I Wanted To Like The Scott Pilgrim Movie. I Tried.

But that flick is wicked fucking annoying.  Astoundingly twee.  Too cute.  Trying too hard.  Way dumber than it thinks it is.  I mean, the movie was based on an "underground" "indie" comic written specifically to become a movie, and that's horseshit.  Scott Pilgrim is the Smashing Pumpkins of indie comics, a shallow and cynical cash grab.  Still, it almost had moments, and I would have liked the film a bit if it didn't blow ginormous moose cock.