Portland Oregon's Tainted Precious Bodily Fluids and Tainted Intelligence

Portland, Oregon: at least 50% dumber than you thought.  These poor, deluded idiots voted against basic intelligence once again when they voted against water fluoridation.  This is a pretty sad and disgusting turn of events, placing Portland square in the middle of the wingnut assholes, anti-vaccination morons, and tin-foil hat wearing whackjobs.  It is clear that Portland didn't want their precious bodily fluids tainted by fluoride, by science, by evidence, or by basic comprehension.  General Jack D. Ripper would be very proud; the paranoid loons at Info Wars, the climate deniers, and the gun crazy teabaggers have many brothers and sisters in Portland.  They are all too fucking stupid to understand very basic science and how evidence works.  That's sad, because it is always way harder--and more expensive--to fix the problem later.  Of course, the biggest overprivileged cocksuckers in the world have lots of stunningly unintelligent things to say on this; it was good to see a few decent spuds toss a little reality into that shit stew.