The Next Mrs. Donald J. Trump: Sandy Smith

Sandy Smith: now THAT'S a bagger queen.

Yummmmm-EEEEEEE.

If Trump can manage to get his tiny misshapen orange wiener in that, she can be the new First..., uh..., um...Lady?

Lady, really?

Maybe she'll have to settle for being the next Mrs. Herschel Walker.

Sad.

Thanks Obama.

Fox 'News' Pretends That Swimming Is Not A Fancy White Person Thing In The United States

Of course Fox "News" viewers would think calling swimming racist is bizarre, but then again, conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

Gisele Fetterman is 100% correct, of course.

Swimming was a fancy white person thing in the US because public pools were segregated.

Those middle class white folks didn't want no blahs in their municipal pools.

So there weren't.

Fox "News" sucks major dog dick.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Friday, October 28, 2022

Pretty Fun Fisking Of The Vile Gold-Digging Bimbo Olivia Nuzzi By Former Twitter Denizen Senor Atrios

Nuzzi's gross.

And wicked gross here.

Sr. Atrios has some fun kicking her around now that he's no longer using the Tweeter machine.

Sad.

Thanks, Elon Musk.

Every Bagger Nitwit Who Moves From Cali To Texas Gets Everything They Deserve

Or Florida, or Georgia, or Alabama, or Kentucky, or Tennessee...

Newsom should be loading registered Republicans onto buses and sending them straight to Texas.  No backsies.

Baggers belong in the shithole states, not in decent areas where they can ruin society for the real Americans.

Then we flush the bagger states out of the Union, and we're golden.

Jeezus Frakking Krispy, Jennifer Rubin, No Not The Beautiful Actress, Gets One Thing Ab So Fukking Lootly Right

(Trump fucking wrecked Rubin's reactionary mind.)

But Ms. Rubin is on target here.

Watching Fetterman was elite cringe, but that doesn't mean he's not qualified to be a fucking senator because he had a stroke.

The baggers are huffing the copium bigly now, but they were not going to vote for Fetterman even if he'd performed a flawless Don Giovanni up there.

Not Shocking News: The Russians Cucked Biden Using The Dimwits In Saudi Arabia

That should have been the headline.

The Times waited till the very end to mention Russia, but that's the actual story.

Russia wanted to win a big battle against the US in the ongoing war.

And they did, using oil production cuts to make Rapey Uncle Joe look like a helpless old fool.

Sad.

Thanks, MBS.

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Cops? Bastards. Every Single One.

Every fucking where.

Anybody who is for the pigs is fucking vile.

Too bad Beto is fucking zero who will never be elected to anything useful in Texas or anywhere else.

Thanks, Obama.

The 1312 Project.

Perhaps The Limeys DID Manage To Find A Bigger Tory Scumbag Than Boris Johnson In Rishi Sunak

Quite a fucking feat, Limeys.

Johnson was a inbred oaf who couldn't think his way out of water closet on his own, but somehow Sunak seems to be an even more grotesque fucking bastard.

Heh, indeedy.

United Ireland is picking up steam as the Conservatives shred themselves while the world laughs!

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Monday, October 24, 2022

Not Breaking News: White Racist Republicans Are Racist. And Dumb.

Hard to believe these white trash motherfuckers are so racist and stupid!

And some of them are dirt poor!

How could anyone have known!

Thanks New York Times!

On the other hand, the Dems suck, too, but can always say that at least they're not the GOP.

That ain't fucking enough.

Thanks, Obama.

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Nurse John Campbell Is Running Hard To Win The Title Of World's Dumbest Limey Ahead Of Boris Johnson

Nurse Campbell is a fucking idiot.

He should go back to emptying bedpans or something.

Let the real doctors do the important work.  Nurses don't belong.

Saturday, October 22, 2022

So, Yeah, That Orgo Professor At NYU Was Actually Fired For Being A Dick, Not For Being Too Hard!

Hard!  See what I did there?  Hard.  Dick.  Hard.

Anywho, Prof McSenile should have been retired from teaching after his 43 years at Princeton.  Clearly he had no business teaching Organic Chem to a class of pre-med upper-class strivers at NY Fucking U in the 21st century.  

At least the students had some idea of what college and med school admissions were like in 2022, unlike the prof who was just being a dick by proving he could make a class so hard most kids couldn't get a necessary grade.  Big fucking deal, anybody could do that.

Plus he outed himself as a reactionary old fool by complaining about remote teaching during the coronavirus, so fuck him.  

I'm sure whoever is teaching the class now is doing a much better job of preparing those awful NYU people for med school.

Friday, October 21, 2022

Former Black Gossip Kid Stephen A. Crockett Jr. Uncorks A Wicked Fun Fisking Of Killer Mike

Heh, indeedy.

Crockett may have been hanging out with some real dipshits when he was a gossip kid at the Gawker, but this is a nifty fisking for sure.

I guess Killer Mike likes the money more than he likes the people.

But that's no different than any Uncle Tom for the Fox Generation pushing GOP horseshit on people who don't know any better.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Has Never Stopped Working Hard To Make America Greater Again

Thank you, jesus.

Finally the right folks are starting to die the mostest: white people.

Delete the white.

Make America beautiful.

White Replacement 2024!

Under his eye.

The City Of Angels Reminds You To Never, Ever Vote For Dems

Dems can do whatever they want in California, so pay attention to what they do with absolute power.

They govern as conservatives.

Ya know, cuz they are.

The LA City Councli is just the latest example.

Look at the people Newsom appointed to the Senate.

Look at his Lieutenant Governor.

Where's the universal healthcare...

Not Breaking News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit And We Should Be Happy

They're literally too stupid to live.

Baggers believe every lie but reality is way too fucking hard for them.

It's a beautiful thing. 

Praise jesus and all the rest of the made-up gods for bringing us the blessed holy bagger remover and conservatives nitwits dumb enough to die for no good reason.

Brilliant!

Thanks, Trump.

Christian Conservatives Are Pure Evil (And Abortion Is Health Care)

The GOP could not suck more ass if they tried.

Conservatism is not compatible with a civilized society.

And abortion is still health care.

And healthcare.

Dr Susan Oliver Is Gettin' Real Good At The 'Debunking Anti Science Libertarian Horseshit' Game

All of the sudden, she's aces.

And she hasn't been at it that long.

Oliver, Dr Funk Debunk Dan, and the TWiV crew have done great working pushing back against the billion dollar right wing propaganda campaign against vaccines and science and public health and sanity.

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Florida's A More Disgusting Bagger Shithole Than Texas, Or There Are No Good Cops

Even dog cops.

Florida sucks ass.

Cops are gross.

Abolish the police.

Abolish the police dogs.

Seriously, as funny as this story is, what with the biting and the prying and all the rest, fuck the police.

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Of Course Rivendell Bikes Stands With Ukraine--Of Course

A new low for Grant Petersen, atmo.

Not twitter, but it still fits somehow.

Now it seems those stupid long chainstays on the Atlantis frame is not the dumbest thing GP ever did...

Sad.

Thomas Sowell Is Dumber Than Herschel Walker

And a way more pathetic Tom.  At least Herschel can claim the football as an excuse...

Thursday, October 13, 2022

Conservatives Are Way More Demented And Debased Than Most Normies Can Understand

These people are fucking insane.  

They're sure some douche called jesus is gonna come back from heaven somewhere and make them the cool kids finally and destroy the libtards.

They really believe this shit.  This is not a troll for them to own the libcunts; this is their truth.  And it's wicked fucking stupid.  And insane.  And violent.  And racist.  And toxic.  And dangerous.

These sorts of screaming idiots cannot be reasoned with--they're like terminators of unhinged jesus freak inanity.  They are not capable of learning anything OR accepting reality.

They are supremely toxic and a danger to everyone and to society as a whole.

They're also beyond parody, which makes them funny as fuck, but that doesn't change the fact that we need to neutralize these people before any progress can be made.

The Free RePubic baggers are STILL QAnon true believers for fuck's sake!  

After all this time and all the evidence, they still believe this hoax like they believe in the gods.

Who could possibly be that stupid and sick?

We know who.  They're all around us and they are continuing their destruction.  They have been allowed too much influence despite their danger.  They have been welcomed into the political economy.

But none of that matters, can't matter going forward, because these bagger cocksuckers are that stupid and that demented.  

We need to get rid of 'em.  Push them back into the shame they once felt for their disgusting beliefs.

Religion has no place in a sane culture or just society.

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

COVID Vaccines Lower Transmission Risk, So They Prevent Infection And Are Important To Public Health: CALL JIMMY DORE!!!

JIMMY DORE HAS BEEN UN-VINDICATED!

Sad.

Everyone knew all along that the vaccines lessened infection and transmission despite the fact that none of them were 100% effective at either.

This is the difference between public health and healthcare and Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore, America's most trusted doctor of all things unhinged and inane.

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Ian Bremmer And Elon Musk Deserve Each Other

Jesus hopscotch christ, what a coupla real dumb fuckers.

In any sane and just world, Bremmer and Musk would be forced to live in a hole with only each other for company until somebody decided to fill the hole in with burning sewage and seal it with concrete.

Monday, October 10, 2022

Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Neolib 'Democrats' Like David Rothkopf Are Way More Vile And Dangerous Than Rank And File Teabaggers

Teabaggers, even elected and appointed baggers like DeSantis and his idiot doctor Ladapo, are harmless dunces painting the walls with their own rancid shit when compared to disgusting hard-right neolibs like David Rothkopf.

Rothkopf is a Clinton guy, of course.

These violent, war-mongering monsters are worse than Trump could ever manage because Trump is completely, comically  incompetent.  The Dems are not that bad yet, unfortunately.  Obama, Clinton and the rest of those bastards were far more effective murderers than the brain-dead conservatives could hope to manage these days.

The Dumbest Man On The Internet Jim Hoft, The Vile Free RePubic Baggers, And Unhinged Bagger Nitwit Dr. Joseph Ladapo Are Making America Greater Again

These grotesque motherfuckers are killing so many baggers, and we are all blessed by this.

Thank you jesus.

Jim Hoft is the dumbest man on the internet, the Free RePubic baggers are demented reactionary scum, and Dr. Joseph Ladapo is dumber than dog shit--this is great news for all the sane, decent people out there.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never stop making America greater again.

Ladapo is another one of these simpletons who should lose his licence in Cali, so, I guess Florida is the perfect place for him.

Praise be!

Sunday, October 9, 2022

Somebody Remind The Bezos Post That Howard Schultz Has Always Been A Fatuous Reactionary Fraud, Just Like Bezos

Howard Schultz was never the good guy.  He was never the cool CEO.  He was an anti-labor fraud from the beginning no matter what horseshit the Bezos Post tries to feed its demented readers.

If Schultz had been the hero of this Starbucks labor story, he would not have come out of retirement to try and break the union drive.

Fuck him.

Howard Schultz is scum and deserves exactly what he is getting now.

He sucks and Starbuck's coffee sucks too.

But if you ever have the chance to buy Starbuck's from a union shop, well, that's pretty okay, considering.

Saturday, October 8, 2022

Even This Reactionary Old Rich White Guy Hates Tesla

He should be the target demo: rich, white, crabby, conservative.

Not Gonna Lie, This Whole Herschel Walker Thing Is Wicked Entertaining, Way More Fun Than I Had Hoped

What a glorious shitshow.  And Walker is a way worse liar than he fucking should be at this point--he's a fucking useless moron even when compared to Donald Fucking Trump.

This is a clown car crackup.  These people suck at this game.  And it is so fucking fun.

Praise be!

Herschel Walker is that dumber than dogshit Trump kid we didn't know we needed.

Trumpian has a new face.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Friday, October 7, 2022

Pro Tip: Alex Berenson Was Always A Reactionary Hack And Risible Simpleton

Berenson was never a "real journalist".  He was a fatuous clown from the start; his unhinged horseshit regarding marijuana was known far and wide as the work of the most grotesque of hacks.  The NYT employs plenty of reactionary nitwits.  Always have.  That's their business model.

Only The Best People The Next Generation: Taylor Crowe Should Have Known This Was Coming

Heh, indeedy.

The Herschel Walker campaign was every bit as filled with only the best people as the Trump presidency.

Taylor Crowe will never be Secretary of State now.

Praise be.

Thanks, Obama.

While Cuba Was Curing The Blind Around The World, The United States Was Killing People Around The World

Weird.

I bet Cuba can't keep up with fixin' all the blind poor people the USA is makin' on a daily basis with our bombs and shit.

Fuck yeah.

You suck Cuba.

Those Venezuelan people didn't need to see nothin' to be starved out by the USA!

USA!  USA!  USA!

Only The Best Children: Thanks Trump

Christian Walker is the best thing to happen to the GOP since Herschel Walker.  

So. Many. Good. People.

Trump's work to wreck the GOP's 2022 chances must never be forgotten.

Thanks, Obama.

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Roger Waters Is A Good Fucking Man

Gilmour can eat shit, and the other guy and the dead guy never mattered, but Roger Waters is a decent, thoughtful man.

His "outrageous" statements about Palestine and Israel and Russia and Syria are pretty much spot on, and wicked fucking awesome for an old Limey dude.

Roger Water, yes!

Pink Floyd, nah.

Monday, October 3, 2022

Brazil's Fatal Rot Is The Same As The USA's Fatal Rot: Evangelical Christianity

Pro Tip: Evangelical Christianity is way fucking more toxic and evil than even Catholicism.

And Brazil is suffering from this evil, fatal rot--the Bolsanaro movement proves it.

Baggers are all evangelical true believers.

Christianity is stupid.

Evangelicals are worse.

The Right-Wing Lies About Public Health In The Era Of COVID Show That Conservatism Is A Cancer That Must Be Eradicated

Conservatism kills.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The grifters and liars and fools and unhinged lunatics and screaming idiots are a rot at the core of humanity.

It's past time to end conservatives and conservatism as incompatible with progress and sanity and decency.

Now or never.

Sunday, October 2, 2022

Not Exactly Breaking News, But Libertarian Boot-Licker Vinay Prasad Sucks So Much Ass

Holy shit, what a fucking scumbag dipshit Prasad really is.

Just sucking Koch and Thiel his whole career for the love of being a piss-guzzling, boot-licking grifter.

And dirty, dirty money.

Fuck him in any and all skull holes.

Seriously.

Even Marin County White People Can Smarten Up

Get your shots, kids.

Just like the good rich white people in Marin County.

Who knew?

Thanks, jesus.

Saturday, October 1, 2022

Wicked Fun Drive-By Fisking Thread Of The Execrable Aseem Malhotra

Scum fucking bag.

Malhotra is an asshole of titanic proportions, every bit as bad as Vinay Prasad.

The baggers are a-frothing.

Heh, ideedy.

Trump's Other Boy In PA, Mastriano, Is Gonna Lose Bigly With Jesus As His Runningmate!

Only the best people.

Heh, indeedy.

Fasting and prayer definitely make up for being a grotesque bagger simpleton with no money and no campaign, tho.

Thanks, Trump.