I Want Rob Ford To Be America's Mayor

All Rudy Giuliani ever did was be a disgusting greaseball with a bad toupe and a lisp, a serial adulterer and cousin-fucker--besides being a criminally incompetent mayor, of course, who put the NYC emergency management HQ in the fucking WTC--but Rob Ford is way more entertaining than Rudy could ever be; Crackhead Rob has a crack-fueled panache that Guiliani could never match in a thousand years.  Rob Ford deserves the honor of "America's Mayor" above the unctuous Rudy.  Let's make Crackhead Rob Ford "America's Mayor".