Grumpy Cat Food Commission

STORYBOARD: Tard the Grumpy Cat from Tumblr on Vimeo.

Maybe Obama would do better getting Grumpy Cat to direct his policies on entitlement reform, the criminal Grand Bargain, and his inane Catfood Commission in place of well-known stupid and selfish cockbag Pete Peterson.  Of course, Tard enjoys tuna and Starbucks coffee cakes, but the old people in the United States will probably not have the scratch for that sort of stuff and will need to focus on surving on actual store-brand cat food by the time Obama is done Koch-sucking Peterson and his asshole crew.  Regardless, I'm sure Grumpy Cat would do a hell of a lot better job setting priorities than Peterson, Bowles, or that rancid douchenozzle Alan Simpson.  Way better lookin' than Simpson, too.