Rick Scott: Too Creepy And Dumb Even For Florida?

Does Scott not have a functioning campaign?  Why didn't his campaign manager slap the shit out of Scott and tell him to get his ass out onto the stage?  This is a close race, and the scuttlebutt is that this fan thing may have lost for the Scott side already.  It could be argued that this was a peek into the heart of Rick Scott, and everyone could see what a weird and petty and dumb man he is, but since he's running for reelection in Florida, weird and petty and dumb pretty much defines the electorate.  For the love of all the gods in all the hells, let's have Crist win just for the entertainment value of watching tee vee Republicans have a collective stroke live on election night.  That would fuckin' rock.