brother from ann coulter's black planet

for a time i was concerned that hermentum would not provide as much high-calorie, nausea-inducing amusement as that psycho bitch michele bachmann, but man oh man was i wrong.  he's so frothing right now, he makes santorum look clean and wholesome.  i still get the vibe that he's a full-of-shit grifter like palin and huckabee, but cain is so out there, so stupid and such a fucking creep that he's better than anything else we got going right now.  plus, the cognitive dissonance for the teabaggers caused by a black man pulling a 'hey where are the white women at' at every possible opportunity is gonna cause some very soft, empty, racist asshole heads to explode like dull, wet farts.