Is There Anything Dumber And More Offensive Than 'Help America Pray The Rosary'?

I guess you're saying, "I'm a gigantic asshole AND I'm a catholic!"  But jesus, why would you be so proud of being so gods-damned primitive?  What the fuck is a rosary, anyway, besides some cheap plastic beads on a nylon string in the hands of a sad and frightened animal?  How in the name of fuck is that crap going to help America?  What is going to help, exactly?  What the fuck is wrong with people?