Republicans Are Bigger Candyasses Than Cops

Well, America has found exceptional cry babies bigger than our cops, and they are Republican presidential candidates.  If you can't handle boring old John Harwood, how the hell will you handle Putin or Satan or aliens or space aliens?  Republicans are always huge pussies, but these 2016 candidates are freekin' yuge!  CNBC is as way farther to the right than the usual rock-ribbed right-wing establishment media, so the Republican Party is either too stupid to deal with even mild doses of reality, or the Republican Party is using this horseshit to manipulate their idiot teabagger minions into even more astounding, strange far-away worlds of insanity.  Either way, America is getting exceptional dumber every second.