knew?

I heard it was over.  The rona was over.  And mild.  Dr. Jimmy Dore keeps saying mild.  And that's bullshit.

Not over and not mild.  That's fucked up.

And the vaccines are safe and effective.  Dr. Jimmy Dore said the vaccines were deadly poison, ineffective, and that's not true, either!

I'm startin' to think that conservatism is a mental defect or somethin'.

Inflation Is Pretty Much Class War At This Point

And at most points.

Inflation was not caused by giving money to poor people; Baker is right. 

But that won't stop the Dems and GOP from using inflation as a weapon of convenience against the working class and the poor.

Emily Oster, Reactionary Liar, Will C U Next Tuesday

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Economists are generally dumber than dog shit, and full of shit about everything.

Harvard Economist makes everything worse.

Oster is a fucking lying right-wing cunt, wrong about everything, a child of obscene privilege who has failed herself up and up and up.

America is a failed state.

Hairy Potter Joanne Sucks Major Ass

What a piece of shit.

And those books are awful too.  All you dipshits should feel bad about liking them.

What's Gonna Make Specialized An Even Shittier Company

That'll do.

Can't wait for all these bike companies to be bankrupted by the electric motorcycle trend.

It's what they deserve.

Hey, Fortune, What's The Most Important, Vital, Even, Component Of This Story?

Spoiler alert: if this story was from South Carolina, it would be about a kid making $38,000 next year.

Could it be THE UNION?

So, if you want these fuckwits to make good money, they should be part of a trade union.

That's probably the true focus of the story, Fortune.

So, you're all big supporters of unions at Yahoo Finance, now, right?

Assholes.

The Dems Are A Conservative Party And An Ally To The GOP In Every Meaningful Way

Two sides of the same conservative coin.

There's no left party in the US.

There's no center party in the US.

One hard-right party in the Dems and a racist reactionary fascist party in the Republicans.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Welcome To The Era Of $1000 Proprietary 'Aero' Dropper Posts On Road Bikes...

Are you feeling dumber yet?

Colnagos will need one post, Orbeas another, and Giants at third.

Every brand will be require a different shape and length.

Brilliant.

Each will cost a fucking grand and will have the shittiest internal cable routing possible, too.

Perfect to go with your disc brakes and wide, soft, slow tubeless tires.

Asshole.

The Reason Baggers Catch Coronavirus More Than Smart People Is Not Simply Vaccines

It's the blessed holy bagger remover.

It's jesus killing dumb motherfuckers for our amusement.

It's the scum of t Earth struggling for breath.  It's wonderful.

The beautiful brave bagger remover is what America is all about.

Certain Girls

Philip Chevron wrote good songs.

Shane MacGowan was the face of the band, but they were a hell of abnad...

Free RePubic Baggers Can't Help Being Haters, Racists, And Creeps

Sad.

Shabby bigots and homophobes and haters of all stripes.  Those are your American baggers.  Free RePubic is their baggy home.

The COVID Response Has Been A Failure From The Beginning And Continues As A Failure Today

Of course we are not ready for the next wave.

There is no leadership in the US.

Trump was abysmal and Rapey Uncle Joe is worse.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

And the exceptional American beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never be stopped.

Teen Vogue? Sure! New York Times? Nah...

Teen Vogue gets it, atmo.

Trust Teen Vogue way before the NYT or WP.

Lia Thomas Was Not Exactly An Unstoppable Force In The 500, So Nancy Hogshead And The Rest Of The Shabby TERF Bigots Can Shut The Fuck Up

She won.

Cool.

But Thomas won by less than two seconds and was off Ledecky's record by NINE SECONDS, so all the motherfucking TERFs can fuck right the fuck off forever now.

COVID Coming Back In The USA? 'Grave Concern'? Who Knew?

Who coulda node?

There was no way to anticipate this.

Insufficient vaccination rates, no mitigation plan, no masks, no nothing, and now the rona is on the way back.

If only we could have foreseen...

War Has Always Been Good For Business

So everybody in the war business will be on the war side.

So what's a little nuclear exchange between friends.

Maybe that CIA coup in Ukraine in 2014 was not such a good idea...

Christ, Emma Vigeland Is The Worst Atmo

Even the biggest Seder simp or MR fan has to be sickened by the execrable Emma Vigeland.

And that shit was rough when he still had Brooks and Jamie on there.

I assumed Seder was balling her Kulinski style when he gave her the job.

Just awful.

Healthcare? Then Never, Ever Vote For Dems

The Dems are liars.

If you care about healthcare in the USA, don't vote for Dems.

Rapey Uncle Joe, Obama, Clinton, Newsom, they're all liars.

Sanctions Are Acts Of War, In Afghanistan And Everywhere Else

Including Russia.

Sanctions are just as deadly as infantry, and it would be fucking wonderful if the American people would understand that.

The people in Cuba certainly do...

Standin' With The Nazis

Shiny shiny boots.

Nice that this story finally comes out two fucking weeks later.

Jesus fucking christ.

Virginia Always Was North Mississippi, A Bagger Shithole

Excellent job, Virginia voters.

Now everyone in the world knows the truth about your disgusting racist bagger jamboree.

Your Brain Genius West Point Hopheads Make The Papers

Be careful, assholes.

Don't buy your spring break coke from the lowest bidder.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Time To Terminate Home Rule In Kentucky, Too

Americans cannot be forced to live like this.

Baggerism is a cancer that starts in the asshole and spreads to the skull.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Complete Reconstruction in Kentucky.

Jimmy Dore Does Not Know What The Word Vindicated Means

It's funny that he's so dumb he can't even read this op-ed properly and misses the fact that it completely repudiates his idiots his reactionary idiot anti-vax worldview. 

All Those Comfortable White LGBTQ Dems Are About To Wish They Had Backed Anodyne Centrists Like Bernie Or Ralph Nader WHO WEREN'T FUCKING CONSERVATIVE BIGOTS AT HEART

Instead of the gutless, bigoted, rock-ribbed reactionary neolib assholes in the Dem establishment.

Heh, indeedy.

Blowback, what a bitch.

Remember when Obama was not a supporter of marriage equality?

Whoopsie.

Now the gays have no real allies in politics at any level who are willing to stand up and oppose the reactionaries and bigots as the ascendant bagger hegemony comes for their asses.

Sad.

Thanks, Bernie.

Of Course The Vile Upper-Class Twits On College Confidential 'Stand With Ukraine'

Just fucking gross.

I stand with Palestine.  And Yemen.  And Iraq.  An Afghanistan.  And Syria.  And Libya.  And...

Sterilize the twits.

Why Are All The Bad Guys, Putin, US, EU, NATO, China, Getting Everything They Want In Ukraine?

Weird.

The people getting killed in Ukraine are not enjoying this.  And the Russian people will suffer.  But all the bad guys, who are also rich and/or powerful guys, are winning this shit.

If only we could sense a pattern here...

Free ReRepubic Baggers Don't Know How Cars, Car Companies, California, Washington DC, Or Laws Work

Jesus christ.

These bagger retards clearly think that car companies make different cars for California than they do for the rest of the country.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Transition Bikes Is Now In The Electric Motorcycle Business

Sad.

Get that money now because in not too too many years, all these bike brands will be gone.

Quality mountain bikes with pedals will be gone.

And the electric offroad motorcyle business we be completely captured by the current 2022 motorcycle brands and companies.

Mountain bikers are not known for their intellect and foresight, and neither are mountain bike brand owners.

That's racing.

It's Long Past Time To Remove The Bagger Government In Florida And Install A Federal Authority

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Florida cannot be allowed to continue humiliate the civilized world with bagger insanity, racism, and bigotry.

Sterilize the bagger cancer now, starting in Florida.

The U.S.'s Response To Coronavirus, Trump Or Rapey Uncle Joe, Could Not Have Been Worse--And Will Never Get Better

Yuge fail, bro.

Trump was awful, and Rapey Uncle Joe has been worse.

Nothing that needed to be done, including mask and vaccine mandates, never happened and now we're fucked.

We needed to vaccinate the world a year ago, and that did not happen.

Thanks, Obama.

Does Roane Carey Think Anyone On The 'Left' In The US Believes Putin Is A 'Leftist'?

Carey is establishment "left" media royalty, and I think he's being way fucking disingenuous here.

Straw man bullshit, form the establishment "left" guy.

Standing with Ukraine is standing with US hegemony.

Plenty of mention of GOP idiots, but no mention of Obama's coup in 2014 us telling.

Also, isn't the nonsense about China putting Muslims  in concentration camps mostly or completely racist propaganda?

Entrey-level establishment media what...

China's Winning The War In Ukraine

And Taiwan is losing.

Even if they don't invade, China is watching how this plays out to improve their Taiwan operation.

Fine-tuning is very helpful in situations like this.

If China is smart, and they are, this Ukraine horseshit should be the all the incentive Brazil, Russia, IIndia, and South Africa need to join BRICS and cut off the US and Europe once and for all.

Every Bagger, Even Sherri Papini, Is A Very Stable Genius

Mexican women are dangerous.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Imagine the VD in that rancid roastie.

Papini is a Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump-level whore.

Sunday, March 6, 2022

Our Coronavirus Vaccines Are Miracles Of Science And Work Amazingly Well, So Thank Christ Baggers Are Too Fucking Stupid To Get The Shots

The blessed holy bagger remover cannot do it alone.

Removing baggers requires baggers to be so fucking stupid, wonderfully stupid, hilariously stupid, so that the baggger remover can kill them all ded.

Inshallah.

Dems Are Just As Dumb As The Most Droolly GOP Bagger

Of you voted for this reactionary old fool Rapey Uncle Joe, you're gettin' exactly what you deserve.

And when the Dems get obliterated in November, all the Dems will be absolutely wallowing in their impotence.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

So is neoliberalism.

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Because So Many Of You Airheads Are So Busy Standing With Ukraine, The Coronavirus Is Over! Right??

Oops.

Maybe not.

But Rapey Uncle Joe cannot handle even one thing at once.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Baggers Give Jeff Crosby Some Great Publicity For His Tour

Baggers hate music.

But baggers make Jeff Crosby famous.

More famous.

Without Crosby even being a bagger.

Thanks, Trump.

Even Yet Still More Things That Certainly Did Not Happen In Ukraine

Failed assassination missions.

"Mobile" defenses stopping Russian military, even as cities fall to the Russians.

Superhero pilots and brave, outnumbered badasses.

Massive Russian casualties, while Ukrainian losses remain minimal.

As always, if you Stand with Ukraine, run, don't walk, to your nearest suicide booth.

Trans Girls Are Not--And Are Not Capable Of--Ruining Girls' High School Sports

Or college.

Thomas O'Donnell is on point here.

All this horseshit about "protecting women and girls" is nothing but shabby bigotry against one othe the last groups the bastards see fit to abuse in pubic.

Can't get on the Blacks or the Jews or the Cattholics or the women or the Mexicans OR THE PLAIN GAYS in polite society anymore cuz so many people will get all bent and call you names.  But Trans people> Fuck yeah!

TERFs are lower than pond scum.

Fuck them.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

The Most Wonderfully Exceptional American Story Ever AND Your New Marvel Supervillain: Preying Mantis

 Fuck Yeah!  This is what America is all about!

This woman is the most American American who ever freedomed.

She freedomed all over that fucking guy.

This story has it all.

And everything in it is making America greater again.

Under his eye.

If You Stand With Ukraine, Make Sure It's In The Middle Of A Busy Street

Inshallah.

Ukraine is another US proxy war, so if you're on the side of the bad guys: suicide booth.

Exact change only.

Joe Manchin's Part Of Your Democratic Party And His Family Made Its Money Owning Coal Mines

Not breaking news.

This is an exceptional American story.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Dems and GOP are all fucking reactionary scum.

If You Are Dumb Enough To Buy A Tesla...

Well, keep it up.

Elon Musk stans are most pathetic asswipes on the planet.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sean Hannity Is A Very Stable Genius

China.

India.

Pakistan.

Israel.

North Korea.

Hannity is right.  We should def give all those fuckers the excuse they need.  Russia ain't the only nuclear player out there that ain't the exceptional USA.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

It's Official: Terrell J. 'Russian' Starr Is The Dumbest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived

Gods fucking damn, this asshole is dumber than dog shit.

Starr is gonna get himself killed, and it will be a gift to comedy, so I guess we should be happy he's such a fucking nitwit.

Rapey Uncle Joe Loves Cops And Rape--Never, Ever Vote For Dems

ACAB.

Never vote for Dems.

It's dime to defund AND abolish the fucking police.

The 1312 Project.

Some Chomsky On Ukraine

Yeah.

This Ukraine shit did not start last week.

Or 2014.

(What a piece of shit Bill Clinton was.)

This Hanford Shooter Situation Sounds Encouraging--Dead Nuclear Storage

Fine, fine.  Just fine.

Now the news is in on it.

Prob def perfectly safe.  No problem at all.  Nothing to see here.  Perfectly safe.

Jesus.

Yahoo!'s Andy Serwer Only Wishes He Could Guzzle Piss Like David Leonhardt

But gods-dammit, he's gonna try.

If being a pissboy doesn't work out, well, Serwer can go back to boot-licker training.

Stand with Ukraine on your knees with a pissbucket in your hand.

Or by laving those filthy, filthy boots.

Thanks, Trump.

David Leonhardt: Jim Hoft Level Dumb

Leonhardt is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree.

He was wrong about the coronavirus.

So wrong.

And he's wrong about this shit too.

Standing with Ukraine is being the dumbest fuck in the uinverse.