Scott Adams is prob gonna need to start mail order bride shopping again.
The guy's a big enough loser to be a Trump kid.
Bald enough, too.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Trump's Gonna Be So Much Fun As President Again
Too bad Herschel Walker couldn't win. He'd make a great VP, but you can't pick a loser.
That cunt Kari Lake, too. Stupid bitch couldn't win, so no to her.
Trump should pick Jimmy Dore as his running mate, and the Kurt "The Gimp" Metzger could be the vice vice president.
Brandon won't standa chance.
No Guns, Know Peace--It's About Time The Good Guys And Gals Took Care Of Our Gun Problem
Not what the right wants.
Time to take the guns and exterminate the guntard cancer.
Cops too.
No guns for cops.
No armed police.
ACAB.
People Lie About Trans Kids Because They're The Only Target Left For The Shabby Bigots And Cowards Who Used To Be Nice Polite Republican Racists
And just as nice and polite white Dem racists.
Trans kids are the last group left they're brave enough to bully.
Stand up for trans kids rights to be kids and to be their best selves.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Who Wasn't Astounded To Find Out Kara Swisher Might Not Be The Sharpest Bulb In The Picnic Basket?
How could anyone have guessed?
Whatever will we do without people to be pissboys for rich white guys?
HALP!
Fox "News": 4 Things We Got Wrong About Experts Being Wrong About COVID--Nice (Note: Baggers: Trust Fox "News")
Fox "News" might as well have Jimmy Dore working for 'em.
Lab leak? Nah.
Masks don't work? They work.
Lockdowns hurt kids? What lockdowns?
Vaccines don't stop spread? Sure they do.
Jimmy Dore is dumber than Fox "News".
Sad.
Monday, February 27, 2023
Abortion Will Always Be Healthcare And Will Always Be A Human Right--Baggers Are Incompatible With Sanity
If baggers are against it, it's a good thing.
Abortion is the greatest achievement of humanity.
Abortions forever!
Abortions for all!
Mandatory abortions for white people.
Delete the whyte.
Praise be!
Jordan Peterson & Jay Bhattacharya: Two Fatuous Idiots Sucking Each Other Off
You won't find two dumber motherfuckers than Peterson and Bhattacharya anywhere in the galaxy--conservatism is a mental defect.
Neither of these fatuous turds has ever been right about anything.
But the Free RePubic baggers love jacking off to this right-wing inanity.
You know it's boiling horseshit because it came from the Epoch Times.
Praise be!
Pierre Kory And Ivermectin Are Truly Making America Greater Again
Fewer baggers, greater America.
Thank the gods that Pierre Kory and his frontline doctors are such sublime fucking geniuses and that horse paste is toxic if you take enough of it.
Ivermectin has been making ded baggers for years and keeping life-saving vaccines away from the reactionary nitwits all along while they shit out their intestines, making them more vulnerable to the brave patriotic bagger remover.
Jesus truly fucking loves us.
These screaming insane and evil cokksukkers and vile idiots like Jimmy Dore and RFK Jr. have killed so many conservatives that we can never thank them properly.
Conservatism truly is a mental defect, and our society is better for it.
The blessed holy bagger remover has been removing baggers and deleting the whyte from our lives, making us all happier and smarter.
Under his eye.
Every Bagger County In The United States Should Be Made Part Of Idaho One Week Before Idaho Is Expelled From The USA And Cleansed With Nuclear Fire
Idaho does not belong in the United States.
Make America greater again by exterminating the bagger filth.
Praise be!
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Somehow Jimmy Dore Parrots The Reactionary Nonsense Of The Koch Bros Pain Hole Bullshit All The Time Tho
If Jimmy Dore had this much natural comedic ability, he never would have needed to become a right-wing anti-vax stooge.
Right-Wing Politics Are Incompatible With Freedom, Democracy, Peace, Justice, And Progress
Any decent society needs to exterminate the conservative vermin in order to survive.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
There Should Be No Need For Food Stamps In The Richest Country On The Planet
So much money for a few people.
So much money for military barbarism.
So much money for corruption.
But no food for the people.
What is your army defending if the people in your country are hungry?
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Maybe It's Time To Acknowledge That Mail-Order Bride Enjoyer Dilbert Guy Has Always Sucked Wicked Hard
Dilbert was like a one-note bit, and that one note wasn't that interesting.
The cartoon show was way more entertaining because Larry Charles reasons.
Scott Adams was always a racist reactionary nitwit.
He sucked major ass and blew donkey dick.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
In Reality, Both Megan McArdle AND Bari Weiss Are Really Fucking Stupid
Bari Weiss is just way better connected, being married to that woman Nellie Bowles and all.
Conservatism is a mental defect, whether it's Bari or McArglebargle.
Baggers are always dumber than dog shit.
It Ain't Just Families With Trans Kids Who Need To GTFO Of Bagger States
Just say no to baggers.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is incompatible with health care and decency.
Protect trans kids.
Protect all good people.
Crush conservatism wherever you find it.
Friday, February 24, 2023
This Is The Most Disgusting Story You Will Read This Century
Capitalism is a death trap.
All retirees should have a public pension that allows everyone to retire with dignity at 60 years old, while they still have something resembling a life to live and enjoy.
As it is currently conducted, American society is not fit to continue.
Attn. Baggers: 100% Of Vaccines Cause Baggers To Be Ded
Vaccines make baggers ded.
So no baggers should ever get any vaccine.
Or any medical treatment at all.
Any doctor might be a ghey trahanny sore-ohs gewy gew gew.
Don't risk it.
It's Sad How Awful And Lazy Or Conservative Media Establishment Is
The clowns at the New York Times are dumber than anything Fox "News" has puked up in the last 25 years.
At least the Koch-suckers in the GOP guzzle that rancid piss with elan.
Our reactionary elites suck ass.
Thursday, February 23, 2023
The World Should Be More Like Idaho!
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I Wonder If All Those Nice Polite Conservative Rich Ladies In The Democratic Party Like Jessica Valenti Feel Like The Dumbest Assholes Ever Now?
It's all bullshit to them.
Slurping away and guzzling the filth in the Democratic Party is no different than being a bagger charging into a Congressional office--the same media and political establishment is in charge of handing out the treats to all the pissboys and pissgirls like Jessica Valenti, no matter what hard-reactionary major party they say they support.
Pro Tip: Kirk Cameron Is An Utter Moron
In case you were wondering and couldn't figure it out on your own.
I know it's unprecedented that a jesus-freek bagger retard is not very intelligent, but that's racing.
Conservatism is a mental defect, after all.
You Will Certainly Be Heartbroken To Discover Libertarians Are Complete Fatuous Idiots
How can be possibly survive without the wisdom of libertarians?
Who will the TERFs look up to?
Who will suck the tiny scabrous kochs with drooling grins and loving oinks?
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Libertarians are dumber than baggers.
Gonna Take A Guess That Coach Might Not Be The Brightest Tool On The Menorah
He's getting all the money, but...uh, um...well.
Deion Sanders is no rocket surgeon.
But he's gonna make a whole buncha nice polite Republican types shit if he's successful at Colorado.
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Please, All Doctors, Nurses, Pharmacists, Abandon Bagger States ASAPy-Like
Leave the baggers to suffer and die.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
No healthcare for reactionary racist assholes in GOP states.
Bye, Felicia.
Pro Tip: Bagger States Are Lawless Violent Hellholes Because Baggers Are Violent Cretins
Unfortunately we can't wait for baggers to kill each other off.
We need to work now to end the retarded cancer of conservatism in our society.
Won't you please help.
Attn Baggers: COVID Is Milder Than A Cold, So Please Never Get Vaxxed And Keep Catching The Rona Over And Over
COVID is a gay tranny soros jew hoax to make everyone into a commie.
Vaccines make you sick!
Don't trust anyone!
Praise be!
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Attn Baggers: Meatball Ron Must Be Your Only Teacher In Every School
Only Meatball Ron can teach your bagger kids.
No math, no literature, no science, no nothing but freedumb and jesus.
Meatball Ron wants to touch all your children.
The United States Is A Wonderful Place Thanks To Jesus, The 2nd Amendment & FreeDUMB
Gods, guns and guts keep us safe from the hippies.
What a grand and glorious land this is, full of geniuses and saints and only the best people.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Eighth Grade Girls Cannot Get Enough Youth Pastor Action
Fuck Harry Styles. Fuck Olivia Roderigo. All the little girls want to hop on their youth pastor.
Or Meatball Ron.
14 seems about right for a 30 year old Kraut jesus guy and/or future Floridaman governor.
Frankly, I blame the children.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
All Baggers, Republicans, Libertarians, Proud Boys, And All Other Reactionary Freaks Are Encouraged To Move To Florida Immediately!
The Keys are calling you vile dumb bastards!
Move to Florida now!
Conservatism is a mental defect.
You deserve Florida.
Florida deserves you.
Monday, February 20, 2023
Every Patriotic Conservative In Amerikkka Should Live Near The Train Tracks To Make Amerikkka Greater Again!
Trust the Plan!
Conservatism is all about freedumb!
Don't let those tranny queers taint our trains!
Praise be!Every Conservative In The Country Should Live Near Train Tracks To Make America Greater Again
Trust the Plan!
Conservatism is all about freedumb!
Don't let those t r annie kweeerz taint our trains!
Praise be!
Lorry Stroad
See what I did there? Lorry. Strode. Laurie Stroad. Halloween? Laurie Strode? Lorry Stroad?
White Christian People Are The Saddest Nitwits In The Solar System
It's time.
Christ.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Jesus is not real.
"Christian" colleges should be eliminated once and for all.
No religious schools in a civilized society.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Way Too Much Fluffing Of Jimmy Carter Going On Right Now
Carter was a shitty president.
Not for the ways the baggers and Dems think, but because he blocked the push for national universal health care and expanded military spending and legitimized the conservative christian political bowel movement in American national elections.
Obama gave us Trump because Obama was an atrocious failure.
Clinton gave us Bush because Clinton was a shitty, hard-right conservative Dem.
Carter gave us Reagan because Carter was a reactionary loser.
Sunday, February 19, 2023
Attn Republicans: COVID Is A Hoax & Perfectly Harmless, So Keep Catching It!
Less trouble than the common cold!
Less deadly than the flu!
COVID only kills trannies and gheys and communists and demonrats, so don't worry.
Get infected again and again and again and again!
Praise be!
Make Sure You Get Your Kids ALL Their Shots--UNLESS You Vote Republican
Libertarians, Proud Boys, Nazis, conservatives, baggers, racists, bigots, TERFs, MAGA CHUDS, all y'all should skip every vax.
Wouldn't want to take a chance!
Don't risk it!
Under his eye.
Health Care Workers In Every Bagger State Should Refuse All Vaccines
For gay soros jews.
Vaccines hate freedumb and the troops and white people.
Vaccines love CRT and BLM.
Vaccines are unamerikkkan.
Just say no to vaccines in every GOP-led state.
Ded baggers make America greater again.
Brandon Should Sign An Executive Order Giving Every Registered GOP Voter A Brand New Tesla
Tesla: THE car for conservatives.
Every racist bagger should drive a Tesla for the rest of their lives!
Saturday, February 18, 2023
Black Folks With Guns In Public Will Be The End Of The Inane Misrepresentation Of The 2nd Amendment And Guns In Our Society--And That's The Best Possible Outcome
The Black NRA will be the end of all the racist assholes and all the guns wrecking all our lives.
Black folks will be save us from the guntard assholes.
Once those people start being gun nuts and guntards it will be lights out for all the gun nuts and guntards no matter the color.
Praise be!
Thanks, Trump!
Pro Tip: The New York Times Is Not Simply Evil When It Comes To Coverage Of Trans People
They are more than simply evil.
About everything.
The Times is part of the bowel movement conservatism destroying our society.
Remember Alex Berenson was used to work there.
Now Bret The Bedbug Stephens is there, along with Pamela Paul.
And so many other vile conservative dimwits.
Don't pay for that fucking paper.
Jesus.
This Is Good News: That Band Live Has Always Sucked Major Ass
The world's dumbest band name ever.
And execrable music.
Just fucking wretched.
So, let's hope they are never heard from again.
This is a heartwarming story of bad people suffering because they are gross and stupid bagger assholes who suck dog dick and made so much bad music.
That will help make America greater again.
Thanks, Trump.
Friday, February 17, 2023
The Brilliant Hero Donald J Trump Ended Nikki Haley's Campaign Already
Trump appointed her to a useless post to put a good man in the governor's mansion in SC.
Heh, indeedy.
Fucking brilliant deboning of that shovel-faced Haley with almost no exertion required.
That wonderful Trump is the hero we need AND deserve.
Thanks, Obama.
It's Hard To Believe That Jonathan Chait Apparently Has Been A Vile Reactionary Dimwit All Along!
How could all the good people have failed to notice this before.
Wait...wut?
Every Doctor Should Leave Every Bagger State Permanently
Fuck baggers.
Let them die.
Any and all doctors should refuse to practice in any state with Republican government.
Start making America greater again by watching baggers die.
Thursday, February 16, 2023
Jesse Singal Has A Bit Of A Self-Hating Problem, Clearly
I mean, gaydar is going off all over the sector, has been for quite a while, my dude.
Gay Vulcans can hear this guy screaming in his closet.
Sad.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Being gay is fine.
The Bush Cheney People Are So Happy The Obama Administration Was So Obscenely Awful
Makes them look not so bad, maybe.
Obama was the worst President in American history.
Bush was third, after Reagan.
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
The Best News Ever: Racist Bagger Ded
White racist coward kills self! Praise be!
Every day a racist bagger assholes offs themself is a good day. Moar!
Thanks, Obama!
Donald J Trump Is A Giant American Conservative Intellectual And Supreme GOP Leader, Making America Greater Again
Very stable genius does not go far enough!
What a brain!
What a man!
Trump! Trump! TRUMP!!
Thanks, Obama.
Tuesday, February 14, 2023
The Ramones, 1982
If you were born in 1978, chances are you did not attend the US Festival to watch The Ramones play.
That cherry burst P bass, tho...
QAnon Is Still A Thing For The Free RePubic Baggers
These are the saddest motherfuckers in the known universe.
Qtards are dumber than libertarians.
There.
I said it.
It Seems Highly Unlikely That Entertainment Tonite Superfan Lil Jimmy Surowiecki Was Right About Anything
Things must be getting really fucking shit out there...
Pro Tip: Conservatives Are Too Stupid To Know That They're Wrong About Everything
This Limey bitch Allison Pearson is a typical conservative nitwit: too dumb to know she's dumber than dogshit.
Sad.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, February 13, 2023
How Could Any Able-Minded White American Christian Believe That Ron DeSantis Groomed Teenage Girls For Sex?
There's no way Meatball Ron would be trying to hop on teenage girls.
That's not how he plays ball.
Balls.
Sunday, February 12, 2023
Pat Tillman Was No Bagger Hero
Poor stupid bastard made a deadly mistake, but he was no bagger hero.
The American empire is evil even if you are a football player.
Fetterman Will Not Be Much Of A Senator, But He's A Tough Bastard
Dems suck, even if they're nine feet tall.
But Fetterman has shown he's a true beast of a man.
Thanks, Doc.
Saturday, February 11, 2023
We Must Never Forget What Vile, Screaming Morons And Liars Jimmy Dore And His Pissboys Have Been All Along
The worst people who ever lived.
Dore is too stupid to be of use to anyone.
If you promulgate bagger lies as truth, you are a reactionary bagger cokksukker.
Fukk them all in the skull holes forever.
From The Dumber Than Dogshit Files: Vaccine Killin' People! FreeDUMB!!
For realz!
Cuz bagging.
On this planet, it was a tragic suicide, but baggers are dumber than dog shit.
This is prob a job for Jaxon Tinkles or Max Blumenthal.
Conservatism truly is a mental defect.
Stupid Liberal New York Times, Hirin' Conservative Halfwits And Being GOP Stenographers And Shit
Never reporting on the stuff nice white christian people like or anything.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Rapey Uncle Joe Has Done More To Aid The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Than Trump Could Even Imagine
Thank the gods that we have the brave patriotic bagger remover to ded suddenly hundreds of baggers every day.
Under his eye.
Friday, February 10, 2023
Q: Are All Baggers Dumber Than Dogshit? A: Anna Paulina Luna
For all the conservatives, the answer is yes.
Yes.
All baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Shocking News Of The Day: Awful, Talentless People Create Awful, Unwatchable Star Trek
If only there was some pattern we could have recognized.
Dumb hacks make garbage.
Who knew?
Smart people would have learned their lesson after they let dumb hacks run wild making Nemesis.
But, no, then there was the worst, and most embarrassingly stupid, Star Trek show ever, Discovery.
Sad.
Does this mean that Red Letter Media will not be reviewing this season of Picard with Mike and Rich Evans?
Thursday, February 9, 2023
Pro Tip: There's No Such Thing As A Good Cop
You cannot trust a cop.
Police are your enemies.
Police are the enemies of freedom, too.
Fuck the police.
Abolish the police.
All cops are bastards.
The 1312 Project.
Remember When AOC Coulda Removed Pelosi Permanently?
Even if that was all they accomplished, getting Pelosi out of Congress in the most humiliating way possible, it would have been a yuge boon for progress in American society.
Pelosi is a vile hard-right reactionary cunt.
And Alexandria Occasional Cortex had the chance to take out and failed because her own career was more important than progress.
Thanks, Obama.
That Very Scary Weather Balloon Was Here To Listen To Our WiFi And Taint Our Precious Bodily Fluids!
If you can't trust the State Department, well, who can you trust?
That damn chinamen and the communist party and insidious invisible spy balloons spying on us.
Thanks, Obama.
Wednesday, February 8, 2023
If You Believe In The Chinese Spy Balloon, You Are Dumb Enough To Believe In Jesus, Too
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit, and Marco Rubio is their best princess.
Americans are the dumbest and most propagandized people on the planet.
Sad.
Thanks, Chairman Mao.
Not Breaking News: NBC Hires Reactionary Hacks Like Dasha Burns To Aid The GOP
There was never a liberal media.
But baggers are dumber than dog shit, so...
Trump Is Nearly Finished Destroying The GOP--Can The Biggest Failure In American History Finish The Job?
Pat Buchanan couldn't do it.
Hell, even the inbred Bush losers didn't manage it, but Trump is so close?
Can Donald Trump finally succeed at something?
Remember When Obama Did Everything In His Power To Make Sure Sanders Would Never Get The Dem Nomination In 2020?
One big reason was to keep prescription drug prices high.
Obama serves evil.
Obama is a vile piece of human filth.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Tuesday, February 7, 2023
The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Loves Making Baggers Suddenly Ded
And making America greater again!
We need to love jesus more because jesus made baggers so fucking dumb that the blessed holy bagger remover has been suddenly deding them for years now, making life better for all decent, sane, and reasonably intelligent America patriots.
Praise be!
Thanks, Trump.
Gee, That Train Crash In Ohio Seems Like A Problem
Hope no non-GOP voters have to breath that shit in.
I wonder which state of bagger capitalism this is?
This is usually a Texas sorta occurrence...
Clearly, Roger Waters Was The Brains Of Pink Floyd
David Gilmour, not so much, girls.
This has been apparent since Syd Barrett left the band.
David Gilmour's wife seems like a right cunt as well.
Monday, February 6, 2023
Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit: Bethany Hamilton Edition
TERFs are more disgusting than rancid anal discharge.
From a syphilitic monkey.
Bethany Hamilton needs less jesus and sharks and more brains and arms in her life.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Even Yet Still More Not Breaking News: Jonathan Chait Is A Drooling Reactionary Halfwit!
Shocking, shocking news about Chait.
Nobody could possibly have known.
Sad.
Just terrible.
Such a surprise.
James Clyburn Is Fucking Corrupt That Even Fox 'News' Noticed
When even the inbred bagger simps at Fox "News" notice you are a fucking scumbag, well, you're a scumbag.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Thanks, Brandon!
The Only Truth In The Universe: Conservatives Are Always Wrong About Everything
Tarren Bragdon and Hayden Dublois are two of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
Conservatism truly is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Reactionaries are not capable of contributing to the advancement of a civilized society.
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Trump Is A Yuge All-American Loser With A Tiny Misshapen Orange Dick
Donald Trump is the world's worst businessman and world's saddest beta cuck.
Nobody likes that fat old orange dotard.
Not even the fucking Koch brothers and their Koch suckers.
Sad.
Thanks, Brandon.
Brandon's Balloon Is Bringing COVID23 To America
That balloon is prob makin' all the kids and frogs gay, too.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Attention Conservatives: Paxlovid Does Not Work On You
Paxlovid is not for you.
The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is what you need.
Thanks, Trump!
Saturday, February 4, 2023
More Baggers Suddenly Ded Makes America Greater Again
Discourage any and all baggers from getting vaccines or medical intervention of any sort.
If we love jesus enough, all the baggers will be ded and America will be so much greater again.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The blessed holy bagger remover is miracle for the heavens.
Under his eye!
As Impossible As It Sounds, The British Labor Party Sucks AND Blows Way More Dog Dick Than The Dems In The USA
Fucking vile people like Starmer and Brandon all around.
Conservatism truly is a mental defect.
Those Limey cokksukkers are no better than Rapey Uncle Joe stans.
John Fetterman: Team Player, Dem Fav
Bob Fucking Casey knows Fetterman is the key to his reelection.
Fetterman is gonna be the best Dem he can be, and the Dems will be happy to have him if he delivers voters and victories.
Thanks, Trump!
Friday, February 3, 2023
Nobody Tell Creepy Old Mike Pence That Not A Single Fucking Person Is Going To Vote For Him In 2024
It's gonna be so much fun watching him eat shit.
So stupid, so gross, so nasty, Pence will get fewer votes than there are eligible voters in his immediate family.
Praise be!
Thanks, Trump.
House Dems Are Way Dumber Than House Baggers
Nothing more pathetic than a Dem.
They suck ass.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
At least the GOP has the excuse of not knowing what socialism is...
Thursday, February 2, 2023
Trump's No Rich Guy--He's Just Another Beta Cuck Loser Living Off Daddy's Fortune
Trump is a yuge loser.
Nothing but a beta cuck incel boy who had to marry Eurotrash whores Ivana and Malaria because no American women would have him.
When it comes to chicks, he's like a taller Tim Pool.
Heh, indeedy.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Absolutely Not Breaking Fucking News: Conservatism Is Incompatible With Eductation, Scholarship, And Intelligence
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
You can't run a school with conservatives in it.
They shit on everything.
Conservatives are always wrong.
And nasty.
Remove the conservatives and make America greater again.
Wednesday, February 1, 2023
Rev. Alta Burnett Is Here To Remind You That Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Even Pete Townshend would agree.
Teen. Age. Waste. Land.
Thanks, Tommy.
Minnesota Is Way Better Than Texas Or Florida
It's nice to see some good things happen when Dems tell baggers to suck dog dick.
Abortion is freedom.
Under his eye.
The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is The Greatest Miracle In Human History
Such ignorance and suffering brought to you by the gods' love, killing conservatives for fun AND to make America greater again.
Praise be!
Thanks, Trump.