barack obama: karmic genius

there really isn't any way serial-adulterer newt gingrich can get the republican nomination.  he such a fucking dirtball that even the teabagger scum shouldn't stomach him.  but the polls are starting to get weird, and stupid shit gets way more traction than it should in these parts.  is it possible that barack obama is some sort of karmic genius?  could he get so fucking lucky that his only path to reelection, the gingrich nomination, will actually come to pass?  nobody's that good.  obama certainly isn't.  but is he that lucky?  will those idiots really trade can't-lose president romney for can't-win epic defeat gingrich?  tune again next time for another installment of bullshit or not?