We Demand An End To Liquor Ads On Television And Claire Forlani

All of the inane tequila and vodka ads didn't do it, but Claire Forlani did.  We must re-ban liquor ads on the tee vee in order to save ourselves from those dispiritingly awful Dewar's adverts.  Since Forlani doesn't do movies anymore, even Kevin Smith movies, if we outlaw liquor ads, we will be safe from that atrocious, mouth-full-of-marbles accent and Giamatti-esque scenery-chewing.