Toronto's Own Crackhead Rob

This is fun. Too bad it didn't happen in Trenton or Albany or Philadelphia.  The American media coverage would have been absolutely insane.  As it stands, Canadians just don't have a feel for gut-busting absurdist political comedy.  I mean, we made stars out of worthless whores like Sarah Palin, Allen West, Michele Bachmann, and George W. Bush, but can you imagine Rob Ford as an American?  A pampered, teabagger, son-of-a-rich-guy, law-and-order conservative who turns out to be a crackhead and petty criminal and is outed while in elected office?  Holy fuck, that would be hilarious!  I mean, maybe it is a little too Bushy, but still, Retardboy was never dumb enough to smoke crack on video in the internet age as far as we know.  This guy is in office and his whole world is imploding.  I'm sure a shitload of other fun stuff will be coming out soon; we already know about crack, killings, DWIs, sexual harassment.  What's next?