Are Bigfoot Whackjobs Better Or Worse Than UFO Whackjobs?

Too many of the Bigfoot idiots look and sound like inbred hillbillies, while the UFO fools are geeks and dweebs.  Some of the nerds can feign a modicum of education at least, even though they're as unhinged and idiotic as any of the other fuckwits out there.  Those Bigfoot guys, though, you feel bad laughing at their mental infirmity.  Seems cruel.  Like dwarf tossing.  Or George W. Bush trying to talk.  I get the feeling that the Bigfoot clowns are probably huge teabaggers and addle-headed Koch-sucking Republicans in their spare time.  Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm getting the redneck and crazy teabagger vibe each and every time from those Sasquatch fluffers.