When The Pitchforks Come Out, Nobody's Gonna Step In And Save The Koch Brothers

Nope.  A few people might get lucky and escape their fate when the peasants finally catch a clue and decide it's gonna be a big ole pitchforks and torches party for the 1% in the U.S.A., but not the Koch brothers.  Nobody's gonna have any desire to risk a poke or a burn to save those assholes.  They're gonna be on their own, and there's no way it is gonna end well for them.  If they are extremely lucky, after the fires are out and the pitchforks get sharpened and put up for next time, some former Koch-sucker will offer the bros a valuable coupon for a free ham sandwich or something and some free advice on how to make a comfy bed out of leaves and garbage.