Sweet Jesus Charlie Crist, Bill O'Reilly Is Schooling The Blacks About Why They're Not White

I guess Megyn Kelly sodomized Bill O'Reilly on his show last night--but not with the proper keester falafel Bill wanted his producer to shove up his ass--so O'Reilly's butthurt made him put on stunningly fucked-up Uncle Tom Ben Carson on his show to lick his balls a little bit to make him feel better.  See, asswhipe, O'Reilly knows that white privilege doesn't exist because he knows, dammit.  Blacks are poor cause they're poor, and black, in O'Reilly's addled racist microbrain.  Fuckin' lovely.