Chris Christie Starring In The FBI

Ruh-roh.  This Zimmer thing just got very dangerous for Chris "Moby's Dick" Christie now that the creepy lingerie-wearing boys from the Federal Bureau of Investigation are on the case.  Unless Christie has major stick with the Feds, it is pretty likely that the Bureau will be able to squeeze one of his underlings with the threat of prison time--even if for some bullshit "lying to a Federal Officer" kind of scam--if they don't roll over on the Great White NJ Whale.  Politically, Christie is dead--only the dimmest of dim bulbs believe that Christie will be better off after this--but politically dead is a fuck of a lot better than on the way to the Federal pokey, and if the Feds want to play hardball, they might just feel like chasing that white whale all the way into prison.  Heh, indeedy.