Is There A More Disappointing Consumer Product Sold In America Than The Eddie Bauer Flannel Shirt?

The frakking things don't fit right.  It says relaxed fit right on the tag, but they are so damn tight across the shoulders and upper arms.  Certainly I am built like an athletic Adonis, but somehow the way cheaper Cabela's shirts manage to fit sorta, as do the L.L. Bean shirts.  The EB shirts feel more substantial, though they are hella ugly, but they are shaped all wrong.  Plus, the fucking tall sizes are really short.  The sleeves are comically poorly endowed.  Surely I am a perfectly proportioned giant, as well as hung like a stallion, but why can most other assholes manage to get the stupid flannel shirts to fit, while Eddie Bauer completely fucks it up?  Good thing they were on sale; they're stupid expensive.