John's Boehner, Exceptional American Loser

Jesus, Boehner was a more than simply an incompetent drunk, and now he's leaving.  What will we do with all the cheap orange spray tanner?  The boxes and boxes of cheap wine?  Washington will be lost without Boehner.  Jk.  Without Boehner, a broken, worthless Congress will still be shit.  Sure, it would have been hard bordering on impossible to be a worse Speaker than John's Boehner, but remember Newt Gingrich, Dennis Hastert, and almost Robert Livingston.