Idiots Delight Endless Puke Funnel Funfetti

Jesus Frakking Christ, this is fun.  Well, not fun, exactly.  Maybe funny.  Maybe an apocalyptic omen.  Whatevs.  Anyway, the only point came from Sr. Professor Douglas "Don't Call Me Doug" Brooks when he tries to explain that losing the racing bike cred did a shitload to undo the whole brand.  Serotta was a high-end, rare racing bike at one time, long before it was an overpriced joke.  Maybe, just maybe, the Serotta racing bike company would still be in business.  Or not.  Whatevs.