Rand Paul's A Slow-Motion Rob Ford

Crack?  4th string libertarian Jaeger?  Analogue?  Anyway, Rand Paul is being dismantled in public over plagiarism mostly, with Rachel Maddow playing the part of a level V cable tee vee kaiju.  Paul's pathetic plagiarism is kinda weird and kinda sad.  Nobody believes that Rand Paul himself is writing this garbage, but, like his fucktard father Ron Paul, Rand surrounds himself with hapless, incompetent losers who mostly serve to make the Senator look like a fucking dipshit.  I guess that's good, cuz Paul is a creepy and nasty fucking moron, and we good Americans should be gratified that he doesn't need any of Rob Ford's crack to implode his own political career.