Are You The NRA? You Should Be

I am the NRA.  I essentially didn't have a choice, and it seemed like a reasonable necessity at the time.  Before now I was never really frisky enough to fuck with the guntard rank and file.  That's different now.  Tipping point and shit.  The NRA is the problem.  You can change that.  If all of us become active members, we can change the course of that axis of evil and force the murder industry to start another trade group.  Join the NRA.  Read the bullshit they send you and get involved.  If enough of us get in there and become active, we can destroy them from the inside and make Michael Moore the next president of the NRA.