Well, Watching Fox "News" Today, The Democrats Musta Had A Pretty Fucking Great Debate Last Night

The entire Fox "News" machine has been stumbling and stuttering madly all day and bleating weakly trying to spin the Democratic debate as some sort of scary, left-wing, socialist insurrection that was also some weak and lame and boring while the voters who would watch a tee vee "debate" and then answer poll or survey questions seem pretty satisfied.  That's a fucking nightmare for Fox.  The Republicans are shitting themselves stupid and the Dems avoided an opportunity to fuck themselves on the tee vee.  Every chance for a huge blunder passed safely by the Democratic campaign is really bad news for the Republicans at this point.  Trump's still their guy.  They're fucked.  And Fox has been trashing Bernie Sanders non-stop, spitting out "Democratic Socialist" every ten seconds to put the fright into the squares and soft-headed olds, so that makes you wonder what they saw behind the scenes.  Something's up with Sanders, and that something is obviously good for Sanders and bad for the sort of dipshit cocksucker who watches that horrible, half-rate propaganda channel.  One thing is clear today: Fox "News" is in full-on retard panic mode now.