The BlackNRA Could Do More Good For America In 2014 Than Any Other Civil Rights Group Ever

The (racist asshole) NRA is a completely useless bunch of greasy cracker morons, but the BlackNRA would be the most powerful--if short lived--civil rights organization in the history of the galaxy.  I'm completely serious.  African-American men demanding and exercising their right to be fucking unhinged gun loons like half the teabagging douchenozzles in America would have a profound effect on the struggle for civil rights and gun control.  Civil rights leaders could engineer the takeover the current NRA--there would be something hilariously majestic about that--or they could just form the BlackNRA and get all the brothers and sisters, along with their white friends, to buy a gun and join up.  The change in the attitude of most Americans would be astounding, and since the current NRA is in large part made up of all the biggest fucking dickless cowards on earth, that group would run and hide behind their mother's tattered drawers and leave the hard work to the good guys.  Much worthwhile stuff would suddenly become possible if all the blahs had guns and demanded their rights like their toothless teabagging cousins.  It would be a whole new world.  Folks like Sharpton and Jackson and the NOI, along with the BlackNRA, would be some of the greatest heroes in history.