Senator Slurpy Says Bye-Bye

Following in the great tradition of purported Republican saviors shitting the bed and killing their national political aspirations after an Obama speech--see, Jindal, Piyush--Marco Rubio, Senator Slurpy, effectively ended his hope of ever being nominated for President last night by giving an incoherent and inane SOTU response.  Poor Rubio couldn't even keep the plot during his short speech, and he looked so goofy and helpless that he will never again be taken quite so seriously by the Republican masters.  Adios, dickbag.