School Shootings Are Not Really News Anymore

America is a great place.  We don't need to report the sunrise, and we don't really need to report school shootings anymore.  They're just part of the background noise now, and we should only get really excited about them when it is something special, like a record breaker or a Sailor Moon or other special theme shooting.  Otherwise, put 'em next to the high school football scores or some shit.