martinis on the roof: May 2023

But anything that so clearly scares the shit out of the vile reactionary shitheads at the New York Post--the comments are so fucking entertaining!--cannot be bad thing.

Cynisca Cycling Is Utterly Vicious With That Vile TERF Idiot Inga Thompson

And decency.

Ouch.

I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson.

That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for speaking out.

Inga Thompson was shamed for being a grotesquely stupid and ignorant shabby bigot.

TERFs suck ass.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Johnny Marr's Work With The The Is Easily The Second Best Thing He's Ever Done

Saturday, May 13, 2023

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Dumber Than Elron Musk Fer Sure

If You Think Trans Kids Are A Problem, They You're The Problem

Conservatism and bigotry are both mental defects.

Reactionary idiots cannot be trusted in any decent society.

We must cherish kids, cherish trans kids, and all the kids while we exterminate the foul disease of conservatism from our lives.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Fuck TERFs, racists, nazis, guntards, bigots, libertarians, Republicans, MAGA CHUDS, christians, fundamentalists, proud boys, and every other sort of reactionary scum.

Inshallah.

Sweden Is Still Fucked With COVID Because Conservatism Is A Mental Defect

Sweden did the dumb shit that Jimmy Dore and RFK Jr. and the Brownstone Institute and the Koch Brothers and every other reactionary idiot wanted.

And they're fucked.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Texas Is A Bagger Shithole Every Bit As Rancid And Disgusting And Stupid As Florida

Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society.

If you think trans kids are a problem, you're the problem.

Baggers are dumber than doghit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Friday, May 12, 2023

JFC, Don't, Just Don't, No, Never

It's Nice That The Bezos Post Tried To Defend Tucker Carlson's Girl Kaitlan Collins

Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together.

Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere.

Without Tucker, Kaitlan Collins would be fellating white nationalists somewhere in Montana.

Without Jeff Bezos, Jeremy Barr would spend all his time whacking off to his LazyTown tapes.

The circle of bagger life.

Phillipa York Is Good People

Moar from folks like York, much, much less from shabby bigots like Inga Thompson and Riley Gaines.

If you think trans athletes are a problem, you're the problem.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Too Bad The Assholes Who Own The Stewart Hotel Didn't Have The Common Sense And Common Decency To Leave This Old Man Alone

Especially after getting millions of dollars dumped on the every month by the city.

But Chairman Mao knew what to do with landlords.

Time to bring back that classic wisdom and goodness.

Thursday, May 11, 2023

CNN Used To Be Bernard Shaw And Peter Arnett And John Holliman Broadcasting Live From The Bombing Of Baghdad While Hiding Under A Table In Their Room At The Al-Rashid Hotel

Now CNN is that vapid reactionary cunt Kaitlan Collins standing on that stage like an idiot with her dumb empty head bobbing helplessly while Trump smears his own shit everywhere.

Brilliant.

One thing is for sure, in 1991 Kaitlan Collins would have been too stupid to even hide under the desk during the American bombing of Baghdad. She would have been standing out on the balcony like a moron, giggling and drooling and waving at the fireworks until the US military finally offed her.

Thanks, Ted Turner.

Dianne Feinstein's Senior Staff Are Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn And Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas

California is getting exactly what it deserves, tho.

The Dems are fucking worthless reactionary losers and always will be.

And Feinstein was always amongst the most awful and conservative Dems anywhere.

Even before she was a fucking corpse in a wheelchair.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Rapey Uncle Brandon Might Lose 49 States To Trump Next Year

Or he might win 50.

But neither Trump nor Brandon should be anywhere near the presidency.

America is a fucked society.

Certainly Rapey Uncle Joe losing to Trump/Tuberville 2024 would be way more entertaining than other outcome.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Under his eye.

Kudos To Cynisca Cycling For Dumbing That Nasty TERF Idiot Inga Thompson

Well done, French people.

Nobody likes a fukkin' disgusting bigoted TERF.

Cycling needs to be better than Inga Thompson and Alison Sydor.

Inshallah.

Meatball Ron Of The Pudding Fingers Keeps Screaming At You That Conservatism Is Incompatible With A Sane Society

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Florida is a bagger shithole.

What the actual fuck does Meatball Ron have to do to convince every fucking sane person in the galaxy that conservatism is a mental defect.

Meanwhile, 32 Years Ago

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

We Can Thank The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover For Making Sure Baggers Believe Only The Dumbest Horseshit In The Visible Universe

Ded baggers.

The best thing, the only thing making America greater again.

Thanks to jesus and the blessed holy bagger remover.

Baggers are too dumb to understand much of anything, but they will believe every unhinged reactionary lie and mountain of right-wing horseshit they can find.

So they die.

Praise be!

While the rest of us stay safer and live longer because we are not conservative baggy asswipes.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit, and there are no dumber baggers than on the Free RePubic.

The WindSisters Seem Like Good People

Nice to see nice ladies doing nice things.

WindSisters are some of the good ones, apparently.

We all need to be more like them.

If We Wanna Get Rid Of The Guns Quicker, We Need The BlackNRA, TransNRA, And MuslimNRA To Be Out And Proud And Ready To Rumble

Accelerate the politics of this gun shit.

Scare the shit outta those white racist guntard pussies.

No guns, know peace.

The 2A is about the army, and every sentient being in the visible universe who isn't a bagger retard knows this.

Respect the Constitution.

Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas Is Every Bit As Corrupt As Jim Clyburn

Every bagger is a screaming fucktard, but Uncle Thomas has turned being a slimy bagger cokksukker into a disgusting art form.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

We should end the bagger cancer by all possible means.

Boy Thing

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Chrisitanity Is A Fairy Tale For Idiots--Strong Christians Are Just Dumbasses

Christianity is not compatible with sanity, scholarship, civilization, or reason.

As the great man said, christianity is stupid.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

We must remove all reactionaries from our society.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Tough Day For The Baggers At The Free RePubic Cesspool

Teabagger existential crisis.

Sad.

Trump is history's greatest loser.

Thanks, Obama.

The Greenland Ice Sheet Thing Is Def Prob Nothing, And Nobody Should Even Think About It

It turns out GloBull warming is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work.

Sure, some poor, blameless people around the world will suffer, but the baggy fukks will really eat shit, and jesus has decided the sacrifice is worth it.

Praise be!

The University Of Minnesota Can Do Better Than The CEO Of Spam

The next guy will be the CEO of racism.

Or Herschel Walker.

Or some other bagger fuckface.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Minnesota should know better.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut

Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.

TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.

If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.

Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.

Sad.

Thanks, Eddy.

Such Bright, So Accordion And Hair, Wow

Monday, May 8, 2023

Zooey Zephyr Should Be The Next President

She'd be way fukkin' better than Rapey Uncle Brandon or Trump.

At least she knows a thing or two.

Zooey Zephyr might be one Dem to vote for.

The The, The Interview, The 2023

Keith Self Makes A Compelling Case For Being The Dumbest Bagger In The Visible Universe

Even dumber than Jimmy Dore!

Somebody needs to explain to poor stupid Keith that jesus isn't real.

Soles Asylum

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is A Fukkin' Moron

Sunday, May 7, 2023

Amy Chozik's Dad Never Even Talked To Mike Taibbi Before This Elizabeth Holmes Shitshow

Chozik pere had no idea who the fuck Mike Taibbi was.

He knows now.

Even though his Amy is not called Matt and is not that bald, he still feels like the biggest fucking asshole in the world today.

Now he knows what it's like to be Mike Taibbi.

Every

Day.

Remember When Bob's Crafts Got Busted In That House Parlor

That sure was funny.

What a patriotic creep Bob's Crafts is!

Jim Clyburn Is The Most Corrupt Man In America

Clyburn is way more corrupt than Uncle Thomas.

Or Donald Trump.

Or Rapey Uncle Brandon.

Or even Obama.

For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems!

Feed Tha Three

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Not Breaking News: Aseem Malhotra Is A Fucking Bagger Idiot

Off All The Spoiled Brats From Outside Boston Who Were Indie Musicians Now Pushing 60, The Only One Who Amounted To Anything Was J Mascis

And J Masics is, well, uh...

AND we got Sebadoh out of it!

But Evan Dando, Juliana Hatfield, all those assholes turned out to be not much.

Whoopsie.

Good thing your dad was a doctor or some shit.

Got you into tv. Got your sister that job as a bigtime magazine writer or whatever.

Dinosaur Jr., good. Lemonheads and the rest, who cares?

Slimy Bob would be wicked proud of his boy.

Civilization And Reason Owe A Great Debt To The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover And Free RePubic Baggers

These fucking morons have done more to make America greater again than Donald Trump would manage in the next 10,000 years.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover has done the lords' work to make sure every conservative was a fucking stupid as possible, making the maximum number of them ded baggers.

Ded baggers are good baggers.

Under his eye!

Keith Regier And His Inbred Bagger Retard Family Are Incomaptible With Sanity

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Regier and his retard idiot klan should be removed from decent society permanently.

Friday, May 5, 2023

OG Kim

Brittney Griner And Megan Rapinoe Are Good People

Riley Gaines, Inga Thompson, and Alison Sydor are rancid cunts.

Nothing more vile than a fukkin' TERF.

Bigots suck major ass.

Even more disgusting than libertarians.

Hard To Tell Who Loves The Brownstone Institute More, Free RePubic Baggers Or Jimmy Dore

Although there's not really any meaningful difference now.

Jimmy Dore is as reactionary a fucking dipshit as the most racist retarded Free RePubic bagger.

Sad.

Thank christ for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover!

I Think The Lew Kaplan May Be Trying To Send Trump A Message

Your fucked.

Sic.

That's the message.

Joe Tacopenis has been the finest Italian Heritage(tm) lawyer Trump could find.

Whoopsie.

Sad.

Thanks, Soros.

2 Queens & A

Thursday, May 4, 2023

Herschel Walker Is Even More Of A Trump Son Than Elron Musk

Way more of a Trump kid than any of the brain-dead mutants actually named Trump.

Herschel Walker would have been the perfect VP for Trump, but nobody likes a loser.

Or a thief.

Heh, indeedy.

Healthcare In The United States Is A Criminal Enterprise

The Is The Baggiest, Most Oklahoma Story Ever!

Praise be!

Because of our freedumb, our guns, and the blessed holy bagger remover, everyone in Oklahoma will be shot dead eventually, and America will be greater again!

On a sad note, Jesse McFadden wrecked any chance he had of winning Republican Man of the Year this year when he killed himself.