To A Man, Free RePubic Baggers Are Pedos And/Or Closet Cases

With baggers, every accusation is a confession.

These creepy, frail cowards are the pedophiles and self-hating closet-cases harming children and themselves.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Some Good News From Kansas For Once

One fucking vote.

Nice job, baggers.  One of you miserable fucks did the right thing.

Thanks, Obama.

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Trump Is SO Close On This: McConnell DID Cost Him The 2020 Election

But not after election day because of some insane stolen election nonsense.

McConnell cost Trump the election in October when McConnell pressured Trump to prioritize his, McConnell's, agenda, namely the SCOTUS, over what should have been Trump's priorities, getting another Trump Bucks check out BEFORE the election.

McConnell surely understood this and clearly wanted Trump out after getting his three SCOTUS nominees seated.

Had McConnell wanted Trump to be reelected, he would have pushed for a $2000 check in order to make Trump a lock for  a second term.

Unfortunately for Trump, Trump was way too fucking stupid to see what McConnell's game was and so he lost like a chump to a senile old racist moron who spent most of the campaign sitting in a shit-filled diaper.

Sad.

Thanks, McConnell.

But Who Believes The Dems Would Ever Oppose GOP Priorities

It ain't gonna happen.

Rapey Uncle Joe and his minions are gonna fuck this up, and it's probably gonna end up worse than it is today.

Politically and for the borrowers.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Let's All Get Ready To Watch Rapey Uncle Joe And President Ron Klain Fuck Up This Student Debt Relief Thing Even More!

 The Democrats!

Debt relief is a sure winner, so the Dems ain't gonna do it.

The GOP hates debt relief, SO THE DEMS SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GONNA DO IT!

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Abortion Carries No Shame

Health care is a personal decision and never anything to be ashamed of.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Healthcare is  a human right.

The blessed holy bagger remover is a wonderful retroactive abortion for racist reactionary assholes.

Praise be.

Masks Work & Here's More Proof, So Don't Trust Dr. Jimmy Dore

Conservatives are liars AND dumber than dog shit.

Masks stop the spread of the coronavirus, and they should be mandated in public.

Vaccines work, too, and should be mandated.

All the reactionary shitstains out there are enemies of freedom.

The NYT Fluffs Insane Reactionary Shitheads Like Christopher Rufo Because They All Work For The Same People

New York Times and Christopher Rufo are on the same team.

And it ain't your ream.

Unless you are a vile syphilitic right-wing bigot and shameless screaming asshole.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

JFC, Free RePubic Baggers Honestly Believe Trump Won The 2020 Election--Conservatism Is A Mental Defect

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

How the fuck do these people wipe their own asses without daily supervised instruction.

Thank christ the blessed holy bagger remover has killed so many of these vile racist cocksuckers.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Depends On The Risible Stupidity Of Americans--Praise Be!

Fatuous retards like Don Kahle are the only thing preventing the deaths of thousands and thousands of baggers.

We are truly beloved of all the fucking gods who are making sure the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never stop removing baggers.

Under his eye.

Madison Is A Girl's Name, So Nobody Should Be Shocked That Madison Cawthorn Loves The Sexy Ladies Undies

Every allegation is a confession.

Republicans are to a man gross fucking perverts and creeps.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Madison Cawthorn is a leading GOP influencer, so...

Gross.

Thanks, Trump.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Has Always Been A Suicide Pact

Praise be.

The bagger remover is not just jesus killing fucking morons; it's also a sublime failure of leadership and basic intelligence from the establishment political class.  Trump was a buffoon and Rapey Uncle oe is worse.  Their people are incompetent dipshits.

Under his eye.

The Electric Moped Industry Is Finally Escalating Its War On The Bicycle Industry

Bout time.

All these bike ships and bike companies are gonna be fucked when there are only electric mopeds.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Also Not Breaking News: Matty Yglesias Is Tim Pool-Level Dumb

Failson's gonna fail.

Trustfund baby gonna be total cringe douchebag.

Also Ezra klein.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If You Care About Public Health, Your Own Health, Science, Sanity And/Or Reason AND You Support The Dems, You Are A Titanic Asshole

Rapey Uncle Joe makes Trump's coronavirus atrocity look like a cartoon show for kids.  This is a fucking disaster, and a disaster we will be living with for decades now.

The time for an ironclad vaccine mandate was in March, by the way.

Anyone with a brain could see that.

Jesus.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Variety's Jem Aswad Has One Of The Best Takes On The Sorry State Of The Coronavirus Response In The USA That I've Seen In The Maintream Media Recently

Excellent.

Don't be an asshole and wear a fucking mask in public is apparently too hard for the American people to accomplish.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Someone needs to inform Aswad that he's now the President.

We need him.

He gets it, atmo.

The Democratic Party Is A Machine Designed And Built To Cede Power To The GOP

It's not a bug.

The secondary function of the Dems is to neutralize any centrist or center-left political progress.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Remember When Brandon Was Going To Send Out Those $2000 Checks The Next Day?

Goin' to hell with Brandon.

Rapey Uncle Joe is a worse president than Trump.  At least Trump had an excuse and was wicked entertaining in his racist insanity and incompetence.  Brandon is just a fucking cocksucker.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The Sublime Beauty Of This Simple Truth: The Bagger Remover Has Always Been A Suicide Pact

Praise be!

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Without baggers so fucking willing to kill themselves with unhinged stupidity, the blessed holy bagger would never have removed so many vile racist baggers.

Thanks, Trump.

Nothin' More Pathetic Than A Dumb Bagger Like Kelly Neidert: Idiot Girl Postin' Her Ls

Sad.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Texas is like a whole other fucking stupid country.

So, It Turns Out The Coronavirus Was Catastrophic

Who knew?

So much death.

So much stupidity and cowardice.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Capitalism is a cancer.

Brian Meyers And Caffeinated Thoughts Are Unhinged Religious Nitwits Who Should Not Be Trusted On Any Topic

Meyers is dumber than dog shit.

Being a bagger and screaming fundie lunatic, he's incapable of understanding how vaccines work, what a pandemic is, or anything related to public health.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If everyone had been vaccinated in the first 120 days, we'd be done with this shit by now.

But no.

Baggers are too stupid and capitalism is too evil.

All Cops Are Terrorists

The 1312 Project.

Cops are a terrorist occupying army.

The cops are your enemy.

ACAB.

Dems About To Get Violated By Rapey Uncle Joe Again

The miserable old racist senile bastard ain't gonna eliminate any debt.

That would help the people he hates: poors, blacks, poor blacks, womens, poor womens, young people, poor young people.

Any a you stupid enough to thank Reapy Uncle Joe gonna help you, well, the nearest suicide booth is your best option.

Exact change and whatnot.

Prob Way Past Time To End Our Proxy War Against Russia Before Somebody Gets Nuked

Why Russia hasn't flattened Ukraine is anyone's guess, but it's coming one way or another, and that's the best case scenario.

The not-best case is Russia decides that the USA is being a bit too obvious with the proxy war, and decides to widen the war by turning Berlin into a glowing glass puddle before really getting rolling.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

How Much Longer Will Decent Americans Allow This Theocratic Bagger Insanity To Continue?

Reconstruction.

This time start by eliminating every white christian and registered Republican.

That will prob be enough.

Abortion is health care.

Never, Ever Vote For Dems, Especially Jayapal

Christ, how stupid do you have to be?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Not Breaking News: Bill Maher's 'Liberalism' And 'Centrism' Are Both Rock-Ribbed, Hard-Right Conservatism

Maher is a reactionary and he always has been.

Neolibs are conservatives.

Maher and Rogan are both pretty far right, and if you cannot see that, well, suicide booth for you.

Exact change only.

We Have Seen The Bagger Remover And It Is Us

Praise be.

If baggers weren't so fucking dumb, there would be a shit ton more of them alive today.

We are truly blessed by jesus.

The Dems Are Gonna Get Obliterated In November And It's Gonna Fucking Rock

But it IS what the Dems want.

After they lose control of Congress for a century, they can fundraise and complain and support the GOP agenda without any accountability.

Genius.

Thanks, Obama.

Matty Yglesias Is Prob Dumber Than Ezra Klein, Ben Shaprio, And Little Jimmy Surowiecki

And that's sayin' somethin'.

Cuz those fatuous asswipes are all dumber than dog shit.

Failing up is what failsons do.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Trump Family's Shameless, Naked Corruption AND Screaming Incompetence Is So Wonderfully Entertaining

Way more fun than the Dems and their litless, shabby failures.

Trump and his idiotic family are so much more fucking entertaining than Rapey Uncle Joe could ever be.

That Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is Coming For Them--Praise Be!

The DC assholes are so gloriously dumb.  We should thank jesus that the brave patriotic bagger is gonna keep removing baggers in DC.

Under his eye.

That Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is Coming For You

Baggers are gonna get ded.

Heh, indeedy.

The blessed holy bagger remover is the only true thing making America greater again.

Friday, April 8, 2022

Your Daily Reminder From Virag AND Jayapal: Never, Ever Vote For Dems

There was NEVER going to "no deal".

Rapey Uncle Joe and Manchin and the rest of the right-wing scum in the Democratic Party were committed to the graft and corruption in the infrastructure bill, so all the reactionary shitheads had to do was bully the center0right "progressives" like Jayapal into submission to achieve their goal of infrastructure WITHOUT the stuff in BBB which they never wanted at all.

If Jayapal and her people had forced them to pass BBB in order to get their payday, well, they woulda done it.

But they never had to because Jayapl and the Dems are fucking worthless.

Trump Handled COVID Better Than Rapey Uncle Joe

Even though Trump was pretty much too stupid to know where he was at any given time of the day.

Trump's biggest advantage was not even knowing who vile imbecilic reactionary assholes like Larry Summers were.

Yuge bonus.

Thanks, Obama.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Dr. Jeff Hersh? Yes! Doctors Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan, Or Robert Malone? No Frakkin' Way!

Jeff Hersh is right about COVID.

He gets it, atmo.

Dore, Rogan, Malone are fucking retards.

Get your shots kids and don't listen to bagger assholes.

The Frakkin' Krauts Can Admit Pandemic Mistakes...

Not so much in the US.

If the fucking Krauts can figure it out an dyou can't, well...

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Thank Christ For Elected Kansas Baggers Hel[o9mg The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Kill Off Vile Assholes In Kansas With Horse Paste And Tonic Water

Conservatism is a mental defect.

And, after the recent study showing ivermectin is useless against the coronavirus, any doctor writing a scrip should immediately lose their license in every state.

Monday, April 4, 2022

Robert Malone Is Demented AND A Yuge Pussy

Yuge loser.

Positively Trumpian.

Robert Malone redefines butthurt bagger asshole for the COVID era.

Sad.

thanks, Joe Rogan.

The NYT sucks ass.

Sunday, April 3, 2022

Mitch Daniels Is Running A Grift At Purdue University

So many questions.

No question Mitch Daniels is a bagger shithead tho.

Questions like:

If the kids mom could pay off his debt, why did he take out this bullshit loan anyway?

How is this legal>

Why isn't Mitch Daniels in jail'>

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Christian Smalls And The World Win One

Good news.

Christian Smalls was a great face for this organizing effort.

Thanks, Jeff Bezos.