Dr. Susan Oliver Makes The Papers: Lied Suddenly, Or The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Loves Us All

The blessed holy bagger remover has been removing baggers ded and that's no lie!

Praise be!

Liz The Snake Warren And Sean McElwee Are Both Toxic Reactionary Stooges

The Grifter and the Snake.

McElwee is a fucking right-wing grifter, and he was working hand in hand with Warren to make sure Sanders could not win.

Never, ever vote for a snake.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Pro Tip: Nobody Should Give Two Shits What Some Creepy Boy-Loving Priest Thinks About Legalizing Weed

Shut the fuck up pedo.

Creepy reactionary perverts should have no say in how a decent society functions.

Fuck them.

Under his eye.

Everything Sux In Texas

Rapey Uncle Joe Is Trying To Do The Impossible With The Railroad Unions: Be Worse Than Barack HUSSEIN Obama

Rapey Uncle Joe is a real vile reactionary bastard.

The Dems suck huge ass.

And nobody could ever be worse than Obama, but Rapey Uncle Joe is giving it his all.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Health Care For Trans Kids Is Healthcare And Healthcare Is A Human Right

Trans kids are people.

Human beings.

With rights.

And inherent value.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Lite Age

Watching The Vile Free RePubic Baggers Shred Each Other Over Trump Is Simply Wonderful

Truly beautiful.

Trump is corroding the foundations of the GOP and the teabagger bowel movement.

Praise be!

PA's Big John Is Gonna Be A Bigger Chris Murphy Soon

Or a Sheldon Whitehouse.

Or Sherrod Brown.

A mostly useless Dem Senator who doesn't suck as hard as Tim Fucking Kaine.

It's Beginning To Look Like Elron Musk Might Just Be A Complete Fraud And Risible Imbecile!

Why were we not informed of this earlier!?

Oh, yeah...

So Apparently Ancient Rome IS Real--Who Knew?

It's gettin' so you can't trust anybody these days.

Next you'll be telling more Elron Musk is a fraud and moron.

Or that Jimmy Dore is not 100% VINDICATED!

Steven Shoulda Paid These Assholes Since He Clearly Was Better With Them Than Without Them For 35 Fukkin' Years...

Stop Reading The New York Times And Start Stomping Nazis

Stand with the drag queens and shoot the fucking Nazis.

And stop reading that fucking paper.

Jesus.

Chairman Mao Knew How To Handle Landlords

This man needs some communism in his life.

Let's lynch the landlord.

The Cops Are Bastards, Don't You Know

Abolish the police.

Now.

TWIV: Jimmy Jimjam Dore And The Gimp, Featuring The Houseboy & Stif VINDICATED!

Texas: It's Always Been Like A Whole Other Racist Hellhole Country!

Texas a hundred years ago is just like Texas today.

Only with more cripple governors and guns.

And the lynchings are all legal now.

Praise be!

Elron Musk, Apartheid Emerald Guy, Is A Big Fan Of Racists And Nazis??

Who did nazi that...

Everyone should be astounded that the giant fucking idiot who grew up on apartheid money is a yuge racist Nazi stan.

Simply astounded.

Thanks, Obama.

The Single Best Thing The Dems Have Done In A Great While Ended Because Rapey Uncle Joe Sucks Ass

And the 'progressives' in the House suck major ass.

And Senator from Wesleyan Michael Bennet sucks dog dicks.

It wasn't Joe Man's Chin.

The Dems didn't give a shit because they are worthless.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Yass Kween

Elron Musk And Tim Pool: Two Creepy Bald Losers Who Deserve Each Other

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Only the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth drive a Tesla.

Of course Tim Pool drives a Tesla.

Thurston, This Is Randy Watt, A Ded Bagger! Praise Be!

The fucking baggers killed themselves!

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover was nothing without the the baggers being too stupid to save their own lives.

All the ded baggers have truly made America greater again.

Under his eye.

This is the best of us: gross conservative assholes dying because they're reactionary morons with help from the blessed holy bagger remover.

Inshallah.

Give Inn

 

Reel Big Frindz

Tim Pool Is Exactly The Sort Of Creepy, Pedo-Looking, Closet-Case Loser That Y'all Need To Keep Away From The Children

And farm animals.

That nasty bald misshapen head motherfuckin' closet-case manlet is an Elon Musk style pedo if I've ever seen one.

And I have seen one. 

Tim Pool.

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Making The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Greater Again

And again.

Heh, indeedy.

Thank you for jesus for making conservatives so fucking stupid and making so many baggers ded.

Praise be!

The Old Tory Queen Is Still At It

Trump's Loyal Bagger Fucktard Army Will Never Support The GOP Without Trump

Ride or die with Trump for those sorry bastards.

And the death will be the death of the GOP.

The Free RePubic baggers will never be reliable Republican votes ever again once Trump is gone.

Under his eye.

Half Of Superchunk Plays The Huskers

Tales From The Darker Sides Of The End Of Your Life

Y'all really fucked this place up.

Heh, indeedy.

The USA is the biggest shithole out there now thanks to you execrable reactionary fucks.

Sad.

Thanks, Madison.

Never Trust The Dems: Student Loan Edition Part 3

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It's Always Better To A Rich White Guy

Caroline Ellison, Billy Evans, Sam Bankrun-Fraud: The Truth About The MIT Economics Department Is Out There

Econ at MIT is not exactly a meritocracy.

Plus Jeffery Epstein.

Can't forget about Epstein.

MIT is full of dumdums too.

Pro tip: effective altruism is oligarchy for dummies.  Just ask Matty Yglesias.

Elizabeth Holmes Has The Perfect Pussy For A Super Dumb Trustfund Bro

Clearly!  That poor bastard.

Nine years younger dick for that sad old lady Elizabeth Holmes.  And knocked her up twice!

Lucky for Holmes that her baby daddy has a generous trust fund.  The rest of us would have been waayyy better off if Billy Evans' fortune had been taxed out of existence in 1960.

Too bad none of the Theranos investors took the time to visit a biochem class at their local state college before they gave this whore a dime.

Whoopsie.

This Week In It's Nice To Be A Rich White Guy

Sol Lid

Hambini Living His Best Life As The Cycling Press Eats Shit

COVID Deniers Who Got Scammed By Simone Gold Deserve Everything They Got And More

You really do love to see it.

Bagger grifting bagger is the only thing that can make America greater again.

Thanks, Trump!

What The Hell Were They Thinking With This?

2 things:

1) Greg Lake was better than Wetton.  Something was always off about John Wetton.  The best thing about him was his Gibson Victory bass.

2) Steve Howe is/was an excellent guitar player live, even if the music was never my bag.

3) I hate prog. 

Hakeem Jeffries Is Every Bit As Toxic And Stupid As Nancy Pelosi--Maybe Worse

Jeffries is way younger, so he's def got more fight in 'em.

He's as awful as Pelosi, Hoyer, and Clyburn ever were.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Kari Lake Is The Hero We Need Now

Trump has fought his last battle against the GOP.

The lardy moist orange dotard is too low-energy to do any more damage.

Sad.

But Kari Lake is the nasty psycho cunt that can take whatever Trump didn't ruin for the Republicans and shit ALL over it.

Praise be!

Georgia Republicans Demand Only The Best People: Herschel Walker!

What the fuck is going on?

Holy shit that poor dumb bastard Walker is a special kind of fella.

You really do love too see it.

Thanks, Trump!

Praise Be! Trump Is The Sad And Helpless Little Hero The GOP Needs Right Fucking Now

Heh, indeedy.

Trump will be remembered as the wonderful man who finally killed the GOP.

Pat Buchanan couldn't manage it.

Me Kons

Trump, Kari Lake, And The Drooling Baggers Eating Shit In Arizona Is The Last Funfetti Of The Election

Good times.

All the baggers are butthurt over this one most of all.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Now All The Shitlib Strivers And Hustlers And Grifters Can Go Back To Their Usual Reactionary Scamming

Hate the game AND the players.

Christopher Bouzy is a really gross neolib asshole.

He and Michael Moore and Simon Rosenberg and that Boner guy all decided to stake out the contrarian Dem cheerleader space, but Bouzy had the most to gain since he started with the least.

I'm sure other folks with no platform and no visibility saw something weird happening in the days and weeks before the election, but they had no way to get that shit out there in order to make a quick buck.  Ahem.

And Bouzy was wrong on his big guess, but the Rapey Uncle Joe stans, KHive slut queen worshipers, stillwithhering Hildos, Obama fluffers, and all the rest of the rock-ribbed establishment Dems will buy whatever garbage this guy is selling now.

They're as dumb or dumber than the most meth-addled inbred MAGA CHUD.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Not Breaking News: The New York Times Is A Dumb Reactionary Fishwrap Full Of Shabby Copaganda & There Never Was A Liberal Media

The New York Times is written for dummies by dummies to serve the interest of vile and violent dummies.

That's the only news fit to print.

And when the NYT people are not fucking up, they're lying, creating a narrative to serve their masters at the expense of the citizenry and society.

Because the NYT is part of the conservative political & media establishment, and it always has been.

And it will not change until the top marginal tax rate is 100% and we abolish billionaires.

The Times doesn't want you to notice that the folks in Burlington are already dealing with the theft problem without the help of the fucking cops.

Assholes.

2 A Daze

Even Yet Still More Tales From Your Shithole Called America

Give CounterPunch money to make it less shitholey.

Once the fun of the election is over, we're still stuck with Rapey Uncle Joe, so, yeah, fucked.

Even Considering The Bagger Obliteration, Sean Patrick Maloney Might Be The Most Wicked Awesome Story Of This Election

Fuck you, you disgusting fucking Mick cocksucker.

Lazy AND stupid AND gross, just like a reactionary drunken Irish goon should be.

So fucking glorious to watch this miserable racist bastard get skullfucked AND cost the Dems the House.

Heh, indeedy.

Unfortunately, the piece of shit will probably win next cycle, but, for today, he's a bigger loser than Donald Fucking Trump.

Sad.

Thanks, AOC

Praise Be And Thank You Jeezus: The Free RePubic Forum Has Been So Much Fukking Fun This Past Week

I fucking hate vile racist reactionary teabaggers so fucking much.  Watching them suffer has been sublime.  If only we could enjoy their pain and torture without the gods damned Dems getting the benefit.

Trump is wrecking these poor disgusting fuckers.  Half want to die for Trump and half are shitting their diapers because Trump fucked them so hard.

Those miserable bagger fucks watched their humiliation and shame drown them in real time--and in the most public way possible.

The most hilariously entertaining way, as well!

The bagger retards had no way to cope with this glorious event, leaving them to cry and bitch and moan like the beta cuck losers they are.

Helpless baggers suffering defeat after defeat is a boon to all mankind, a treat for the senses and a tonic for the soul of the nation.

Reveling in the agony of these grotesque racist bastards is the most any sane decent person could want, and we have it and so much fucking more.

Baggers lost, conservatism lost, and comedy won.  Joy won.  Beauty won.  This is the greatest gift jesus could ever give us.

The most horrible fucking people on the planet ate shit for days this week and they're choking to death on it.

Their screaming terror made manifest.

And we are all so much fucking better for it.

Inshallah

TWIV: VINDICATED!!--Jimmy Dore Continues To Be The Dumbest Man In The Galaxy

Josh Marshall Has The Emptiest Head Of Any Of The Establishment Dem Pissboys

The worst part of the GOP eating shit is the Dems winning.

Josh Marshall is a vile and comically dumb Democratic Party pissboy, a racist neolib stenographer and boot-licker.

Meet The Mekons

Or somethin'.

From 2010 which was along tima go.

Many of the Mekons were around 30 when The Mekons Rock 'n Roll came out...

NY's Sean Patrick Maloney Is The Dumbest Fucking Mick Since Pat Finnerty

Maloney is a vile neolib cocksucker and he ate a giant shit sandwich on election night.

Praise be.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

PA's Big John Is A Loyal And Savvy Dem & Hillary Clinton Would Be President Today If She Had Listened To Fetterman In 2016

Big John Fetterman was always a loyal establishment Dem guy.  You don't get to be friends with a creep like Ed Rendell unless you are a real bastard.  And Fetterman knew what Hillary Clinton needed in 2016 to win Pennsyltucky, but her campaign was too stupid to listen.  Now THAT'S funny.

Fetterman was more than a loyal Dem, tho.  He was a smart campaigner with a long game plan, and now he's a US Senator.

Hillary Clinton is just an epic, hilarious, historic loser and nasty old woman.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Andrew Cuomo Is The Second Most Vile And Toxic Democrat Of The Modern Era After Barack Obama

Cuomo is worse than Rapey Uncle Joe and rapist Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter.

Easily worse.

And damaging to American progress.

Whatever Cuomo gets, he deserves a thousand fold.

Trump's Destruction Of The GOP Is Entering A New And Wonderful Phase This Week!

We are all blessed that we were alive to see this.

One great and heroic man named Donald Trump has done what no Democrat has wanted to do in 60 years: destroy the GOP.

Through an astounding mix of incompetence and stupidity and cowardice, Trump has wrecked that vile racist revanchist nest of shabby bigots known as the Republican Party.

The local stuff in all those states just shows how deep Trump has been able to spread this fabulous cancer.

The ostentatious rot on display in PA is just the most hilarious of it all this cycle.

It's only gonna get more entertaining from here, boyo.

Praise motherfucking be!

Raging On Full

The Story Of Braddock PA Is The Reason Why The GOP Was So Scared Of Fetterman

A very good reason.

Fetterman was never going to lose that Senate race. 

He was not behind for a single day.

But the baggers and reactionary cocksuckers had reason to fear the man AND his record.

The record is why the Dems have always been wary of Fetterman as well...

Oh My Fucking God, The Free RePubic Baggers Are Now The Apotheosis Of Pure Comedy

Heh, indeedy.

They hate Trump.  Or they love him.  It's about 50/50 but they're all pissed regardless.

You really do love to see it.

Their greasy little retarded rat brains are having so much trouble processing everything.  They had been promised a glorious victory but got fucked instead.

Comedy has never been so blessed, and we are all basking in the beauty of conservative failure and pain.

We can never repay jesus for this sublime blessing.

Inshallah.

Not Breaking News: GOP Voters Are Grotesque And Stupid Racist Assholes

Racist assholes are easy to manipulate.

And easy to manipulate into voting against their best interests.

This is not breaking news.

The Republican Party is a racist party.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

John Kass Is A Bagger Lunatic, But The Free RePubic Baggers Are Scared Shitless Over This Election

Anything other than total GOP domination, 54 Senators and 100 House seats is gonna feel like a yuge failure for these baggy shitheads.

Kass is fucking vile.

But the Free RePubic baggers are jumpy as fuck, and it could be a wicked bad night for them.

Bagger Nitwit Matt Lewis Probably Really Believes Rock-Ribbed Reactionary 'Third Way' Dems Are 'Left'

Matt Lewis is not a smart or handsome boy.

His mommy was a lying, two-bit whore.

Only the most debased reactionary cretin would think that the bowel movement conservative scumbags at the Third Way have anything to do with 'center' or 'left' in the Democratic Party.

If You Read CounterPunch, You Will Certainly Be Delighted With The Random Glenn Greenwald, Libertarian Boy, Fisking!

Fun stuff to read as you wreck your planet.

Give the CounterPunch people money, too, you bastards.

Libertarians Are Dumber Than MAGA CHUDS In Every Conceivable Way

The Brownstone Institute is some wingnut welfare grift started by a loser idiot named Jeffrey Tucker.  He's a crypto dipshit who attended some of America's worst colleges and universities.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Brownstone was also behind the Great Barrington Declaration, so you should know by now that they got every single mother fucking thing wrong regarding the coronavirus and shit.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Free RePubic baggers are waayyy fucking worse.

Sad.

Thanks, Mises.

That Dumb Mick Pat Finnerty Probably Thinks This Sucks, Too

Jeremy Corbyn Is Not Perfect, But He's Sure As Shit The Best Fucking Limey In The Last 100 Years

In a world of vile Limey cocksuckers, Corbyn stands out as a pretty good politician.

Corbyn is brilliant compared to any Labour PM you can name, and is, of course, nothing like all the vile reactionary Tory cocksuckers as far back as your history book goes.

Way fucking better than Obama or Clinton or Clinton or Rapey Uncle Joe, that's for fucking sure.

If you stand with Palestine, that's a yuge bonus for humanity!

Is Every Disgusting Racist Reactionary Bagger A Closeted Homosexual Proud Boy? Yes. The Answer Is Yes.

The Proud Boys are America's preeminent social club for closet homosexual conservatives.

If you are conservative, most likely you're a closet-case, so you're def a Proud Boy.

Sad.

Thanks, Gavin.

The TWIV Live Show: Like Chapo But Still No Vindication For Jimjam

Lula 2022 Is No Leftist, But The Pain His Victory Has Caused The Reactionary Evangelical Bastards Is Divine

You really do love to see it.

Evangelical christians are the worst people on the planet, so anything that causes them strife is a true miracle from jesus.

Who gives a shit if Lula 2022 is a shadow of the man he once was as long as the racist reactionary scum in Brazil and the USA are choking to death on the copium.

The Only Truly Dangerous Places In America Are Rural Bagger Areas Filled With Reactionary Racist Guntard Morons

New York City is a paradise compared to Texas.

Or Florida.

Or Wyoming.

Or any of those shithole states filled with racist idiots and guns and run by cocksucking bagger assholes.

The "crime wave" is solely a creation of the Republican Party and the establishment media, which is arch-conservative and always has been.

No room for truth or sanity in the USA.

Sad Old Argentine Fascist Andres Oppenheimer Is Quite Butthurt Over Lula's Win

You really do love to see it.

Sad old reactionary fools can choke on an entire bag of dicks for all that anyone should care.

Fuck nazi fucks.

Political Song for Dr. Ooze to Sing

No Amnesty Ever For COVID Deniers: Emily Oster Is A Vile Cunt

Vile scum like Oster can beg for forgiveness, but we must never forget what these horrible stupid motherfuckers did.

No amnesty, ever.

Oster was wrong about everything COVID, just like Jimmy Dore and Robert Malone and thousands of others.

Those people need to be hounded to the ends of the Earth until their dying days, knowing not a moment's peace for all the harm they have caused.

Fuck them all and send them to hell.

The Free RePubic Baggers ARE Spooked About Something, Tho & Their Fear Is Palpable

Like greasy rabid vermin running from an earthquake that humans can't detect, the baggers on the Free RePubic are definitely terrified of something about the election this year.

Is it Moore's and Dean's and Rosenberg's and Bouzy's Dem victory?

Or is it just that baggers are giant pussies in general?

This Unhinged BlueMAGA Shit Is ONE Reason Why The Dems Are So Easily Buffaloed By The GOP

Not the only reason, of course...

Christopher Bouzy is coocoo for cocoa puffs.

And Simon Rosenberg is not much better. 

Both of these shitlibs are riffing on Michael Moore's abortion/women's vote/youth vote story.

Cool story bro.

I think they're in for a bad day next week.

And a bad lifetime after this inanity.

But pray to jesus they're right, because a Dem victory would be hilarious for the next many years...

Stupidity Is Killing You: Tails From Your Shithole Country & Donate To CounterPunch Also Too

You assholes sure are fucking up this whole thing.

Give money to CounterPunch to make some sort of amends, you worthless fucks.

Bonus Bono fisking is worth it just for that.

Thanks, Joy Division.

Lifesa Riot

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Very Smol Bois Having A Sad Over Brazil

Butt meets hurt on the Free RePubic.

Their manly man lost again.  First Trump now Bolsonaro.

STOLEN ELECTION! THEY STOLE IT!!  STOLEN!!!

You really do love to see it.

Thanks, Lula!

Tim 'Timmy!' Rowland Makes A Fantastic Case That He Is The Biggest Dipshit Not Named Trump On The Planet!

Timmy!

I think this Timmy, Rowland, might have the worst case of ADD ever seen.

Either that, or, ya' know...