The Toa Of Chris Hayes

Chris Hayes, dweeby, bloodless, self-satisfied middle-school-smartypants, has found his true purpose besides collecting a huge check helping to maintain the Village Idiot establishment: making Bill O'Reilly's show look hilariously silly and unimportant.  Hayes usually does a decent job presenting somewhat complex, competently-considered issues on his tee vee show--and as long as the machine continues to nurture and enrich him, he will gladly do absolutely nothing to endanger the privilege of his masters--but Hayes' true mission seemingly is to be an object lesson in just how brainless and foolish Bill O'Reilly and his show are.  When Bill's not jerking himself off on camera he's butchering basic logic and the simplest of facts, and Hayes is more than happy to be the opposite.  Hayes is a classic smarmy douchebag, but he is doing gods' work making O'Reilly look even more foolish now.