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Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers: very stable genius . Only the best people for Meatball Ron. Everyone is saying it: Meatball Ron can pi...

Cops are bastards, lying bastards. The fentanyl horseshit was made up to scare the dumbest white people in the visible universe. Fuck the po...

Bagger states are not fit for human habitation. Anyone and everyone who has the means MUST leave Texas. Leave the baggers to drown in their ...

And fucking DiFi has no idea where the fuck she is! But Rapey Uncle Joe and Trump and Pelosi are the same way. Demented old fools who should...

A great American making America greater again. Rudy Giuliani is the sort of very stable genius we need now. Inshallah.

It can always be worse. Even for Mike Taibbi. Even for Raf Yglesias. Your Matts might be creepy and stupid vile bald cunts, but they are not...

Nicely played. Tucker Carlson never made a friend in his life. Clearly, everyone who ever met him despised him, even the CIA. Heh, indeedy.

You're old. Surgery was a good band tho. This is a great piece. I remember when people wrote about shit instead of twitting about shit. ...

Bill Wyman was so very wrong. And anyone who thinks the Pumpkins stuff holds up is dumber than Elron Musk.  And if you're Ryan Broderic...

The Grate One. Free RePubic baggers sure like to complain about other baggers. Sad. Thanks, Trump!

Probably should be Trump's VP, tho. Not many galaxy brain super geniuses like this in the GOP. Wait, what...

Most of AOC's people seem to be as awful as she is, but Justine Medina sounds pretty cool . Never, ever vote for Dems. But anything that...

And decency. Ouch. I guess those folks don't have any time for TERFy scumbags like Thompson. That poor dumb fuck was not shamed for spea...

Conservatism and bigotry are both mental defects. Reactionary idiots cannot be trusted in any decent society. We must cherish kids, cherish ...

Sweden did the dumb shit that Jimmy Dore and RFK Jr. and the Brownstone Institute and the Koch Brothers and every other reactionary idiot wa...

Conservatism is incompatible with a civilized society. If you think trans kids are a problem, you're the problem. Baggers are dumber tha...

Reactionary shitbags gotta stick together. Without friends, Tucker Carlson never would have even gotten into college anywhere. Without Tucke...

Moar from folks like York, much, much less from shabby bigots like Inga Thompson and Riley Gaines. If you think trans athletes are a problem...

Especially after getting millions of dollars dumped on the every month by the city. But Chairman Mao knew what to do with landlords. Time to...