Breaking News: Water's Wet, The Sky Is Blue, and Ivy League Universities Are Shitty Schools

Get this guy a fucking cookie.  Fun experiment: pick any Ivy League school and then get a map.  Within a 20 mile radius from any Ivy League institution there will be two schools, a state university of some sort along with some crappy, non-selective private college that admits 75%+ of the people who apply and charges more than Dartmouth--think classic welfare academia.  Go to each of the three schools and cut a random group of students from each in half and count the rings.  What you'll find is that the Ivy League students are no smarter than the state-school or shitty private school kids.  The difference is that the Ivy League kids WILL be a shitload more wealthy and stupendously well-connected as compared to the two other groups of students, but that's it.