Chris Christie Countdown: How Long Till He Becomes A Democrat

6XL fleece-wearing tub o' lard Chris Christie is on his way to becoming a Democrat.  It only remains to be seen how long it will take him to understand that he will never win a primary contest for President in the Republican party.  Once he does, he'll waddle his way across the aisle because he really wants to be the most ginormous modern US President.  He won't win in either party, but it would be fab to make him go on a very public apology tour and kiss the rings of half a dozen important Democratic Party constituencies.  At least that way Moby's Dick will give us some amusement.  If he shows sufficient fealty, then the Democrats can make him their thin-skinned, camera-hogging blowhard attack whale.