Scott DesJarlais: The 2012 Winner Of The Newt Gingrich Memorial Republican Of The Year Award

Rep. Scott DesJarlais is the Newt Gingrich Republican of the year!  More than any other Republican this year he embodies Newt's shameless hypocrisy, stunning ignorance, boundless stupidity, and unchecked evil.  DesJarlais has done much to make Newt proud and make himself deserving of this award.  DesJarlais forced his wife to have not one, but two abortions, abortions he wants to make unsafe and unaffordable to any and all women who will not fuck him.  That's Newt-tastic!  He not only cheated on his wife, but also sexually violated both patients and coworkers, using his position to both break the law by giving drugs to women he wanted to fuck and to intimidate underlings into fucking him.  That sort of shit gives Newt a wicked fucking boner.  I bet Newt wishes he'd become a medical doctor now that he knows you can get junkie trim with prescription drugs!  DesJarlais is every bit as big a piece of shit as Newt Gingrich.  Not even former Rep. Joe Walsh is as big a dirtbag asshole as DesJarlais is.  DesJarlais even makes titanic cockbag adulterer David Petraeus look like a piker!  All hail the 2012 Newt Gingrich Memorial Republican Of The Year Award winner Scott DesJarlais.