Fuck Paris, Fuck ISIS, The Trump Campaign Is Awesome Right Now And Needs To Be Getting More Coverage!

Donald Trump is killing it right now, but the stupid news in Paris is sucking up all the tee vee airtime.  Trump's easily the most entertaining thing in the world today!  He's going full-on raving fascist demagogue over the prospect of scary refugees and grimy immigrants coming to his very own back yard to eat his lunch or marry his daughter or something, and Trump should be introducing the DONALD TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BRAND BROWN SHIRTS any minute now.  It's fucking hilarious and even more exciting because we know that we might have a lamp post party in Trump's future!  Trump's also been skullfucking Ben Carson's campaign to death hourly for the last week, but that funfetti is getting buried by the candy-assed politicians and media pissing themselves over ISIS as well.  Trump's where it's at right now, and gods-dammit we are missing out on the exceptional American high-calorie entertainment we deserve!