Scott Van Pelt, What The Fuck Is ESPN Thinking?

Does anyone actually watch SportsCenter these days?  Or is something that's just on after a football game or baseball or somethin'?  I mean, who fucking cares?  But Scott Van Pelt?  Is that the best they can do?  Jesus.  A billion years ago ESPN had Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick and people turned into watch the show because it passed for entertainment and was certainly an interesting take on the same old highlights--and was way better than whatever that other show on CNN or whatever was.  Now though, we have the internets machines and nobody fucking cares about SportsCenter.  Still, though, a jerkoff like Scott Van Pelt screams of some insane desperation.