Thursday, October 30, 2014

Big Gay iPhones Tell Me Ted Cruz Is Still A Fucking Dipshit

Gay iPhones should have bigger screens and smaller bezels, bigger batteries making the phones a bit thicker so the fucking camera doesn't erupt like a stubborn pimple from the back of the phone, and go back to the glass-and-metal retro-future aesthetic.  Otherwise, I don't give a fuck if my iPhone digs chicks or dudes.  That said, Ted Cruz is gods-damned dumber than a post about every single fucking thing in the world.  Texas.  It's like a really fucking retarded country. 

2 comments:

  1. My iPhone's hole is too tight to fuck very well. Not saying I'm monstrously well-endowed either, but the designers went overkill on this one.

    #iphonerechargeporttootighttoscrew

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