Who Told The Gods-Damned Idiot Teabaggers About Our Fucking Chemtrail Project??

FUCK!  First someone blabbed about Jade Helm 15, and now the stupid fucking teabaggers are figuring the truth about our formerly-secret Chemtrails.  Listen, assholes, these teabaggers are way too fucking dense to figure this shit out on their own, so one of you fuckers musta told them about our super-secret teabagger mind-control project.  Or whatever it is we are doing to these sorry bastards with our chemtrails.   Somebody told 'em, and if we find you, we're gonna do something bad to you.  Something inexplicably horrible.  Something really fucking insane.  And bad.  Bad, bad, bad.  Something.  The teabaggers know that's no idle threat.