Jeter Destroys The Haters

Yeah Jeets.  Sure, for quite a while now the bitchy Jeter hate has been more entertaining than the Yankees, but even the losers at Deadspin managed to lose even more last night.  Jeter won, again.  Sure, he shoulda pulled the slick move and just retired last night with no notice and avoided the year of inanity.  But that's not business, and Jeter was the last of the great baseball symbols, corporate symbols, in New York and anywhere.  Good player, smart guy, big stage, made the money, made the money for everybody, stayed outa trouble.  He did what Olbermann couldn't do.  He did what most baseball players, even players with more skill, more talent, couldn't do, and he did it for the Yankees in New Fucking York.  Last night he said fuck you and fuck you and fuck you to all of them, and now he gets to take his giant pile of fucking money and go have the best second half of a life in human history.  And the Yankees still had a decent season because the only metric that counts to god is finishing ahead of the Red Sox.  Maybe Roger Goodell will pay Jeter a million dollars to kick Jared Remy in the balls this winter.