What's Doubly Hilarious About Today's Shooting Is That It's Not Even A Proper Exceptionally American Mass Shooting

Only three dead including the shooter.  Jeez, that's nothing--though the live tee vee stunt was interesting in a vulgar, Trump-campaign-psycho way.  This is America, gods damn it!  We don't just kill three at a time.  We want more!  More guns!  More dead!  Individual murder is for pikers.  This is the land of guns and psycho killers!  That means numbers.  Three dead is not enough.  Every sick asshole in America with a gun demands more!