What Fort Hood Needs Is More Guns

If only every soldier and civilian on base at Fort Hood had been armed, we could have increased the death toll from the latest shooting in the hundreds!  How great would that have been?  Instead of one fucking nutjob shooting at people with the police and MPs trying to stop him, we could have had easily hundreds of panicked idiots shooting all at once!  That's the way to get some numbers!  Killed!  Wounded!  All way way up when tens of thousands of rounds start flying everywhere at once!  And not just Fort Hood--let's get everyone a gun so we can be a shootin' everyone all day.  Everybody gets a gun.  Well, not the blacks and shit, but all good white people get guns so they can shoot people any time.  Fuck yeah!  That's motherfucking America!