From Today's No Shit File: Ben Carson Is A Fucking Loon--And Tacky As Fuck, Too

Poor crazy and dumb old Ben Carson is getting skull fucked royally now, and if he were actually running for president, then his campaign would be over.  Since he's running a scam and not a campaign, he'll keep on scamming the teabagger assholes for a while yet, but everyone else is going to enjoy learning just how skeevy and tacky he really is.  Carson is way too much of an exceptional American buffoon to be taken seriously, but at least he is being a fairly entertaining clown for all of us.