Country Singer Shot Dead!

It's a start.  I kid.  This fucking clown was shot to death over smoking, apparently.  That might be the most American thing I can possibly imagine, more American that Betsy Ross going airtight with Uncle Sam, Ronald Reagan, and Jesus on David Vitter's rubber comforter with the U.S. Constitution printed on it while a bald eagle shits on them and takes pictures.  It is time for a reprint of the pamphlet Don't Shoot People You Fucking Idiot and give it to every dipshit redneck in the old Confederacy.  Assholes.