Cowboys V. Washington Is The Greatest Can't-They-Both-Lose Situation In The History Of The Galaxy And Proof There Are No Gods

We can put up with lots of horrors and still love the gods, kids with cancer, hunger, war, suffering, desolation, Rudy Giuliani's greasy anus face and syphilitic brain, but not the Cowboys versus Washington.  There is no greater atrocity in all of creation.  Any loving gods, any gods at all, even evil, snarling gods who look like Dick Cheney's scabrous poxied scaly dick, if those gods were real, they would not allow either the Cowboys or Washington to win anything at any time, yet the game was played and maybe even on the tee vee.  Fucking gods are fucking dead and we are doomed.  This is the saddest day in human history.